Choose your player!

Choose your player!

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mario kart roster is so plain and boring

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I choose mario
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guess I'm going with Weegee

Yoshi

Birdo

OK?

options!

Wait, what happened to Kamek? He was there when I was playtesting!

>the gay kid that picked Yoshi
>the troll asshole who picked Wario
>the edgelord who picked Bowser
>the one kid who always won and picked Toad
>the quiet kid who picked Luigi
>nobody ever picked Peach, Mario or DK

Played Peach. Am now a waifuag. Image that.

wario>dk>luigi>toad>mario>yoshi>peach>bowser

>three slow fatty fucks
>two bland Marios
>two 2fast characters for me to handle
That leaves only one. Also my asshole brother always won with Toad.

Bowser

>the guy who was always high picked DK
>moms/Arin Hanson picked Peach
>nobody ever picked Mario

bowsa

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>Mario
boring asshole
>Luigi
contrarian hipster
>Peach
pathetic waifufag
>Toad
tryhard prick
>Yoshi
beta faggot
>DK
annoying stoner
>Wario
insecure douche
>Bowser
edgy underage

lel

Some daring new ideas in this thread.

I'M... THE BEST

I don't even smoke weed

yoshi

>Was edgy underage.
>Picked Wario. (Also Waluigi or Funky Kong when available.)
What am I doing wrong?

XD haha funny meme vid.

What a garbage channel. I can't wait until it's completely irrelevant in 3 months and the creator realizes how much time he's wasted

Found the Toad picker.

I pick Bowser and these charts never acknowledge my rampant homosexuality.

game is called Mario Kart so, why wouldn't I pick best plumber?