REPORT: BLOODBORNE IS COMING TO NINTENDO SWITCH

Insider here. After the tremendous financial failure that was Battleborne, Sony is looking to bring this exclusive game to the multiplat scene and onto the Nintendo Switch.

Battleborne will run at 720p 60fps on the Switch making it From's fastest running game ever. Hopefully it will bring back the money from this financial bomb of a game. Sony is looking to also develop Battleborne 2 and 3 for Nintendo Switch exclusively.

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You’re fucking stupid.

at least put in a modicum of effort you shit.

I heard they're getting Halo and Uncharted, too.

Doesn't fucking matter. Battleborne is coming to switch and there's nothing you can do about it ;)

fake news

Nice try OP, now
you can go back to sucking cocks

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Nice. I've always wanted to play this game but don't own any Sony platforms.

We will get both of those too because Nintendo won.

Battleborne or bloodborne, user. There is a big difference.

Nobody fucking cares. Both flopped.

I'm no expert on these things but I think this image might be legit

this fucking thread

Stop replying retards.
Switchbabby just mad he can't have games.

GO FUCK YOURSELF.

I don't care if it flopped. If Bloodborne came to the switch I'd be stoked. I had a blast with it playing it on my roommate's PS4.

I also have to report that I have a lust for cocks.

I have a source telling me this too

Interesting

>he can't afford a ps4

DON'T IMPERSONATE ME YOU FUCK. Even if that's true...

Are you guys so autistic you cant realize an obvious joke?

*squat*
*WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRR*
*Oh no... Not again!!*
*THUNK*
*PLEASE! I NEED TO PLAY MARI-*
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*AAAHHHHHH HELP! I'M GETTING SUCKED IN!*
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*dabing*
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*SSSHHHLLPP*
*IT FUCKING HURTS*
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*brap*
*walks away*

I NEED TO TAKE A SHITCH
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*stand up*
oh... OH NO NO NO NONON ONO ONNO
*sit down*
*inhales*

UHHHHHHH *FRRPRPFPPPRPPRFDPPPPFPFPPFPFPFP *PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP* FFRFRRRPRPPPPPP BRAAAAAAAMMMMMMP* *BLOOOOOOOORRRRRRRPRPPP NUUUUUUUOOOOOOORRRRRRRRTTTTTT NUORTOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOL* *SKWASWAKSWAKSKAWSKKSAKS* *BRAP*

UGH

Ugh... fuck... HERE COMES ANOTHER NINDOODOO
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*wipes*
*flush*

Ahhhhhhhhh....

If I had a PS4 I would fucking destroy it

I still think BB is one of the most over rated games. Played about over half of it before losing interest but then again I've lost interest in these kinds of games all together.

post this one instead dumbass
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BASED WHIIIIIIIRRRRRR POSTER

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You can't afford one though.
BB is legit the weakest Souls to me and I even liked lords of the fallen more.

What about mah boi knack?

Fuck you sony faggot.

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feeling that nintendo drought huh? hope you're fine with kirby because metroid and pokemon are 2019 games

Where do you think we are?

BREAKING: Playstation Home coming to Switch

BASED!!

KILL YOURSELF.

>people thinking this is a Nintendie when it’s clearly a false flagging Sonyggėr

Or it's an xbro pretending to be a sonybro pretending to be a nintenkiddie.
Layers man.

How the fuck did /asp/ do it? Truly worst board.

Damn, I hope you're right. Would be the first good game for the switch

jokes are supposed to be funny, user

We will fucking play it.

Is this a parody on that fag who keeps spamming his 'Bayonetta 2 and 3 are going to be on PS4 soon!' thread every day?

Sup Forums is full of very stupid people. You could probably show Sup Forums to people who have severe learning disabilities and they'd go "Well at least I'm not THAT fucking stupid"

on a ps4 and ps4 only

We already did.

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Do you know what a joke is?

GO FUCK YOURSELF.

miyamoto here, can confirm

damn,.,.,.

>There are people on Sup Forums who fall for bait/false flags/jokes/jests/leg pulling and think it's for real

Fuck off sonybro.

Jokes on you I own multiple platforms. The only loyalty I have is towards my legs because they also support me.

but i would rather fuck you

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Go fuck yourself sonybro.

Destroy your fucking PS4 bitch.

Zamasu!

Shitposting time

okay

I often see you in these threads. Why do you hate Sony so much?

Because sony fucking sucks ass

Give me an actual reason. I don't like Nintendo, and I can list a few reasons as to why.

HOLY SHIT NEW BLOODBORNE SWITCH EXCLUSIVE LEAK
youtube.com/watch?v=VszjMBFmQxk

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FUCKIGN KILL YOURSELF.

Based AF

Bloodborne is a first party sony game, it'll never come to switch

GO FUCK YOURSELF. YOU LOST.

>both flopped
I bought a ps4 to get bloodborne, as did a couple other fellas I know. Where as i know only one man who has ever even played borderwatch

based desu

Why do you like Nintendo so much? I'm honestly curious.

lol

He's probably false flagging.

idort masterrace

BECAUSE THEY FUCKING WON.

get a job.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD. ALL HAIL BATTLEBORNE 2!

GO FUCK YOURSELF

>A ball pit! Cool
*jumps in*

I love hard nigger cock

>being this butthurt about obvious fake box art threads that you seriously create a thread like this out of anal pains.