$30,756 per month

>$30,756 per month
>PER MONTH

Why aren't you developing a text-based porn game, user?

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but i am

i promise there will be no furries

Yeah I bet

No 30k a month for you then.

>i promise there will be no furries

That's what they all say at first.

I cant write porn

>30k a month for adding other people's content to the game

And?

best girl

>text-based porn game
Why not just read a book?

I once read the words 'custard launcher' and I've never been the same since

You'll change your tune once the furries flash the cash. Those people have a ridiculous amount of disposable income.

ok

Books aren't hot.

But did you hear it in the voice of the Metal Slug announcer?

Neither was that user. Fucking Divinity 2 text-shit was hotter than that.

>oh, a sci-fi version of Corruption of Champions, I wonder what kind of unique alien ladies there will be to fug
>it's furries
>it's all fucking furries

furries are the ones throwing money at it

Does he really get 360k a year? I find that hard to believe, source?

When did I say that was hot?
TiTS is hot.

>I totally wasn't talking about that picture I posted

Whatevs user. Gimme a sample of TiTS then.

tbf there's a few cyborgs.

Why do you think it's making $30k a month?
Furfags have deep pockets and immense autism.

what kind of porn game should I make?

3d
can be fetish shit
keep it simple

If you wanted something else then maybe you should have been the one to give the author 30k a month instead.

cute

Damn, why did I keep reading this

No 3D, most people who are willing to give money to porn games prefer 2d porn

the top 15 adult game patreons would disprove your point

List? I know non-game 3d porn can make a lot but I never heard of popular 3d porn games

Keep it simple and it'll get more complicated on it's own

Autism?
An /ss/ fetish?
Boredom?
Pick one

>$1,370 / month

Is there futa furries?

>tfw I'm a sub-par artist at best
>make around 4k a month on NSFW furry commissions
I let them know I'm willing to draw any fetish and they all come running, money in hand.

Now that I think about it I was kinda expecting some explanation for why the girl is obsessed with a little boy and his apparently 12 inch cock

oh lord you have no idea

>Reading /ss/ porn/manga
>Kid's dick is as big as his arm
Imagine if loli porn was full of oppai loli and insanely hairy pussies.

I am, but I'll never make what Fen does. I know I can talk all the mad shit I want now, but I've really got no interest in his audience or their gold.

>Imagine if loli porn was full of oppai loli and insanely hairy pussies.
I wish.

Why would he ever release it since he will lose his income ? He just need to drag it on forever

What you need to do is keep the development up for a while, but then after a point say you're almost complete with the main game, but that the Patreon will continue to support add-ons (bonus planets and such) while fixing any issues with the Base release.

You'd probably lose some of the monthly income once the game's "final" build is out, but you'd be able to keep it up for longer without people saying that you'll never finish, because you did, and the rest is expansions.

Then when you've made a few million (because holy shit 30k a month is 360k a year, you're a Millionaire in like 30 months) you can stop because unless you're a moron that can keep you going for the rest of your life. You could even start another project with another Patreon with your name attached if you want to fill your time and make more.

I can't pander like he can.
Or rather, I won't.

Or you just "finish" the game, and then start a new project, in a different setting.

He half assed the ending of CoC, then started TiTs.

>you're a millionaire in like 30 months
well this man does have to pay taxes, living expenses, and put "money" (time) into making the game. id say he gets to keep around half that money per year, if he's not spending any of it frivolously

>and his apparently 12 inch cock
Sounded more like 5-6 inches honestly.

Because there are few thousand similar text based games and maybe 5 of them get more tha $1/month on patreon or whatever and ALL OF THEM are meme tier garbage

>"Why not just drink a nutritional broth instead of going through the hasle of preparing and eating food?"

>Or rather, I won't.
It's for the best. Furgold is plentiful and easy to obtain, based off Fen's work, but corruption works a lot better as just a fetish rather than something controlling your artistic endeavors.

>implying there's a huge leap between text-based porn games and books
It's just erotica man. Except it's usually worse.

Except it's the other way round, pleb.

How big is her horsecock?

Didn't Tits also say there will be no furries...?

Either way Im not giving you shit if its humans only.

>Making a text based porn game earns you more than a doctor does
I don't wanna live in this world anymore

>Food analogy
Every fucking time

I'm working on a porn game. Not text based, but still porn.
When the Patreon goes up, I hope you guys support it. Or at least give it free advertisement like TITS.

>tfw I could make a living off of furries

patreon.com/user/overview?u=121401

Ignorant on several levels, faggot.

>expect weird aliens to fuck
>get furry strip-club IN SPACE

That's because it works, better as a counter as a "if you want attractive women in your games go watch porn instead".

A nice meal look lot of things is made up of different parts.

