"She was almost a Jill sandwich"

"She was almost a Jill sandwich"

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>having to lick your fingers that much
how sloppy can you get while eating?

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YOU'RE RITE

why am i saving this webm?

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God I wish that were me

Resident evil 2 remake with re4 engine.

what do you mean? are you hungry? sandwiches aren't hard to come by, you know?

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Does she like only cosplay as Jill every year or something?

That's her job. NobOdy else wants her old sexy ass

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Imagine being her husband and having her cosplay as jill whenever you want

>quarter pierces

just imagine she's licking cum off of them

You could get any generic short haired girl to cosplay as Jill though.

yeah, but they wouldn't be jill, just some random girl pretending to be jill

you do want the real deal, don't you?

"the master of unlocking"

The master of unlocking my heart.

>*Door opens and closes. Unzips. Shower sounds*
>*Door opens and closes*
>Jill: "What is that?"
>Barry: "JILL?"
>Jill: "Oh, hi Barry. Why on EARTH are you here?"
>Barry: "I'll be examining this."
>Jill: "Barry? BARRY!"
>Barry: "I just had something I wanted to check. I think I'll stay and look around more..."
>*Door opens and closes*
>Chris: "WHOA!"
>Barry: "What the HELL?!"
>Jill: "Chris...you're here too?"
>Chris: "I THINK I'm beginning to UNDERSTAND!"
>Jill: "That's what I was going to say!"
>Barry: *echoing* "Chris is our old partner, you know."
>Chris: "Hey, we're partners aren't we? Let's work together" *unzips*
>Barry: "LOOK at THIS!"
>Chris: "WOW!"
>Jill: "What is it?"
>Barry: "What do you think of it?"
>Chris: "PROTECT yourself."
>Barry: "Perhaps that was the most important part."
>Chris: "Let's GO!"
>Chris: "I'll go first!"
>Chris: "DAMN. It's broken! Seems like it"
>Barry: "Oh, my COD!"
>Jill: "Hey, what's going on?"
>Chris: "Alright! Can you do it?"
>Barry: "Graahh!"
>*unzips*
>Chris: "Aahh!"
>*Moans, grunts, groans*
>Barry: "Lost courage already?"
>Wesker: "Sorry for my lack of manners. But I'm not used to escorting men."
>Chris: "Jill! Let's do it!"
>Jill: "Ah, yes! Barry!"
>Barry: "Heh! Jill Sandwich! Right!"
>Jill: "Barry, don't screw up again."
>Chris: "Let's go!"
>*Moans, grunts, groans* *splatter*
>Barry: "Aaahhhh..."
>Jill: "Thank you, Barry."
>Barry: "Yeah, yeah."

She is the female David Hayter: landed a job that made her famous, nobody wanted her later. Spends the rest of her life pretending to be her videogame character.

At least she isn't annoying like David.

She looks yuro maybe that's why

more like master of cucking

and leon and claire are the masters of being cucked

Are we bullying Claire in this thread? Because I'm down with that.

if jill is for unlocking, what is becca for?

"Hey user, get between my soles if you want a real Jill sandwich!"

GOD i was that were me

>Jill will never shrink you and sandwich you between her soles

why even live honestly

>She is the female David Hayter: landed a job that made her famous, nobody wanted her later.

Is she holding out for a rich guy or something? Even ugly girls and boys find mates.

delet this

Marriage

this is unpleasantly accurate

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Imagine having them both as roomates sharing an apartment trying to make ends meet. They are always cosplaying and talking as their characters trying to relieve past glories but nobody hires them and end up getting drunk instead. That would make a funny sitcom.

Voth was nominated for a Canadian acting award four or five years ago, so she must have some ability.

No.

Someone post the armpit pic of that other resident evil girl. You know the one.

This one?

No. That's gross actually.
She's in a cheerleader outfit.

get that shit out of here

here you go

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What's the context here? As far as I can tell, it just looks like the second girl is getting really into watching the first one eat a sandwich.

I hate noisy eaters. My ex-was psychotic and would throw food across the room if I made any noise so I eat super quiet out of some weird fear. Can't handle finger licking.

