This is nu-nu-Lara, say something nice about her

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That's how I looked when I was a 14 year old boy

hello mr skeltal

The new Alien movie looks great.

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SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE

Those abs, though. Damn.

Thank you hungry skeleton.

>Girl is fit
>HUR LOOKS LIKE A BOY GAY
>Girl is remotely thick
>HURR SHE'S A WHALE

What does Sup Forums want in women?

Someone who loves me.

>Sup Forums
>wanting women

Abs yes, but literally none of everything else. No tits, no sex appeal, looks like a plain jane hiker simply failing to cosplay as Lara and given a movie role. This will flop, maybe more so than the live action Ghost In the Shell adaption.

Skeletons are finally moving from static background decorations in tombs to being the tomb raiders themselves. This is a big leap forward for the cause. Such a progressive choice.

Also I want to bone her

someone who bears even the slightest resemblance to the character they're supposed to portray

at this point they could literally put a man in lara's clothes, give him a shave and some makeup and he'd probably do just as well

This is mommylara

>Sup Forums is only 1 person.

Umm....... try again sweetie.

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Her body is fucked, and it has nothing to do with her being fit. That's just bad genetics.

built like a fridge.

giggle

Even better than Brad's

you mean nu-jew-lara

She would look nice with black cocks in her pusy and mouth!

How did we go from this

her boobs are like the last pair of abs on an 8-pack. what the FUG.

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To this?

someone who is appropriate for the role

>implying thats a sexy fit body
literally kill yourself

Whoops, wrong image

needs a boobjob tbqh

to this?

shes rad

>hips are more than twice the size of the waist
I don't think that's even possible IRL, my man

>tfw when someone makes fun of Alicia, pride of the fatherland

>nujack is less expressive and only has one facial emotion

Embarrassing.

ASS LIKE A 10 YEAR OLD BOY

someone post the webm of that black girl

Do you know enji?

>that face

HOLY FUCKING YUCKOLA I'M FINNA BARFOLA

>boyfriend has bigger tits than you

flatkek

It's an unflattering angle

Literally BUILT to be bred by the superior BBC!

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At times I feel bad for her because everybody makes fun of her looks, but then I remember that she voluntarily signed up to play Lara and deserves all the ridicule in the world.