TITS is shit though. It's just text game that involves cramming in whatever fetish was paid for that month, no structure at all.

I've considered learning to draw to the point of just being somewhat competent and then doing what you're doing. Is it really worth selling my soul to the furries? And what's the worst thing you've been paid to draw?

the average US doctor earns between $156,000 to $315,000 a year. This guy earns $369,120 a year

Where the fuck do furries get this kind of disposable income?

They have jobs.

I fucking hate tits
because I can fuck a furry in a thousand different ways but if I want to fuck a cute alien I can only get a blowjob

Writing porn is hard enough as it is, let alone having to write shit to cater to so many different fucking audiences on top of making it a videogame.
I'd rather stick to writing porn on /trash/ and getting paid in steam games every once in a while

Because I hate writing.

Welfare.

How do you get saps to buy shit for you.
I post smut on /trash/ all the time but I must be shit at it because nobody ever comments.

because I don't literally worship dick

teach me your ways, senpai

but seriously, is this legit? where do you go? deviantart?

>loud house lit erotica
Stop. Just fucking stop.

not just furries. furries with cocks. mostly horse cocks.
in space everything has a cock. don't be a bigot.

Is this some clever form of money laundering?

name some good games like coc and tits where I can play as a straight male
or just any text game it doesn't really have to similar to coc

Not him, but I also do furry commissions. It's just like any other job. You put the time in, do what you're told, and you get paid. You don't ask unnecessary questions. You just draw.

If you're an idea guy, then commissions probably aren't for you. Because you'll want to do all your own ideas, and commissions will make you feel like shit. That path leads to never finishing work, unsatisfied clients and depression.
But if you're just in the game because drawing is fun, then what do you care about what you're drawing? Doesn't really make a difference. Get paid.

even worse
Furries

Free Cities.

So, are furries loaded or what? Wouldn't mind going gay for pay.

>FC
too bad that you are forced to play as a domineering top

I played that and the mods for it

Great way to miss out on thousands of autism bucks.

Rule 1: Stay away from the writefag threads. Even though those are populated by the most autists, your chances are lower.
Rule 2: Lurk in threads with content you actually like, if anyone posts a discord, lurk in those too
Rule 3: Keep in contact with people that talk about wasting money on commissions for porn, chat them up a bit and see if they want anything.

Depends on the furry. Some are artistic and can pull money from the less fortunate furries, gaining their collective income into their own disposable income from which they perpetuate their own furry ideas. Those lesser furries are typically those on the edge of becoming actual furries, and as such they themselves have a hefty income from their normal lives and the gullibility to be pulled into a more experienced furry's money trap of art, text, or general catfishing.
90% of the furry community are backstabbing suckers so out for themselves that they're blind to what they spend. Those remaining 10% are the ones smart enough to remain within their own social circle and sideline their tendencies.

well neither am i now thanks dickhead

haramase simulator

Monstergirl fags are the worst

>It's just text game that involves cramming in whatever fetish was paid for that month, no structure at all.
That shit's one of the reasons I started dabbling in word porn in the first place. I mean, fuck, I'm just looking at this stuff to rub one out, but when my immersion keeps getting cockslapped by shoddy worldbuilding and a quantity over quality approach to game design, that's fucking it for me.

>posts loli image
>talking about autists as if they are a separate group

hmmm

Furries are the only internet subculture to understand the content they enjoy only exists because someone pays for it.

this, furries are loaded

Too bad most of /trash/ is threads for Sup Forums shit I don't watch and furfags.
I can only find one or two threads for content I actually enjoy.

I've been wanting to commission an artist but I have no idea who. What are your prices?

Isn't that game filled with art from other games but I don't really care about that
but it isn't even text based
you need a mixture of quantity and quality don't prioritize one of the other

See, that's the problem.
I find it easier to write porn about stuff I like. You don't have to though, even though it is much, much harder to actually commit to writing stuff you hate.
We're talking /vg/ levels of autism.

>I let them know I'm willing to draw any fetish
Alright user, what's the worst you've had to draw? Scat? Diapers? Vore? Don't tell me you've had to do guro?

So get me on this one guys: Grimrock/Beholder, but with porn. I've been coding and writing a bit of backstory flavor for it and getting the nit and grit of dungeoncrawling down. My question is: What fucking perspective should I write from when it's a party of four people getting busy? Should I make one character the perspective you see it from, or write it from an omnipresent 3rd person? DO I omit characters entirely from the smut? I understand now why these games don't use party systems because I cannot for the life of me find out how I'm gonna write bad end scenarios when there's 4 people to write the feelings for

Depends on what kind of porn.
Give us a quick rundown.

>Tfw found Defiler Wings
>It's more or less a bit Ruski tomfoolery with a bit of a hentai collection, tiny bit of core on top
>Still gets me rigid
Better than TiTS at least.