SWEET BABY JESUS, Sup Forums!
You just scored a !CRITICAL HIT!
Quick, say something cool!
SWEET BABY JESUS, Sup Forums!
Bazinga
IF GOD HAD WANTED YOU TO LIVE HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED ME
Fucking bullshit. A headshot should be a kill shot, not a crit. Fucking bullet-sponge games
MY PEAAAAAAAAAAAANUS WEANUS!!
He only had one health point left and NOW I score a critical hit?!
WHIRRRRRR
...
i did it
Heh...
i didn't mean to do that
*points to nearby enemies*
"Pick a god and pray!"
BRAAAAAAAAAAP
...
Something cool
I KILLED FITTY MEN
*snort*
Seems like my enemies are...
Critically Endangered
>yfw YOU are the bullet sponge enemy
"snort"
Lol
Your life
IS MINE
Huh neat
WHIRRRRRR
SON OF A PUUUUNCh
That was a critical hit!
*deep breath*
yay
SIT YOURSELF THE FUCK DOWN
*deep inhalation*
YYYYABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK IM SORRY
Y-you too!
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?
I WOULD LIKE TO PUMP YOU
HE WAS DESTROYED!
BAGOOOSH
we did it, reddit!
GOTCHA BITCH!
Thank you based formerly moist streamer. Muchos Garcias.
EXECUTED WITH IMPUNITY
...
I SHIT MY PANTS!
Haha, Now we're cooking with gas.
huuurrhhh. eeeeeng.
[insert sound of object breaking]
AND THAT'S THE WAY THE COOKIE CRUMBLES
[VGTG] I am the greatest!