REX IS BEING ATTACKED

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>press Crocodile x Lobster to steamroll everything

>not moose x lobster
Basically anything reasonably big crossed with lobster becomes an absolute monster though. It has great defence coupled with solid attack and hp for its size.

>game about combining animals to make unique creatures to battle other players
>about ~20 combinations are viable

duh okay
you're the boss

Also regeneration.

and armor piercing

and its amphibious

and barrier destroy and the fact that it's amphibious
The main weak point of the lobster is that it was pretty slow on land.

Post your shittest creature

>Man O' War
I don't recall those being in the game

>literally no mouth
>bite attack

i remember taking good creatures and inverting all the parts and marvelling at how shit the result usually was

It's the tellurian mod. It adds a couple of new creatures and rebalances everything.

>tarrantula is size 2
>same size as the wolf, mountain lion and warthog

it's a big spider

Sperm Whale + Elephant is a beast of a tank.
Giraffe + Eagle is a beast of a scout.
Cheetah + Any range unit is a beast of a skirmisher.

Impossible Creatures 2, when?

I thought it was a penis tip for a second

see a doctor m8

Speaking of mountain lion, is puma with porcupine's head and tail the best creature on early maps?

Puma's are mountain lions.

does anyone still play this online?

It's definitely one of the better options when your other options are animals like lemmings and coyotes.

building a big blob of ranged units and attack moving should get you through most of the missions in the game

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>Impossible Creatures 2, when?
Reminder that this is a Relic game and Relic sucks now.

>WE WANT DOW1 2.0
>Okay, here you go
>NO THIS ISN'T WHAT I WANTED
>Yes it is, it's nearly 1:1 copy
>NO! WAAAAH RELIC IS DEAD SHIT GAME
Toppest of keks. RTS is a dead genre anyway mate.

>cheap
>decent HP
>regeneration
It may not be able to kill anything but a swarm of them would serve as one hell of a wall against the computer on water heavy maps.
As an added bonus it looks like a giant dildo.

>Impossible Creatures 2, when?

do you really want an impossible creatures 2 in the current gaming climate

>$10 moose dlc
>$10 lobster dlc
>$15 artillery unit pack
>$20 make rex dab dlc

lazy bait

>that friend that have an army of low tier units with massive hp pool to piss you off early game

Hence his question dumbass.

*blocks your path*

>tier 3

SOMEBODIES CHEATING

>cheeta x termite
>zerglings with burrow

is it fun?

>it's a walking stick/giraffe episode

I really wanted this game as a kid but my mom wouldn't allow me to because she thought it was satanic and messing with god's creation.

she was right

well relic is working with microsoft again with aoe4

youneverknow

It's worth a try at the very least. It's a freely available mod and you get to toy around with some fun new creatures.

Fucking burrowing ants with eels shooting electricity everywhere.
Still have this baby on CD.

should have asked her for Soldier of Fortune 1 or Kingpin. You don't mess with Gods creations in those

>make a cheap flyer with electric eel tail
>mass a huge blob of them
>use electric burst on enemy lab all at once
>win

I came here to post that the real monster is a wolverine x sperm whale. Do the body and tail of the whale. Had more health than anything in the game iirc. Also dummy attack.

>jerma irl
This triggers the small streamer

She's not wrong.

One of the better games of my childhood

DA CRITTERZ ARE UNDER ATTEK

whale lobs were expensive but godly

Where can I download it with all the dlc?

IMPOSSIBLE CREATURES
ZOO TYCOON
ROLLER COASTER TYCOON
DUNGEON KEEPER
QUAKE 3 ARENA
UNREAL TOURNAMENT
VAMPIRE THE MASQUERADE

that thing always looked amazing on paper but sucked in game

medium health with high defense > fuckhuge hp with low defense

Just now I realize that they changed the game's name into "Tombi" because "tomba" means "coffin" in italian

4u