Eu4 help plox

any tips/starter states for a new player?

or should i just kill myself now

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Watch arumba's playthroughs for like 20 hours and you'll be set.

kill yourself now, the game is shit these days

ok
i will take a look ty

>New DLC is more Eternal Anglo shit
IM FUCKING PISSED WHERES THE UPDATED PURPLE PHOENIX PACK

Get fucked. Our sun never sets.

Play as Portugal and be friends with Castille/Spain.

You'll be mostly safe to try every mechanic and if you feel like it conquer weak north africans eventually. Also colonize.

You HAVE to pay.

Wise words comrade.

Also Quill_18

No I don't. Us superior Anglos get it for free.

Anglos HAVE to pay. Your crimes have gone unpunished for far too long.

It is not a crime to be better than everyone else, Especially the bloody french.

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play castille/ottomans

>Implying throwing your own son to the dogs and refusing to acknowledge his existence unless he lets terrorists participate in a rigged election makes you better then anything
You must pay.

shut the fuck up you yank mutt

>Gets exposed
>BUT AMERICA
Get fucked fag you have to pay.

shut the fuck up you yank mutt

literally every thread devolves into this anglo-american shitfest who fucking cares

I'd like to call this situation "poor little england"

STARTER NOOB STATES

CK2: Minor county in Irland
Eu4: Portugal, Ottoturks
Vk2: USA

What would you call this situation?

france inherited scotland?

yup, basically england's worst nightmare
they've been steadily losing their entire colonial empire to the dutch in a fun twist of history

>Minor county in Irland
addendum to that

THIS IS ONLY TRUE IN STANDARD STARTS
VIKING ERA AND CHARLEMAGNE WILL GET YOU RAPED BY NORSEMEN

Its the usual France lose 3 provinces and right after truce she is back and counter attacks with full strenght episode

only learn the basics. if you know how to manipulate the AI in your favor you won't have any fun anymore.

Unironically play lolimemes

unironically play on cheats first time
2nd playthrough on ironman mode

I usually leave cheats on so I can fix it when the AI does something incredibly dumb
like say, france being at risk of losing everything to liege because the damn AI bug where it ships all of it's troops to a single canadian province still hasn't been fixed

>Playing Charlememe start at all
Don't do this. Even Sunset Invasion is better and thats saying something.

yeah?

Uninstall and play a real GS like Vicky

>are you great power? invade sokoto
>are you not a great power? beeline aesthetics, invade sokoto
>congratulations you win ebin grossgermaniums my friend :DDDD
vicky 2 players have the most unwarranted self importance

>1672
>france this weak

Off yourself.