The witcher 3

>Teleports behind you
>Kisses you on the neck
>Nothing personal ,user
What to do ?

Politely decline sexual intercourse then go laugh about it with my true love, Yennefer.

>choose triss because yennefer is a stupid fucking name
>yennefer turns out to be a self centered bitch anyway
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Yen is superior waifu. Always was, always will be.

Why can't you give Triss a chance user ?

cum

All Yen ever did was try to banter you off but she got super butthurt when you gave it back. Triss was cute and easy going. Triss > Yen.

be nice to yen. she was a hunchbacked freak who tried to anhero.

My niggas

Shackle her with dimeritium in the burning witch hunters lodge. Pshhh...nothin personell...kid...

marry and start a comfy family. what else?

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>What to do ?
do sex

i kind of hate the combat system in witcher 2. i got to the part in the seaside village and the story takes you to a huge closed low lying area with those zombie things and i died twice and havent touched the game in 3 years

freeze up

Do you really wish to see her in pain ?

Too bad that Triss is a massive whore, she looks like she’d make a great partner/wife.

Yen is the whore. Triss loves Geralt but too scared to confront Yen about it. And probably the Djinn.

They’re both whores

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>punch her face
>nothing personal
Fucking whore.

No way fag

Perfection

no

What's the point of witcher gear? The grandmaster set is for level 40 but I'm 45 now, I'll just find better stuff as loot. Are the special effects worth going through the trouble of picking up 57 diagrams?

weird face

If you get the full grandmaster set you get a bonus effect for your gear also you can dye your grandmaster gear with any colour you like .

Maybe she shouldn't have fucked it up

Yeah I was planning on getting the cat gear but then I noticed I was missing an entire level of upgrades. I think I'll just stick with my ornate robe.

Say "get away from me you manipulative B"

Who will play yennefer in the netflix series? How old should she be?

>All these better options throw themselves at Geralt
> Nah senpai me love Yenna

If you like the ornate robe you should try to get the ofieri armor set

this, but with Shani

C U M

a man of taste

I have one version of the ofieri but it doesn't have the gold detailing like the one you posted, where do you get it?

>Yennefer

I hated that bitch. It's one thing to be arrogant and self-serving like a lot of sorceress, but the way she treated Geralt was really patronizing. It didn't make sense for one of the most capable men in the world to settle for a woman who treated him like a dog to be used. I was SO happy that I could completely reject her.

>mfw talking to shani

Yeah that's right. Triss is bae.

thx for further fucking up my already high real life women standar senpai, sweet jesus

You should look around for the armor sets around the map in velen then look for this guy, he is an ofieri merchant.

Every day. Every afternoon.

Game yennifer was fucking annoying. Book yennifer was bearable

thanks

There is more user .

Hope you enjoy the game user . good luck !

that piercing, yikes

>netflix series
I bet they will fuck it up so bad with the SJW shit .

I rejected both, gonna bang Shani once I start playing the DLC.

yeah the pretty much ruins it for me. shame, she would be gorgeous without it

>geralt put on this shitty silk doublet
>b-but my armor costs 1000x times that and is made with much better fabrics
>faux pas now listen to me

die of heart ache

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The real Perfection.

>Lead her casually thru her quests
>Let her get tortured at the witch hunter's quest
>Tell her to fuck off at the pier
>Then kiss Yenn in front of her at Kaer Morhen

I don't know why you fags think Triss is the superior choice. She's kinda like the girl you cheated on your wife with some time ago and will always have uncomfortable moments with

Mating press

Preferring yen is essentially admitting to being a soyboy. Yennefer literally bosses you around like a dog, Triss just straight up enjoys your company.

I agree, so I fixed it

Triss is will undermine your ass and play mindgames with you. Yennifer will flat out tell you what she wants.

When has Triss ever done this? If anything, Yennefer is the one who would do this.

He doesn't know.

user, you are the best .

Idris Elba

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Can't bin the djinn

Females are nothing but sex objects. I have devoted every single second of my life to getting laid. I lift, I shower, I have a nice haircut, I wear nice clothes, I drive a cool car, I can play drums, guitar and keyboards, I have approached girsl, I have soialized, I have a physics deegree, I know how to code, I know 3 languages, I have done nosleep, I take cold showers, I am ambidexterous and I'm good at cooking.

