Meanwhile at the Sup Forums mansion

Meanwhile at the Sup Forums mansion...

If I see a Switch I'm burning this place to the ground.

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wahoo who wants to play switch?

You're all gay

Nigger

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Kike

Spic

Why is there shit on the stairs?

I picked this house out because it looks like a little girl's panties

Harassment is never ok.

I'm gonna tie myself down in the living room with my butthole exposed.
Be ready in 5 minutes.

Get outta my room I'm playing Meatspank!

>forced to be the healer again

alright guys who clogged the toilet this time?

You faggots need to stop chanting WE WUZ KANGZ at 4am.

I fixed the shower.

Who the fuck is watching porn without headphones?

anyone seen my wrench?

Why does somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they took a shit? Disgusting.

Our taxcollectors are gonna be here soon, you ready?

You've lost all rights as a person, Lee.

Post ending on 5 decide what we'll have for dinner.

we will eat the user that gets a 2

Okay which one of you left the mayonnaise jar out

used happy socks soaked with Mountain Dew: Code Red and gasoline

lmao
rolling for this user

Who filled the entire cupboards with soybeans and the fridge with soymilk?

Pizza

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Pucker up buttercup I'm eating you dry.

Healty food, decided by a 8

Horse Cock

Let's have barbecue!

Didn't that place get raided by the cops for literally forcing underage boys to perform sex acts?

You did it intentionally, don't you?

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*jumps on user and begins furiously biting his neck*

based

Raw meat ofcourse

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Dick

LMAO

Yugi's deck

Bueno.png

The Arby's French Dip & Swiss

Nice, i hope and are not that fat

nude twister in the basement if anyone wants to join

no girls

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No one cares about dogfuckers' opinions.

but do we eat the first user that got a two only tho? cause the reroll did say eat the user, not the anons

Alright, who keeps changing all of the wallpaper in the house with shadman posters?

I love Junko!

Shadman's upstairs, might wanna talk to him

Does it matter?, we eat the first one, and if that isn't enough we chop the other one

Who let the Junko poster out of his room?
I told you guys to not open it

sounds good

Guys, i don't remember us owning 100 copies of skyrim...

I love her stinky sister!

So let's see.
It's only half an hour into the Sup Forums mansion, and:
President Trump visited to play some switch games
Someone's started a fire in protest
At least 4 different people are swearing at each-other
Someone's shit on the stairs
There's at least one Canadian
No less than three gay orgies have started
The toilet's broken
The Shower now produces mustard gas
We've resorted to cannibalism at the request of an ancient egyptian god of cardgames
The community fridge is full of garbage
The Cops are called
There's CP on the walls
And the Dangling Ron Pauls have gotten loose.

We're almost done here, looks like it was enough with the first one, unless someone wants more ofcourse

His room had the only Ethernet port available. I'm not going to play Overwatch via wifi

Don't worry they are all pirated

>be mailman
>deliver mail to this house
>Hand over mail to weeb in his hoodie and boxers at 3pm
>"Enjoy your mail"
>"You too" he says

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*KNOCK**KNOCK*
someones at the door user, he looks like he wants you

I'm 6'2", 210 lbs

YOU! You're the asshole that slapped my gf's ass when we walked into gamestop!

junko a cute

These threads are usually oldfags right? 'Cause I'm feeling a nostalgia dose

Guys why is there a bunch of feminine clothes on my bed
I said I wasn't going to be the healer

>Have bird bath out the back for my pet falcon
>fucking retard foxes keep climbing up to 1v1 him

I swear, the next memeloving fuck who comes to the door dressed as Superintendent Chalmers is getting a steamed ham right up their ass.

*muffled BRRRAAAPPP in the distance*

Hey guys thanks for giving me pizza, here have some free games

The point was to annoy you by having all the """healers""" flood into your room asking to borrow your clothes.
Strange, they should've been there by now.
... They're all Too Shy to leave their rooms.

Dont worry im here and im from 2017
PS dont forget your meds gramps

*louder fart, followed by XP shutdown sound*

MODS BAN HIM, HES UNDERAGE

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t. brony
Notice how you get so upset you resort to the obvious lies and slander to try and wave off the incoming shit you and your shitty fandom is going to get once people find out about ToonKriticY2K's alleged pedophilia. Failing to acknowledge this and once again resorting back to the slander only proves this point right because they're too scared to admit their own shortcomings.

Sauce?

who let this faggot in?
don't let him see our bitcomet history

*a mudkip plushie has been thrown in your direction*

i broke the toilet

noone did, he just appears user.
its fucking scary as shit, he just comes in, grabs some pizza drops a couple of copies of skyrim and fallout 4 and then just walks away and we never see him until we order pizza again,

hahahha did you say STEAMED HAMS? i fuckin love that meme bro! glad we gpt some funny memers in this house.

I'm about to start up a grand prix and I've got a spare controller, anyone wanna jump in? Oh, but I've got dibs on Toad

Had to trip over 3 gay orgies and a nazi to get my memes up the stairs last time. Yeah there are memes here but good fucking luck getting to them.

Lee, please seek professional help or kill yourself. You're old enough to know better by now.

>drops a couple of copies of skyrim and fallout 4
For free? who the fuck is that man!?

Anyone want to have a switch night with me?

I just want to say that I'm happy to see this as a thread. I didn't think it was funny back then but it's the only innocent humor we have here now.

hans
get the flammenwerfer

IT
WERFS
FLAMMEN

That's my Switch, but you can, uh, keep it

>Telling the German to kill his own people

Hello, Bethesda P.D. we've been given an anonymous tip that you are holding illegal copies of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim and we ask that you simply comply with us searching the house.

HANS
GET THE FLAMMENWERFER