>Finish a videogame >Realize you will never live in a world full of adventure, mystery and cute girls >Realize even if you would live in such a world, you would most likely be a boring citizen just like now >Realize that our earth has adventure, mystery and cute girls, but not for you >Realize that there are people that get to experience this, they are basically the protagonists of reality >Realize that you are one of the countless NPC's of this world, a grey mass to add fluff to the experience of the protagonists >Realize that videogames are basically a simulation of what its like to be significant >Remember all the NPC's I defeated, used, saw >In the real world, I am one of them
Lads, It's not fair. You told me vidya lets me escape from reality.
Sounds good. I get to sit in my comfy chair and experience all this with no effort. Adventuring is probably very tiring.
Nathaniel Ward
Hard work and guts. Make yourself your own fucking protagonist.
David Wright
>be walking around in botw >see cute npc girls just minding their own business >drop whatever I was doing to see all their dialogue options >Tail them a bit too see what their up to >"Why am I doing this?" >remember their names just incase I see them again
I'm such a faggot, I wish I could go deeper with these random NPCs instead of doing main objectives
Jace Butler
you choose to be a npc.
Nicholas Gomez
Play pen and paper RPGs and pester your GM about it
Hudson Harris
I actually did this recently lmao. I was trying to hit on a guard chick who wanted nothing to do with our party and while my friends thought it was amusing our GM kept trying to get me to fuck off the character he had no intention of us interacting with.
I'm pretty pathetic.
Luke Richardson
>>be walking around in botw >>see cute npc girls nigger you sure you played botw? or are you just retarded?
Hunter Bell
>jack off >suddenly stop giving a shit
Isaiah Rodriguez
What? Of course I am there was this chick named Nat I think her and her sister were hunting for truffles.
Idk man they're just around doing shit they were programmed to do. I had to fight off some monsters for them to continue.
Nathaniel Torres
>make up attributes >use math in game sounds like pain in the ass and preperations take too long youtube.com/watch?v=dS6JO3azeCc
Doesen't count for much when your life is a boring tumblr walking simulator
Joshua Rivera
Nah man, you ain't pathetic. It's always fun, just as long as you dont REALLY piss off God. Specially if it's something your character would totally do.
William Gray
It takes a bit more effort on the player's part but it can be very freeform and rewarding. Anything you do feels like a very personal accomplishment.
Thomas Williams
Make it exciting, then.
Asher Ramirez
Maybe you should stop letting your life be such a thing and go out and do things that make it exciting
Jason Garcia
*when you have friends
Brandon Hall
Dude I mostly play with random anons off /tg/, it's really fuckin easy to find a group. Just make a Discord and jump in! You'll make buddies along the way as long as you're not a raging autist
Connor Baker
Just play a /tg/ game face-to-face with people
Nolan White
>tfw you are one of those GMs that could spend hours talking about NPCs lives Too bad my players always hated me for that
Cameron King
Treat life like Persona. >practice something every day to raise your skill >meet new people and grow your friendship a little bit at a time by telling them things that make the music notes appear over their head >go out and try new places, maybe they'll give you stat boosts
