Why is she so perfect, bros?

Why is she so perfect, bros?

Because she is not real.

She isn´t and you are a virgin manchild
Get a job turd

>Using the Nier: Gestalt costume
>But not the Grimoire Weiss pod skin

Son, am disappoint.

>perfect
>literally heavy enough to kill you if she got on top

wrong

>implying she wouldn't let you top while staring at you wish a cold, emotionless gaze and using Taunt on you when you're close to finishing

they all rook the same doe

the loli was perfecter

I honestly believe this now based on the ending.
Might have always been a 2E backup.

>beta soy cucks who can't lift 150 kg of robobutt

Exactly, she really is perfect

Not really a fan of A2, but anything in a maid outfit is okay with me.

Do androids have vaginas? The men appear to have nothing ...

>tfw white hair makes me diamonds
the whole drakengard/nier series is a gift from heavens for me, zero is still the superior girl but a2 is really fucking close until she cuts her hair holy shit someone deserves to serve jailtime for it

this but ironically

She's much cuter with short hair.

>Zero
Top tier taste.

>namefag
Geez, haven't seen one of you cucks in a while...

>discount 2B
Shit tastes.

are you for real? she just becomes discount 2b

...

They can have penises and vaginas fitted in. They can even simulate pregnancy.

Brother!

>get to play as A2
Awesome
>cuts her hair immediately before becoming playable
>can only get her long hair back when you beat the game
IT'S NOT FAAAAAAAAAIR

Is A2 just a offbrand 2B?

>she will never cook for you
>she will never stab you after you do stupid things
>she will never call you dummy
>she will never force you burn people
>she will never cry for you after you die
Why live

>you will never make her break her icy cold, exterior by being kind towards her
>she will never try to cover up her happiness by being tsundere towards you

A2 is the natural upgrade from 2B.

- longer hair
- more personality
- is actually still 2B but more

They had to nerf her hair and make you finish the game in order to not make it super obvious.

>she will never threaten to kill you
>you will never see her smile

better combat, too

machines had hard life. imagine being slow, bulky pile of metal and then toobie comes at you with light speed and force like webm related

i like them both

Commander is the best

Glad i found someone with such exquisite taste, see you around buddy

I cannot disagree.
Her design is by far the best in the game. Perhaps the series.
She is criminally underutilized
God, the things i would do to that woman

commander is cute! CUTE!!

Ultimate answer to all these
Why is she so perfect threads

She hot as fuck, not cute.

>longer hair
Fucking "character development"

I want to dominate the Commander

Yoko taro taste is truly something almost divine, a patrician among patricians

i hope he was choosing those designs by himself. imagine
>be graphics artist at platinum
>suddenly, weirdo in majora's mask moon mask approaches you
>"what are you doing now?"
>"um, commander model"
>"nice. couple pointers though, make it blonde and three times as voluptuous as she is now, i want her ass to be the largest thing in the bunker"
and you have to obey

He does exactly that for what i can tell, i know he did it for drakengard 3 at least, taro is truly based when its about the girls