Levels nobody likes

levels nobody likes

why do people even like mk ds again

every retro track was butchered

All the COD WW2 maps were fucking awful

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Fucking babypark piece of shit i cant stand it. Everytime some fucker choose it i get fucking mad, how its possible that orangutans like that turd

I like it.

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This goes for most of the maps in that shitty game though

That was one of the best you faggot. Racing to lap the whole field before you finished was 10/10 every time, also one of the most unique tracks.

Downturn and Arkaden were both shitty maps that were actually top tier in Infected. Then again, what kind of autist actually played anything in that terrible game other than Infected?

>unique track
Its a mini mario track, its awful.
I rather another mario in the game before that 1/10 track

Every time I play Doom 2 I always skip this shitty map.

fagboi mad because he got hit with the spartan laser

Fuck you I liked it

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You're a fag

So are you

Fuck you baby park was the shit

Now THIS fuckin place tho

You ever play the Gamecube version? Shit was fun af with Bowser shells and mega Bananas everywhere
In DS and MK8 they lose some charm when special items are not around

This is essentially five stages in one. They could have used that top-left part as its own stage and it would have been fine. Or the left part below the flying area.

Also Great Cave Offensive. Jesus, what a mess.

Does this level have the same problems as Hyrule Temple?

Yoshi Circuit was fun on Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. Hell every single track was fun on 8. Even cheeseland.

I've had fun here before a few times with a full 8 players

It's missed potential though. Spikes were a misfire, two pits of death was a misfire, the whole battlefield floating in and out of the stage is fucking amazing but it's positioning is crap, generally way too many mechanics though, springs, rising platforms and moving platforms all over, a little bit too much of a gaur plains top heavy thing going on, a ladder, it should have just been temple+ and some of the stage floats in and out of the map.

Great Cave offensive with the 100% knockout zones was some serious fucking shit design though.

What's the consensus on New Pork City? I can't stand it, it's way too big.

Snaking is fun and only one kid on the bus had to own it to play it together with the rest of your buds

It's trash, me and my friends just ended up fighting on the bottom part with the destructible floor bit constantly.

I like it on MK8D but its just so damn difficult on 200cc

I mean mk8 version, i didnt get a gamecube cuz i was a fucking poor kid so i get a ps2 with free games

There's something novel about stages like this, but there was so much detail in this stage, and it all got lost in seconds with enough characters.

Sm4sh does it better with the Palutena stage. Simple enough that you can make out the areas and the action, and yet still diverse enough to warrant playing on it.

it has the overall best course selection out of any mario kart

It's a poor stage, where the foreground areas are random-ass blocks and everything is kept too spread-out. It needed more integration with its theme, too. Why not have people fight on the tall buildings, like Fourside?

Ruck off. That was one of my favorite MKDS tracks.

The level clearly isn't designed for speeds that high

There is something weird about cheeseland, the music doesnt fit it and the stage has no soul

I still haven't mastered 200cc yet. Got 3 gold stars on every grand prix except 200cc. Plan on doing that soon though.

Only reason why I hate playing EWJ2

>When you take 7+ potentially good stages and mix them together into an abortion
W H Y
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Shit, why was the art direction in Halo 3 so fucking good?

It's too short but not bad on any specific element IMO

Desert Hills on the other hand can fuck right off to hell

Do you even get anything for finishing all cups on 200?

Nothing except bragging rights

No. Hyrule Temple is fuck huge but it's fun for casual play. Both Palutena's Temple and New Pork City are abominations that make Hyrule Temple look like a perfect stage with a layout that seamlessly flows together.

But then you notice the pizza rock formations in the background and see how wrong you are.

Would probably get utility with 8-player Smash now that I think of it, but it was absolute dog shit.

Hyrule Temple is saved by not having a lot of empty space and the blast zones being really close to the actual stage, at least in the Smash 4 version.

It's so big even ridley would fit there

>soul
This shit needs to stop.

>all exactly the same copypasted model
looks uncanny 2b h

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I mean, you dont feel anything from the stage, now chep chep beach in the other hand its fucking amazing

No, not those. The slice of pizza just to the right of the ramp.