I am also a very assertive and confident man. I am a genouine man, the epitome of masculinity. So why am I a virgin? It's because we live in a fucking cucked society. Women fuck men solely based on looks. Sluts are so picky nowdays that you may need to meet thousands of bitches till you find one to ride you.

If we had patriarchy I would be married to a prime virgin stacy by now. I'm sick an tired of seeing pathetic betas on this board who fap to tranny porn have loving girlfriends while true alphas like me get absolutely nothing. Men>women. We are entitled to sex to. I have a dick and I would like to use it for once.

I'll never understand the appeal of Triss

No one cares about the books.

it's okay to be a gay

OMG WHAT IS THIS POST

Can you get with Triss in Witcher 3? She left Novigrad after I helped save the mages and she wouldn't stay with me. Now I'm in Skellige and have to deal with Yennefer, who I can't fucking stand at all.

One day I hope to cook fresh pasta as well as you, master chef.

She will come back user, just watch out for the spoilers.

You're suppose to make decisions that favor her, then when she's about to leave you tell her you love her and she stays with you. And yes, you can end the game where the credits acknowledge Geralt ends up with Triss.

>gotta get this kid out of here to safety, could be dangerous, have to watch out for witch hunters
>"Teehee Geralt I'm drunkkkkkk kiss me"
begone thot

looks like the truth to me

>You're suppose to make decisions that favor her, then when she's about to leave you tell her you love her and she stays with you.

I was pretty sure I did that. Maybe I missed something. I kinda fucked up the witch hunter interrogation quest I think she was kinda mad after that.

I've done three playthroughs and always favor Triss, it's pretty easy to end up with her.

>teleport in her
>ejaculate
>Not taking responsibility, bitch

>>Not taking responsibility, bitch

not true

I see that you're a disciple of Elliot Rogers?

>Woman I like is an actual bitch and doesn't just stay with me already
>Meet someone that literally jumps on my dick day one and responds accordingly
hmm I wonder which one to pick

>woman who is a bitch but lets me continue being a witcher
>redhead comes along and wants me to settle down and hang up the swords
hmmm

Triss is for the Wild Hunt
Ciri is for adventure
Yenn is for Geralt
Siri is for gangbangs
Ves is for Roche.

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holy fuck that dwarf clipping through the bench.

Disgusting

If you care for geralt at all you would realise that single geralt is best geralt. Pipe all the bitches you want but in the long run they all end up using him bcos theyre batshit sorceresses, and its not like he can just settle down with a simple peasant girl.

not even directly talking about the game but Witchers are dying breeds and pretty much useless as the world has almost no monsters anymore. You're also implying Geralt wouldn't pick up an important contract or move to help someone he knows because he retired to live with Triss

In Triss ending, Geralt would still take jobs as a withcer .

Yennifer literally never treated Geralt bad, literally not once in TW3

The Witcher 1
The Witcher 2
If you're wondering why theres tension between the two of them at the beginning of 3 is because Triss lied and manipulated you for two games straight

Not Witcher 3 related exactly but I really can't decide which option is "better" in Witcher 2, at least in terms of what makes the most sense. Best I've come up with for a pro con list so far.

Ivoreth
Pro: all of Geralt's friends are on his side, the story (where the dragon fucking came from and what it is) actually makes sense, when you agree to go with him he sounds the most likely to actually help you find Triss, you get to bang a succubus.
Con: has absolutely nothing to do with Witcher 3, Scoia'tael spend the first third of the game trying to kill you.

Roche
Pro: helped get you out of prison, helps you even if you betray him and go join Ivoreth, helps you in Witcher 3, Henselt is a douche.
Cons: story makes less sense, his priority is Temeria over your problems, Ves doesn't hold up compared to a sex demon, human base is a pile of mud where the humans roll around in their shit-stained underwear, none of your friends support you.

I'm sorry, but Ciri is my one true love

Bleed out because she cut my jugular with that fucking jawline

>accurate description of triss

Scoia'tael are puppets who get cucked by the south and left homeless. Roche is a total bro and fellow human.

Humans, fuck elves

that's either total lack of understanding of source material or triss is a clever bitch who adapts to her pray.