This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
Daniel Watson
Luis Miller
>Skipping leg day
Alexander Gomez
He looks kinda Polynesian.
I guess that explains why he's so good at water.
Aaron Long
El goblino..
Joshua James
So open, un-ironic racism is tolerated now?
Connor Gutierrez
El demonio de aguas profundidades...
Julian Gutierrez
El monstruo del cincuenta seis...
Gavin Collins
this motherfucker is goofy looking regardless of his skin color.
Xavier Thomas
t.el ogrillo
Zachary Thompson
la creatura...
Kayden Phillips
this
Ryan Lee
What's with the Spanish memery samefag?
Jordan Walker
la luz extinguido...
Adam Barnes
This
Angel Sanchez
get the fuck out
Adam King
More Sup Forums --> Sup Forums cross shitposting immigrating to Sup Forums.
We really need a wall.
Christian Perry
El diablillo americano...
Mason Edwards
need a safe space?
Triggered much?
Dylan Turner
La atrocidad
Gabriel Jackson
el paso en falso de dios ... el inhumano...
Austin Lee
you're the one that needs it
Nolan Nguyen
It's an Sup Forums meme though.
Stop being so obsessed with Sup Forums
Jonathan Taylor
>haha look at me mom I pretended to be a clueless sjw to get replies again
>they're going to fall for it again mom
And you did get the replies. You did it.
Connor Ortiz
el orco nefasto...
Luke White
El Abominacion
Chase Hall
el rosto de la muerte...
Alexander Hall
>oh no he got answers
what kind of soyboy are you?
even when the bait is obvious i respond
sometimes people that actually think like that are reading
Benjamin Turner
It's the ellipses that make these so funny
Kayden Walker
El ogro...de las Americas.
well unironically these fuckers are clever not adding whites into the future because we're gonna be a minority by 2100
Lincoln Wood
SEETHING
Jaxson Smith
AY MADRE MIA!
el rosto del terror..
Angel Roberts
el muttacion...
Caleb Morgan
...
Cameron Smith
>2100
Jaxon James
What do you imagine the ideal male body has got to do with me lmao
Asher Rodriguez
La creatura...
Ayden Perry
el oscuro infinito...
Jace Morales
Not the user you replied to, but that argument doesn't apply when you're the one bothered by the things in this thread.
Juan Richardson
Literally me
Thomas Mitchell
El terror de las profundesas...
Jonathan Jackson
You'd think his legs would be bigger with all the swimming and carting around giant chunks of metal he does.
John Hill
don't breed.
Charles Hall
El catastrof genetico..
Zachary Bennett
Der Untermensch...
Blake Gonzalez
EL AMERICANO MIXTO DE LAS PROFUNDIDADES OCEANICAS
Zachary Garcia
>t. creatura
Nicholas Wilson
>not appreciating DSLs
im ashamed Sup Forums
Caleb Torres
Neat memes and all, but he's Asian. Alterra was formed by a futuristic unified China, Mongolia, and other Asian countries..
Adam Carter
madre de dios....
Grayson Gray
La furia del atrocidad....
Parker Murphy
>lovecraft
Nice. Way funnier than people will realize.
Carter Hughes
el chino siniestro...
Caleb Ross
Mongolia is a rival Trans-Gov and one of the biggest in the galaxies (references to Andromeda suggest its been colonized.) Alterra might have been formed by China and SEA, but Mongolia did its own thing.
>Reading the Alterran Testimonials and learn there’s some post-scarcity Trans-Govs
Mason Murphy
You mean finnish you fucking moron
Subnautica takes place in a universe where the finns won the hyperwar, instead of it ending in a phyrric draw, and then got co-opted by juden who turned the utopia into a corporatocracy .
Carson Davis
dios mío ... confrontado por la bestia misma ...
Mason Ramirez
TRANS-Govs? So even the fuckin' dick-chick SJWs sunk their claws into this game.
Alexander King
EVERYTHING IS OKAY
the dev said the next update will get rid of la creatura and we will get this sexy lass instead!
Liam King
forgot pic
Gavin Murphy
>this thread
Samuel Jackson
The first known report of Amerimutts comes from the Spanish missionary Hernando de Luna y Arellano, member of the jesuit mission of Ajacan, in the current Florida. A kind and religious man, he suffered a crisis of faith during his mission in the Americas, before returning to Spain and dying in his birthplace Toledo. The forensic report written by his personal doctor states that he died while screaming the words "el monstruo" incoherently. After his death, a piece of paper that seems to describe his encounter with an Amerimutt was found among his belongings, the contents of which are reproduced in its original Spanish in the following post. (cont)
Parker Turner
...
