How did your parents jerk off to this?

how did your parents jerk off to this?

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You dont know shit boy.
>the thrill of the hunt for porn before the internet was exciting as the porn itself.
Some days I miss that...but just some days...

Your imagination fills the gaps.

I always figured Custer's revenge was just something you laugh at.

people actually used to Use their brains
i know, its crazy

They jerked it to Cinemax and Showtime back when movie channels had real porn.

MY PARENTS HAD EACH OTHER FOR SEX
MEANWHILE I STILL FAP TO PIXELS

how long is this penis omg

>early 80's
>meanwhile in Japland
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I remember the pre internet era. When some guy found a vhs of porn the entire school pretty much had a parade as we celebrated the treasure.

>spending hours just downloading a single gif from some hentai cause downloading an entire hentai was not a fucking option

Those were the days.

In about '92 I walked in on my brother and some dude playing this on a commodore c64 and they were jerking off. I was eight years old and I just executed a 360 degree turn and walked outta there.

well, instead I got the hunt for very specific fetish porn in the huge mess that is the internet today
I won't miss those days if they're ever over

Sounds terrible.

I would have liked your story more if they were jerking each other off.

>13 years old
>Get lent a VCD of Venus 5
>I was one of the few people that had a cd drive on his computer
>My best friend who I play vidya with tag along so he can watch it with me
>Only have one of those couch things instead of a computer chair because poverty life
>We pretend to find the show amusing despite our increasingly tightening pants
>I reach for the drink from his end of the couch
>He breathes in as I pressed against him
>"You're so strong user."
>Begin to panic as leans on me, lifting up my shirt and undoing my pants
>"And you smell so good."
>He sucks my dick while I watch venus 5
Those were the days

Fucking epic

>Some 4D children are laughing at us for getting off to 3D women

Unironically jerked off to this as a lad

>tfw you're old enough to be Sup Forums's dad

Custer's Revenge is bad even by Atari porn standards.