Why don't they outright ban those cancer sobstory comments?

why don't they outright ban those cancer sobstory comments?
I don't give a shit about your wife's son's leukemia, I want to watch nerds cheese through my childhood video games

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because it's supposed to be about stopping cancer, that's why people donate, they think giving away money will cure a disease somehow

but cancer is incurable, so why even bother?

>stopping cancer
preventing cancer*
Fucking embarrassing how you and most people who defend AGDQ have no idea what the charity they donate to is actually doing with the money.

look i just need to feel like im accomplishing something, i dont care what

my guess is that they pocket most of it

Wasn't it a charity for doctors without borders for some time?

People donate to get their donations read. The people who throw in $100 wihout a comment and no name are the only ones who care.
You joke but AGDQ uses a lot of donation money for "staff costs." This is before the charity also pockets a fraction of the money.

I don't believe in charity regardless. Wouldn't even donate my organs

SGDQ is doctors with borders
AGDQ is prevent cancer foundation

It's not even about video games anymore

Even the best charities are also going to consume a lot of that money due to paying their employees and top personnel pocketing a lot, even in the best rated charities.

If people really cared, they should be concerned about fixing their politics and getting the government to properly fund these things, because that's where the real money is that's required to see true progress. Charities are almost entirely useless endeavors designed for fools who want to feel good about themselves by burning money instead of actually putting any effort into anything. It's similar principles as paying tithe to a church.

preventing not stopping. and yeah it really helps the event to have some dude or overly :3c cutesy girl reading a story of how their 32yr/o father who was the best guy ever died a slow painful death over the course of 2 years because he had dick cancer and every time the donator masturbates they're reminded of their now dead dad right as the runner nailed a several frame perfect trick that looks amazing and he is obviously happy about and it kills all the amazement and hype that just happened.

If it actually was about that, they wouldnt donate money to a scam every year.

And this is why ESA is the superior go fast marathon.

all this tranny bullshit is 2progressive4me

>letting a literal mental illness control your life is seen as "progressive"
Funny that nobody says the same thing about schizophrenia or depression...

those don't net you virtue points on socialist media

Give me a (You) if you want to KICK CANCER'S ASS!

Reminder that Doctors Without Borders has been ILLEGALLY transporting "refugees" across the Mediterranean into Sicily and Southern Italy and helping them spread throughout Europe.

They have also been involved in several false flag bombings in Syria (muh hospital full of chilluns) which seek to stir up unrest and topple the democratically elected Assad regime.

They are scamming gamers into donating to them. It has little to do with cancer, and even less to do with video games. It's about replacing the culture and peoples of Europe.

Touching stories can be nice. They're preferable to the really shitty "greetings from Germany let's kick cancers ass and kill the animals!"

>Yrpuoe
>Culture

because they are trying to cure autism, and what better way to gain support than showing the havoc autism can do to your body! Like those sad ads of starving kids in 3rd world countries, pull on your emotions to make you donate.

wait..... they are trying to cure cancer?
WHY THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE SUPER AUTISTS AND TRANNIES EVERYWHERE THEN!
I have no idea.

Or best scenario. They just stop reading them altogether.

First of all the whole thing they donate to is a scam, most of the money goes to the people running it and the "fight" against cancer is just giving out pamphlets.

Second I think most of the donation messages are completely fake. See how many times you can spot the common template:

'Greetings from Germany! My dad recently lost the fiight against cancer so it feels great to donate to such a great cause.. I have always been a fan of and it feels great to see this game being completely destroyed! Lets kick cancers butt! And lets save the animals!'

I miss when they would read this template with my wives son sneaked in.

youtube.com/watch?v=0YWlFPq7Z40

There was a ton of wife's son donations for the San Andreas run in ESA.

Correct but not entirely.
Charities exist so people can spend an afternoon perusing through the charity shops wares.
Charity shopping is one of the favourite pastimes

There should be an alt stream with no announcer.

Why would you want to watch people play video games? Wouldn't you rather play video games?

>Second I think most of the donation messages are completely fake. See how many times you can spot the common template:
Well faggot, I :thinking face: you and your post are in the wrong here and it should be put into the trash by penn gillette since memes are a big guy for you.

I apologise for having to make my point this way

Y E S !!!

How are donation messages in any way related to Sup Forums posting?

I mean, the "kill the animals" thing applies but why is the rest of the message the exact same thing every time? They often use the same words as well, barely even hiding it.

Memes. They're basically learned off punchlines without a joke. Greetings from Germany is "funny" the same way as any of the lamest new Sup Forums quotes.

Watching speedruns is a good way to fall asleep. Also, sometimes I'm autistic enough to want to know about a game's speed tactics/exploits, but not autistic enough to spend hours practicing them.