Brody Cruz
"¡Oh, Santa Maria Auxiliadora, a ti me encomiendo, pues mi espíritu se halla sumido en el más profundo de los pesares! Quiso el fatal de los destinos que mis pasos se encontraran con una de las mas abyectas criaturas del diablo, cuya forma detallaré a continuación como aviso para futuros viajeros de aquestos lugares. Sirvan, pues, mis palabras como guía para rehuir a estas bestias.
Paseaba por la bahía de Santa María, contemplando dichoso el bello paisaje del lugar, cuando de un arbusto cercano surgió el feo ser que nos ocupa. Su piel era de un sucio color cobrizo, más oscuro que el de los indios que habitan estás tierras. Extrañas marcas y símbolos adornaban su piel, la más distinguida de ellas una especie de letra eme de color amarillo que lucia en su ancha frente. Medía unos siete pies de altura, siendo su envergadura considerable, como de jabalí o cerdo en matanza. Anchas narices y unos ojos diminutos y separados adornaban su grotesca faz, que parecía retorcerse y deformarse con extraños caprichos. Vestía ropaje harapientos adornados con varias rayas blancas y rojas y estrellas blancas en fondo azul. A primeras pensé que esta criatura era no más que una extraña especie de macaco que los nativos habían disfrazado a modo de chanza, mas mis pareceres cambiaron cuando la criatura habló. (cont)
Jonathan Lee
...
Caleb Reyes
En el momento en el que la bestia abrió su enorme boca, todo sonido alrededor cesó. El graznido de las gaviotas, el bramido de las olas golpeando la costa, e incluso el sonido de mi propio aliento fueron ensordecidos al instante. El bello cielo azulado tornose negro y la luz del sol se extinguió. Una ponzoña se extendió por los alrededores, pudriendo y matando rápidamente la frondosa vegetación del lugar. Tras una eternidad, el monstruo pronunció las siguientes palabras:
"whiter then u muhammad"
La voz de la abominación se oía desde todas las direcciones y desde ninguna, la sentí en mi mente y en mi oidos. Tal fue la intensidad del encuentro que sufrí un ligero desmayo y tuve que ser socorrido por Fray Cosme, que achacó mi descompostura a una simple insolación. Desconozco del origen de las palabras que pronunció aquel siervo de Belcebú, pues no parecían propia de la lengua de los nativos del lugar, o de ningún lenguaje cristiano, mas al oirla se instauró en mi persona un pesar que me impide continuar mi labor religiosa en estas tierras. Retorno, pues, a España, con esperanzas de limpiar my espiritu."
Hernando's mental health deteriorated quickly in the ship back to Spain, and he died shortly after arriving to his country.
Jose Collins
...
Levi Smith
amerimutts are fucking scary
Camden Hill
>notits
John Harris
Mongolia is literally Space America in Subnautica, it’s a rough, multicultural and rapidly expanding Trans-Gov where food is natural, people learn from books, and they religion is a major face of life.
Carter Cook
Nope, it's literally against the rules.
Luis Hernandez
The difference between stereotype humor and the 56% meme is the latter is misinterpreting statistics, so it's just people making fools of themselves.
Jace Collins
nigger
Carson Garcia
el trasgo...
Jackson Martinez
el analfabeto...
Wyatt Watson
LA IMPIO PERVERSO NEGRO MONSTRUOSIDAD
Carter Jackson
el monstruo sin esperanzas....
Dominic Howard
...
Dylan Martin
>Can't defend their logic, better just spam the same bullshit
wew
Joseph Bell
el ceboso ignorante...
Josiah Ross
...
Nolan Turner
Come on Pablo, defend it.
Charles Brooks
la desolacion...
Lucas Brown
...
Christopher Russell
por favor matarse...
Jace Parker
based user getting all 3 banned
Brody Howard
Is he related to a fish? It makes sense when you think about it.
Ethan Smith
mama mia...
Jack Bell
laugable attempt at spanish Sup Forumstard
Grayson Taylor
10/10 Lo mandaría estudiar como literatura española.
Hunter Morgan
la luz extinguida....
Aaron Carter
You do realize that americans being mutts has been a stereotype since long before you mongrels started calling your country a melting pot, right?
Can't handle a little bit of banter?
Noah Cooper
No estoy usando el traductor de Google
LO JURO
lo juro
Owen Gomez
And you do realize the logic of calling people mutts is basically implying you're totally fine with incest, right?
Easton Morgan
EL VIL
Wyatt Foster
>europoors
Michael Smith
la soya oscurecida...
Daniel Brooks
LOL KYS amerimutt
Hudson Myers
>there isn't a middle point between endogamy and exogamy
Aaron Adams
la enchirito nacho burrito
Josiah Garcia
This is an Sup Forums meme making fun of racist americans you fuck.
Nathan Rodriguez
It turned into a meme of stupidity.