SWEET BABY JESUS, Sup Forums!

SWEET BABY JESUS, Sup Forums!
You just scored a !CRITICAL HIT!
Quick, say something cool!

Bazinga

IF GOD HAD WANTED YOU TO LIVE HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED ME

Fucking bullshit. A headshot should be a kill shot, not a crit. Fucking bullet-sponge games

MY PEAAAAAAAAAAAANUS WEANUS!!

He only had one health point left and NOW I score a critical hit?!

WHIRRRRRR

...

i did it

Heh...

i didn't mean to do that

*points to nearby enemies*

"Pick a god and pray!"

BRAAAAAAAAAAP

...

Something cool

I KILLED FITTY MEN

*snort*

Seems like my enemies are...
Critically Endangered

>yfw YOU are the bullet sponge enemy

"snort"

Lol

Your life
IS MINE

Huh neat

WHIRRRRRR

SON OF A PUUUUNCh

That was a critical hit!

*deep breath*
yay

SIT YOURSELF THE FUCK DOWN

*deep inhalation*
YYYYABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK IM SORRY

Y-you too!

ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?

I WOULD LIKE TO PUMP YOU

HE WAS DESTROYED!

BAGOOOSH

we did it, reddit!

GOTCHA BITCH!

Thank you based formerly moist streamer. Muchos Garcias.

EXECUTED WITH IMPUNITY

...

I SHIT MY PANTS!

Haha, Now we're cooking with gas.

huuurrhhh. eeeeeng.

[insert sound of object breaking]

AND THAT'S THE WAY THE COOKIE CRUMBLES

[VGTG] I am the greatest!