Did you get over it?

Did you get over it?

i got over not buying the game, yes

>got over not buying the game
So, you bought it? Good job.

i didn't buy it and got over this fact

Right now I'm stuck at the anvil. Any tips?

bruh i'm too poor to afford it and even try getting over it

Hard to give tips for this game. When you're pushing off the ground, make sure to follow through on the downward movement all the way before you swing your hammer around to grab the cliff.

Fully extend your hammer below you to get the maximum air time.

Let the pot lean at the very edge and pogo jump. Honestly the jump right before the anvil is considerably harder.

Nope

next you have to get over your 4th grade writing level

What kind of crime did this man commit to be sentenced to this kind of punishment? What act warrants being eternally bound to a cauldron?

Restarted several times to fix my timer and still took 5 hours to beat it, but I did it on a torrented game, Now that I know about the ending I'm considering buying it just to tell Bennet to eat a dick

I got over your insult

nope, didn't get very far before giving up. Maybe I should try the game again sober, but what's the point in that?

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>what's the point in that

go away. Too many of my friends can't shut the fuck about you and your lectures. Go eat a dick if you're so smart, asshole. Stop being likable to people who annoy me.

Fuck off kermit

Nope and I haven't bought it either, I'm not going through that kind of mix of pain and utter despair ever again.

This game is only good to watch virtual anime youtubers play

Yes, i refunded it.

what the fuck

[S P O O K S I N T E N S I F Y]

Cauldron theft.

I can't find his full lectures anywhere.

No. Why would I buy a game intentionally made to be unintuitive and unfun?

I laughed

? are you serious? there are hundreds of hours on his youtube account alone

To hear some pretentious Australian dickhead quote philosophy at you obviously.

you'd be good at the game then

>paying someone to insult them
I hardly think Bennet would care

how is it pretentious? be serious. what is it pretending to be that it isn't? remember to back up your claims with provable statements.

>all that for a fucking chatroom
Fuck Bennett

Made it here 6 times today, 3 of which I made it on to the top of the ledge, but I keep sliding down.

Started playing yesterday.

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Twice

>buying Happy wheels

Yes, I pirated the game and got over it.

It wasn't all that great experience because I started to get seriously mad at the fucking bucket part but eventually worked it out. At first it was fun and relaxing with the smooth piano music, narration and quotes but once I went on a failing spree, it really started to wear me down because of the old shitty songs "I'M GOING DOWN THE ROAD FEELING BAAAAAAD", if I were to mute the music, it wouldn't be the same experience anymore so I listened to every single track.

Took me maybe 10 hours as a whole to get through, 6 hours of it being stuck at the fucking bucket part.

>Get to the end and its a fucking fake chat room with no one in it
Literally what was the fucking point? I'm not expecting an actual trophy to be delivered to my doorstep, but at least me feel a sense of fucking accomplishment you faggot.

got the golden pot recently, my best time is 5 mins and 45 seconds.

>Don't understand something.
>Claim it's THEIR fault!

That means your friends are right and you're the problem for your own misery. Sort yourself out you pathetic piece of shit.

here's the end screen, for my high score

Lmao, shouldn’t have pirated it

This part right here is the most treacherous part of the game. I've done it tens of times, I've already finished the game and just now was doing it multiple times in a row as the orange jump made me come back here, and now I've spent over 30 minutes here unable to do it anymore. Every single attempt fails, I am questioning how I managed to do it so many times before. My arm hurts and I have a strong sensation of powerlessness, I literally feel like puking. How can this happen? How can I unlearn something I spent so much time learning?

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If you bought the game, there's actual people there who also completed the game.

I payed $17 for this piece of shit, don't give me that sass.

So what happens when you reach the top?

you get pretty disappointed to be honest.

There's supposed to be people online? How busy is it? Might be due to me being in NZ and our timezones being at odds with the rest of the world then. I feel cheated, but for a completely different reason now. Is there a way to access that chatroom again or do I have to climb the fucking gauntlet again?

Looks like benedett got over you user

get it? because u basically threw your money away

you can set the gravity to be negative and just fall to the top, not sure how though.

It's about the journey not the destination

the game doesn't have much players so its rare to meet other people there now that the game's hype has died and nobody's interested anymore

You mean the place above it, right? I realized you have to keep bouncing between the walls to get up more easily.

I think the code is easily editable, i guess it's just C# and Unity.
ILSpy + Reflexil or some shit should work.

Is he still conning white guys with a lack of validation in their lives out of money?

>someone made a clone of sexy hiking

Still can't believe it. Is it the same guy?

I enjoyed playing the game, so I wasn't angry or anything, just thought it could have been a bit cooler.

that's not what people these days understand
they only do something to have some type of gratification in the end, which is the wrong mentality for pretty much everything, life isn't about prizes but the experience to earn that prize.
If people were just given olympic medals without need for competition, the medals wouldn't be worth anything, they wouldn't serve no purpose anymore

yes
nearly half a million a year just for existing
dont forget to take his 10 dollar online personality test

>muh communism and tribalism is bad but jews are the best man do l love me some circumcized cock you need to save your father and embodies the monster so you can act out the hero archetype and rises to the top of the lobster dominance hierarchy *bursts into treats*

but haven't people actually gotten their act together and made something out of themselves with his guidance?

I mean the place in pic related, the skip done by pulling yourself up fast which takes you to the stairs. I used to be able to do it, suddenly I can't anymore.

4 times now but that isn't impressive at all. Beat it once and it becomes piss easy.

I could never pull that off in the first place, so I didn't bother.

God, what a rip off. Well, it was a cool idea I guess but totally unworkable. Game should have given you free access to the chatroom afterwards or something, otherwise its completely worthless.

It's funny but getting stuck in games and finally getting over it is what I recall the most after I've finishing games. I usually keep fond memories of it.
I wonder how common is that.

That's like saying its jerking off or having sex but stopping before you cum is more fulfilling than just blowing your load

>This faggot hasn't edged himself for hours

I'd say very common, you rarely remember much if anything from a game if it doesn't challenge you in any way, just drags you through itself and then ends. Games that put you to the test you'll remember more vividly.
Ofc, exception can be story games where there's no difficulty in the gameplay itself but in the choices you make.

It's pretending a game where you play a guy and climb shit is making some deep statement about life. it's the definition of pretentious.

>You fell and lost all your progress, but the progress was actually what you learned along the way. As long as you don't give up you haven't failed.
>"Try again lil nigga" - Gandhi
Woah so deep!

sold the key and never downloaded the drm free version i got from humble

>8 dollars for a game that'd be right at home with Newground's 2003 lineup

No. I didn't

Really makes you think.

They have.

Most of Peterson's detractors fall into one of two camps: The cynical camp which is populated by bitter people who are in a rutt but don't want to admit it who will obviously shit on him as a defensive measure to defend their own lifestyle that they do not like, and the other camp is just marxists which I don't really need to describe. Obviously both are going to get all uppity about the fact that he's making money as if that invalidates anything he has said.

This game was better when it was called Sexy Hiking.