Hello, my name is Hodd, and i just completed Skyrim in a play trough i never did before

Hello, my name is Hodd, and i just completed Skyrim in a play trough i never did before.
Did you know that when people on forums like this one talk about their different play troughs of skyrim, it actually inspires them to buy the game and play it again only this time differently, because there are infinite ways of playing it considering that there are infinite quests in this game
Its kinda cool, dont you think?

How did you play skyrim the last time? Tell me all about it. Funny stories are welcome too

I've never played Skyrim. Don't think I ever will. Am I missing out?

You will eventually play it. Im kind of jealous of you, because when you play it, you will be playing it for the first time, something which is unique and irreplaceable.
I wish i could just erase all my experience of Skyrim and play it for the first time again.

Holy shit can you guys just fuck off with the Howard hate already? Mr. Howard has been servicing the video game industry for decades and has provided so much innovation. We wouldn't have other great games like Far Cry or Grand Theft Auto. He was one of the first to put open world into video games and he also popularized it. You guys really should just stop being so ungrateful, he gave you video games that are absolutely loaded with content and are extremely detailed. Skyrim was a masterpiece and I don't think I have ever played a game that was better than it. I just got shivers when I first saw that Dragon. I played shit like Dark Souls or The Witcher but nothing compares. I just don't understand how you guys cant see how great Todd is and it is rather unfortunate.

I'll buy Todd's game, if you suck my spunk pipe.

>don't think I have ever played a game that was better than it.
dragons dogma user

I got shivers when i climbed a mountain i thought was just background scenery
i was in awe when i pressed m for map

>Am I missing out?
Porn mods.
God tier porn mods.

Uhh can't you read?
We're speaking to Hodd right now. He just finished Skyrim. Please share a story with Hodd and us :)

Can I have one where I can penetrate and impregnate Todd Howard and have little Toddlers with him?

>le todd XD
Don't make me post nujak.

You don't have the guts, soyboy. Now go buy my fucking game.

>god tier
yeah nah

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You will now be deported to your containment board. Please follow me.

Now it's funny, when I played skyrim it never had infinite quests. The more yky describe it the more I think I must have gotten a pirated copy or something, because it wasnt fun.

>pirating Skyrim
>not enjoying it because of guilty conscience

>no infinite quests
Just go to an inn and ask for a job, then you'll be sent to the local cave to kill faceless bandit leader #273
Truly quests to keep you entertained until the end of time

There is the unique barrel that probably none of you found.
It is hidden in a secret place in one of the many copies of Skyrim.
You have to buy them all, look at every barrel in every stage of the game to find it, its a hidden achievement.
Best go right to it

Yes. You can do anything. Go anywhere. Be anyone. It's the fantasy adventure you always dreamed of.

Doesn't sound important enough to bother with, Todd.

>HD
>with those jaggies

now i feel sorry for killing degane
I used to punch him every time i walked by him, he was scared of me
Then when he called me a filthy back something i snapped and murdered him in the middle of the day.
I used to go down to the warrens after the stormcloaks took control of the reach and beat the shit out of everyone present.
Never attacked the shop porter, i liked him because he would become a follower for a beer, and would fist fight every time we were in the pub for a bet. Mercenaries cost 5000 with the real medieval prices mod, so a beer sounds far better especially when i set the bounty for the forsworn at 1500
With fight mods he could beat the shit out of me if i was too drunk.
Also i liked that he killed his own people with me.
I loved being a merc in the reach, i cleared every terrorist camp there and got a bowl in my home full of briar hearts

The barrel is fucking special
When you find it it will be worth it
Its a secret
I said, go find it

I've been thinking about it but i'm too lazy to install all the mods that make the game enjoyable again

it takes hours to get all the mods you might need and install all of them, even with mod managers and organizers

Hi friend, it seems you're unsure about purchasing a copy of the most immersive computer role-playing game ever produced.

But...did you know that there's SEVEN different version of Skyrim for you to enjoy? Wow! If you multiply that by the thousands of hours you'd enjoy playing Skyrim, you'd never need to purchase another game in your life.

Look, I'm not trying to put the hard sell on you, but really - there's a version of Skyrim for everybody out there: whether you're an elite gamer who wants to squeeze every drop of performance out of his gee-whiz gaming rig, or the kinda guy who's still happy getting by with his Xbox 360 - there's a hero in all of us, you just have to be brave enough to take the first step on the journey!

So tell me champion, are you brave enough?

Buy it.

>still posting dead memes

>you share a board with this creature

What's wrong with user expressing his admiration of one of our modern ages greatest auteur...nay, visionaries?

When the world of the future is nought but dust and ash, the vestigial remnants of humanity will look back to a brighter time and say - at least there was Skyrim