>literal armpit pussy
I knew it! I always believed! Back of the kneefags eternally BTFO.

does it bother anyone else how hard she has to pull on the second bite?

is this over acting or is the crust on that bread just that stale?

sorry its really triggering me

That's the one.

Not bad.

sometimes you have to pull if you are eating something besides soy

oooOOHHHHH!!!

not on a soft sandwich like that

maybe if you have no canines or anything

>doesn't quote it properly, completely fucking up the wording and perspective
>posts some whore that doesn't even look like Jill and hasn't looked like her in 15 years
>said whore is so bad at eating sexually that she licks her fingers like a robot, and puts focus on the fact that her sandwich doesn't have sauce

Voth hasn't 'been Jill' in 15 years, as they still use her 15 year old face for Jill. She aged like milk

Have you never eaten a sandwich before? It's not going be soft like cotton candy.

If you're eating meat, sure.
She's eating a meatless sandwich on white bread.

Why is Sup Forums still so obsessed with Julia Voth even when she admitted to getting fucked by men she didn't even know at some gathering? I thought this place despised roasties.

It's not Sup Forums, it's shills and redditors (as that's what Voth is, a redditor)

got any source on that?

When did this happen?

Stop lying, she fucked her boyfriend in the area where you're only with your partner, away from the free for all orgy.

I fucking hate this webm, why can't she eat like a normal human being.

Weren't people watching or something? Can't remember the exact details

It was the burning man festival so they were out in public, it's definitely accurate to say she's an exhibitionist

Why dont you fucks give a source on these claims? Or did you idiots get it from Sup Forums?

I'd still call her a roastie then.

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I think you meant to go here.

user I was thinking the same shit
this shit made me so irrationally angry

It's from Kevin Pierra's podcast, I'm not sifting through that shit to give you a time stamp. Just go listen to it on youtube where she was a guest.

>"oh boy, I can't wait til I get home to talk vidya"
>visits Sup Forums
>Sees a woman eating herself as a metaphor

I have a source on her having gone to Burning Man, and I believe the thing about her fucking her boyfriend in front of other people was in this video. Not digging through it though, I need sleep
youtube.com/watch?v=sz8IS2u_kHg

I know who that body belongs two but who are the two dudes in the background? Can't even see their bulges

>youtube.com/watch?v=sz8IS2u_kHg
This was in the description
>but what she does to pass her time at Burning Man was enough to make even Kevin blush
Yeah, we're right, you're wrong, go fuck yourself

JILL SANDVICH

Name a RE girl you WOULDN'T have sex with, Sup Forums.
Protip: you can't.

You got me.

>"THIS JUST IN! STRAIGHT WOMAN LIKES TO FUCK!"

>skank

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Ashley.

Well I probably wouldn't have sex with loli Sherry because I'm not that desperate.

>No bestgirl crystal Zoe

SLUT

Where the main games are concerned at least.

And you'd still do her if the chance was given

Is she the most sexual human character in 6?

>Zoe is not a main game concerned

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IRL is so ugly.

Faggot

nope

>implying
She looks like shit even when she's being a tryhard.

Why not? Scared of big tits?

She's doing it because it's supposed to be cute or something

What!? What is this?

She's too cute and sexy! Still though, overall she's only the 2nd sexiest character in the game. First is the goo Carlas

why is her watch on top of her glove

What is this expression meant to convey?

Then I'd have to add Old Claire, Mutant Rachel, Bloody Gina, Mutated Alex, Marguerite, Bug Marguerite, Granny Evie, and Giant Face mutant Evie. Add to that Excella, Giant Tentacle Excella, Alexia, and Mutated Alexia.

Only permavirgins fawn over the overreacting and meme gestures.

>being tryhard
>she is actually having fun and enjoying what she does while entertaining her fans while you sit in the basement and denying your loneliness

OH MAN MY HANDS ARE SO DIRTY FROM HOLDING THIS WHITE BREAD I BETTER LICK MY FINGERS TO CLEAN THEM OFF AFTER HANDLING ALL THIS FILTHY BREAD