8 billion people on the planet

>8 billion people on the planet
>literally only TWO of them are playing Lawbreakers right now

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That's hilarious.

What are they thinking?

These two lonesome souls find kinship only in each other's company as they face down bots for hours on end.

Nobody wants SJWS games.

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>make thread with lawbreakers in the OP
>get more replies than there are people playing lawbreakers

Sup Forums is free though.

So let's at least make this sporting for Cliffy. Can we get more Sup Forums Pass users in this thread than playing Lawbreakers?

>howmanypeopleareinspacerightnow.com/
AYYYY LMAO

Can we find out who they are somehow?

One of them is Cliffy, the other is Cliffy's grandma.

Ice cream? I love Ice cream!

There are literally more people experiencing real anti-gravity right now than Cliffy B's anti-gravity video game.

Is this a single player game? Who cares if people want to play by themselves

Its multiplayer only. Why the fuck would you come into a thread about a game you know nothing about and try to start shit with statements you couldn't even be sure you're right or wrong on?

>real anti-gravity
excuse me?

>statements
That was a question, brainlet, look it up in dictionary.

>8 billion people on the planet

If that's true then the planet is fucked.

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>guys with micro penises will soon need to identify themselves as having one

>real anti-gravity
Zero G, user. Zero G.

>real anti gravity
i think you mean zero gravity
but even that isn't correct
on the ISS there is still 90% the same amount of gravity as on earth
im being pedantic though i know what you mean user

>8 billion people on the planet
No there aren't. There's like 1.4 billion chinks, 1.3 billion poos, and 1.2 billion niggers in africa. So it's actually closer to 3.5 billion.

and DONE

I don't even think Guilty Gear Overture was this dead when I played through it.

Finally, a separate bathroom for our kind. One where we wont be afraid of using the urinals.

lol?

this better be b8

There are more people playing Lawbreakers than there are braincells behind this post.

>literally only TWO of them are playing Lawbreakers right now
no, two people are in the lobby, you need 9 to actually play the game

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#woke

Found the leftie cuck.

lol. you're a friggin' moron, m8. no amount of lashing out or namecalling can save you.

lmao wut
if you're the same guy who said there's 3.5 billion people on the planet you actually are retarded lmao

>inb4 "t-there's only 3.5 billion people THAT MATTER"

wat

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6 people in space, only men

>not knowing what inb4 means
newfags reeee

shit dude, might as well

What a sausage party. Although that reminds me or when that husband and wife were up in space. You just know

>"t-there's only 3.5 billion people THAT MATTER"
I'm not the one who said there's 3.5 b people. That's what's confusing me.
Not an inb4

I think I sussed it out. He was trying to be a hardballer, 1488...but only ended up being a mushybrained 744.

It was a misquote, my bad.

ah ok

le roll

You'd think his friends and family would be playing the game.

Or friends and family of the devs even.

>there are TWENTY times as many people playing any volume of Nekopara than there are playing Lawbreakers right now

or the devs even

Not whites aren't people.

>Can't even beat a dead zombie MMO released 14 years ago.

The devs know it's shit. Best not waste time when other companies could use your skills.

>any company wanting your "skills" after being layed off because of lawbreakers
feel sorry for those people who had no creative say honestly.

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testing.

the artists are skilled, can't be blamed that they have to make such fugly characters

wtf i love eurogamer now

let's find out

Daily reminder that cliff is blaming twitch for his game bombing

I feel like there's a joke somewhere in this image but I just can't see it.

Lets go

Check again

oh no no no no no

>blaming twitch

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FLAT FUCKING LINE

>lawbreakers died lightyears quicker than battleborn did
I don't know if I should be surprised or not, even Battleborn grabbed a weird miniscule playerbase of about 40 people currently, Lawbreakers didn't even get that.

I mean, getting a chance at zero-g sex is something that very few people will ever get, can you really blame them if they snuck it in while up there?

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conventional sex is pretty much impossible in space you'd have to jerk each other off

Why is it not F2P yet? Surely it's their only move.

Blame them? Nigger I'd be absolutely insulted if they didn't.

You lack imagination.

Why

>buy game at launch
>be really good and have a lot of fun
>game dies
feels bad

why would it be, it would be messy for sure but not impossible.

What's the thing you put in the options field for that?

Funny, lawbreakers dont have bots for matches. There are static bots for testing weapons though

Remember this old joke?

>Bots
ha. There are no bots in LawBreakers. Even Battleborn had the foresight to add bots when it was obvious not enough people were playing for a 6v6 match.

eh fuck it

This.

since4pass

>1v1 me faggot and see what happens
>in lawbreakers
>k find ip
>nvm, just hit queue on my count

Wait for the next game dev whinging about "White Dudes" in the press for their name game

it will be the sign for the third flop to join Battleborn and Lawbreakers

You literally can't ejaculate without some sort of vacuum, same thing with shit and piss, in space men haave erectile dysfunction literally, they return to normal once they go back to earth though

oh well, too late.
Well at least there are more pass users in the thread than people who played lawbreakers today

>there are actually people on this board so fucking autistic they didn't get the joke (truth) behind this post

J U S T

That's incredibly depressing. Fortunately, the cliffster deserves it, total cunt.

I don't know if I should be happy or absolutely disgusted.

LawBreakers would have a small amount of players like Battleborn does if it actually had some kind of bot play. As is, the only method of playing is either dicking around in the tutorial/lobby or the (now dead) 6v6 multiplayer.

But did his team deserve it?

>lawbreakers features gravity defying stunts in a fictional environment
>more people are LITERALLY DEFYING GRAVITY out in SPACE versus playing lawbreakers

you ever try to dump an entire junji ito comic while typing capcha?
It's not fun.

>You literally can't ejaculate without some sort of vacuum
That's wrong science man. Get your humoured feminine drawings away from me.

Collateral damage.

wrong