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Trick for 200cc:
DON'T use inward drifting bikes.
I know this sounds odd, but hopping with karts/outward drifting backs can actually do sharper turns than inward drifting ones. Look it up if you need more info

Didn't know that. The only kart combination that I use it pipe frame, standard wheels, and gold super glider.

waluigi pinball and snaking

>blocks your path

mein negro

GAMORREAN GUARD

DS download play is one of the most underrated features ever.

Just saying, it makes the map look very cheap

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good unlocks, good side modes like the boss battles.

What map is that I can't recognize it.

Because they gave a shit

Map 15 Industrial Zone. It's the shitty map with the lava pits and hitscan enemies everywhere.

try shyguy + splat buggy + crimson slim + peach parasol or something that raises acceleration

who the fuck didnt like the music levels?
that was the last good part of the game tho

I will make sure to try that out. It probably wasn't the smartest move to emphasize speed on 200cc.

yeah I did the same mistake. Koopa City was not nice to me. Using the brake during drift is highly recommended. Try drifting even though you won't get a boost or just jumping to make the turns, makes it way easier to control imo.

nostalgia

Fuck off fag that map is great.

kys faggot

Oh god that's right Koopa City/Neo Bowser City exist. That track and Big Blue are gonna be a pain on 200cc

VETO YOU FUCKS

your mother is a cheap whore too

hehe

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>mfw i keep pushing my friend into the rancor pit with luke

I liked the mission mode and MKDS had the best battle mode in the entire series

I understand that Halo 1 had time constraints but WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!?!?!?1

They're not actually that bad.

For 200cc I used lightweight characters with slow karts and max control.

The computers are often times easier on 200cc because they also fuck up a ton on most tracks and drive into traps or off the road.

If you can get multiple people to play with you, do it, having up to four players eliminates three potential computers fucking with you and your buddies/relatives can just let you take first while they pelt computers with items.

The other nice thing about 200cc is you just need first, and not at least one star. Just a gold and nothing else.

Thanks for the advice. Next time I play some MK8D I will try it out. Thanks.

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This entire game was excruciating but this particular level? Traumatizing.

God that reminds me, I was doing some 1v1s with a long time friend on the masterchief collection a few months back, and I had the laser on that map. I was fucking around charging the laser to make him paranoid and think I had a shot on him. Only for him to line up in my view out of nowhere as I fired it and got the kill from it.
Had to go back into theater mode and show him from my perspective

I bet you don't even know the shortcuts.

90% of dark souls 2.

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get out underge

how did it take this long for a dark souls 2 post? black gulch is one of the worst levels in gaming

Two of the shortcuts were removed in the MKDS version

Heide's Tower is probably my least favorite, so flat and uninspired. The game actively encourages you to run past everything because the enemies have inflated HP but are slow to react. It's also a nightmare if you try to do it early as a Sorcerer because you inevitably run out of spell charges. Also I hate all the one-way drops in DaS2 that exist just to force you to go through a whole different area, super lazy and annoying.

That's an actual good level though.

>tfw you never got to use DS download play in your life because you were the only kid who had a DS
Let's not forget that on top of that you have to deal with everyone being shit and quitting because they lose the first two matches if you do find a friend.

Awful map, I hate it more than longest or the ones Gearbox made for big team battle.

Most of the special items became regular items by MK8 so only a few are missing. Plus there are some new ones.

>only kid who had a DS
Never happened
Everyone had a DS except for that one sheltered Christian kid

Don't forget
Shaded ruins
Harvest Valley
Giant memories

Well I must sure as shit be the exception. I was the sheltered kid, but nobody else I knew had one. As far as I knew, I was the only person that played video games, in my town.

Probably depends on how old you are. For me DS was released during the middle of middle school and lasted through high school, when most people were too old to care about Nintendo. But if you were like 10 back then you'd probably know more people with a DS.

I still got to use it though because some people owned DS + DS meetups in the city and anime conventions etc.