toot
Toot
NO HONKING
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Can you turn it up any louder?
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doot
>pafu pafu
>not honk honk
IVE BEEN LIED TO ALL THESE YEARS
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who is this cute girl?
I'd toot his horn anytime
well at least you've made some effort to better yourself, and thats all we can really ask for
fuck!
toot toot
where can i buy these
what a hoot
funk_engine.jpg
DO NOT TOOT IT
i gotchu
it's a .png tho
that's gay, you don't just toot another man's horn
I would also like to know this
F O O L !
I'd fuck his butt, but ironically.
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I'd do it unironically
I would, if he looked like a girl
based tootposters
these threads are surprisingly comfy
It just started you moron
just saying, i've seen a couple and popped in, they're pretty nice
LOL, fag.
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remember to report shitposts guys
this, but ironically
What's wrong user, you want my cock too?
Moar 'fo lewd pls.
don't make it weird
Nope.
I want to creampie him until he becomes pregnant
Oh okay just asking
>it's a guy
same
>this is the only Fate thread up right now
ok then
Bit of a tromboner, then?
Thank christ, Fate is trash
It's sad as hell, i know...
I hate that I"ll buy this game.
I want to creampie him and make him a woman.
dooooooooooooooot
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PLEASES
Why does he have breasts? And why do I want to suck them?
Why won't Tohsaka stop smoking?
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>tfw you like traps but this one is trying too hard
Might as well be a girl. I mean come on, PINK hair for a trap?
its a lollipop tho
OLD MEN
as long as you have fun with it I don't see the problem
It cures cancer
That's what she wants you to think
Delete this.
Gimme dat titty / pussy astolfo
damn thats a cute girl
FOR MEAGER COMPENSATION
perfect
tfw no umu
Come on, man. Don't just post a crappy photo of the page.
something wrong, user?
>astolfo will never wrap the both of you in his kimono so you can snuggle
thread theme
youtube.com
>horn can make literally anyone flee in terror
>only used it on some gargoyles
Why is apocrypha so shit?
anime is bad in general, your fault for not playing vidya
>Why is apocrypha so shit?
I can think of a couple reasons. Most of them have something to do with this little shit.
But vidya is horrible too....
Why is Fate vidya so shit too? Barring the VNs because >opinions
tood doot
why do people hate him so much? shirou was a much more autistic and retarded harem MC
>not even best FGO boy
shame on you Sup Forums, only knowing the big names
he stole both of my waifus from me
but astolfo is a dude....
I was always taught not to puff your cheeks when playing a brass. It helps with air flow.
>waifuing worst Jannu
You deserved it
>no PC
t-t-thanks
Why is she so perfect, bros?
Inferior red saber.
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Is there a translation of the moonrunes on this page?
Except shirou's autism was what made him a noteworthy character
Sieg being a homonculus had no bearing on his character whatsoever, he could've just as well had the Japanese cold
Also love triangle =/= harem
>Liking literal garbage that's retarded as fuck on top of it
>mo-zart
>no PS4
>no Vita
>no Switch
Is Mordred short for Mordretard?
faster
Stay/Night was always about Shirou, and everyone knew they were getting into harem trash from the beginning. Archer also has a cool arc.
Siegs bs scenes always cut in to ruin the momentum of eventful scenes, only make Jeanne and Astolfo look worse as characters by talking about basic existentialism related trite. This also gimps the potential of other apoc characters who didn't have 3 routes to develop like in Stay/Night. Also he just fucks off and becomes a dragon, where as Shirou felt plot relevant to the actual war.
>no Switch
Hardly a loss
God I wish I could be friends with Astolfo.
>Liking Fate
It's DBZ, but instead of cheeto eating neckbears, it's for ironic weeaboos
>Muh loli-rape
>Muh incest
>Muh softcore snuff
Trash, all of it
Friends, or "friends"?
I don't understand. I just want to be friends with him.
Is Fate shit only god as masturbation material? Nobody actually plays these lottery machine things right?