>D-Class >straggle behind the rest of the crew, get to 914 after everyone else with two others guys >put our only keycard inside >one of us sets it to rough as a "joke" and we get stuck in there for 10 minutes >admin notices and respawns us as scientists >go back in with three keycards >set on rough again >admin spawns us as CI after another 10 minutes of being stuck >get swarmed by zombies at the elevator
NA servers: 67.176.48.190 71.63.72.162 71.63.72.162:7778 128.255.172.104 memesystem.party:27070
Never played it, but downloading now. What do I do?
Ryder Ross
WHERE ARE THE FEMININE PENIS AT?????
Austin Gomez
Be SCP kill everything that moves. Be MTF/Chaos, Kill all SCPs and D class while rescuing D class or scientists. Be D-class/Scientists, Run like fuck.
Benjamin Flores
Krebz get out of the fucking nuke room, you're the last NTF. die with dignity goddammit
Zachary Myers
Wait, so as MTF/Chaos do you kill or rescue D Class?
James Stewart
MTF rescues scientists, kills or restrains D-Class, kills Chaos, and kills SCPs Chaos/CI rescues D-Class, kills scientists, kills MTF, and kills SCPs
Nathaniel Murphy
Sorry. MTF kill D-class and saves Scientists while Chaos saves D-class and kills scientists
Ayden Robinson
NTF = liquidate Chaos = save
Only time you don't immediately kill D-classes as NTF is if there's a bigger threat, or you need a captive to sacrifice to 106. Unless you're a fag, then whatever.
Grayson Sanders
Does memesystem still have fucked voice chat cause of 50+ players? Why not lower the players? Even 35 is plenty.
Ian Foster
stop fucking putting the IPs in the god damn first post how hard is this to fucking understand
Brandon King
Keep crying you faggy bitch. Every SCP thread that kicks off another shitty Le Face thread is a blessing.
Boohoo you'll have to live with one less eceleb thread
Logan Sanchez
All NA servers are full :(
Aaron Richardson
>The Foundation keeps all the best lolis to themselves. No one should have all that power.
Jordan Martinez
I just got in 71.63.72.162 lmao
Caleb Lopez
How the fuck can I fix the bug where I can't hear anyone talk?
Eli Stewart
Imagine what will happen to the world around you if you brought 239 to orgasm
Kevin Harris
Seems like an issue with that particular server
Jose Ramirez
>run into MTF as a dboy >run into Chaos as a scientist
Fuck those CoD kid classes
Justin Ramirez
every time i spawn as dboy or nerd
Juan Reyes
71.63.72.162:7778
3 slots
Eli Ward
Winchester Mittens you the real MVP.
Tyler Allen
can you get this game not through steam?
Thomas Powell
>intercom activates >NUMBER 15 the intercom is great
Ryder Campbell
30 player servers when
Nolan Hernandez
memesystem.party:27070
Chase Long
>wipe out 049 and 106 within 2 minutes of the round with the BFG
nerds
Wyatt Taylor
JERK
I just wanted friends
Camden Cox
is voice working yet?
Jacob Fisher
It is for me now.
Camden Peterson
77.100.90.203
Christian Thomas
73.68.20.85 has some free spots
Jayden Richardson
Im not even sure if people can hear me lmao
Grayson Cruz
What's the point of respawning? I feel like it removes all tension.
Levi Murphy
23.16.244.67
Adam Mitchell
>scientist >ntf quickly gets in the light containment >one guy escorts me to the elevator, as we are taking one i see the doc going up on the other >immediately tell the guy that he is up there >"i'll go check it out, you stay there and i'll come back to get you if its safe" >wait a minute then i hear someone goin down the elevator >its the doc and a zombie
It wasn't safe after all. Had a good laugh though.
John Baker
because rounds can last for 20 minutes and it encourages leaving if you die within the first minute especially if some cunt throws a grenade in the elevator as NTF
Plague Doctor? I'm MTF >Lotta loyalty for a cured patient.
Angel Reed
Then why let me respawn as NTF and Chaos in the same round? I feel like the game should be between scientists, D-Boys, and SCPs. The two military groups should only be there as backup. Or, give everyone one life, and rounds will go a lot more quickly.
>join random server stoned as fuck >spawn as chaos insurgency and proceed to kill 31 people solo after squad wiped >kicked for aimbotting
Why are people in this game so bad?
Nathan Parker
>Getting outgunned by a stoner high out of his mind They kicked you 'cuz they couldn't face the shame.
Connor Cox
>Playing pub servers
Nathaniel Torres
If I'm being kicked by the admin please stop.
Colton Miller
Can people talk now?
Chase Parker
>be plague doctor >rez people in the elevator >apparently they're forever stuck whoops
Leo Peterson
>Survive initial massacre of D-Boys >Walk around trying to find a card to get out >Plague Doctor walks around sometimes and hide from him >Eventually just get nuked because I can't find any cards and Chaos never makes it down to me
Cameron Cooper
>me and one other NTF survive the nuke >survive 106 until the next NTF squad comes in the nick of time >half of them obliterated >gun down 106 and win the round
Brayden Kelly
>Wandering complex mid round as NTF >Find scientist >First person I've seen in like 10 straight minutes >Wave of relief >Assures me nothing is behind him >Look behind the scientist as he enters the room >Mfw he fucking led 106 to me
You cheeky cunt
Asher Flores
>2 games in a row the doctor just camps at the entrance into heavy
>Be shadow man camping the armory. >Spook a group of MTF screaming their lungs out as they try to open it.
Easton Walker
77.100.90.203
Sebastian Bell
scp-wiki.net/scp-344
>opened a can of tuna >Sixty-seven (67) tuna and one (1) dolphin (despite can being labeled 'dolphin-free') flew out of the can
Ian Campbell
Get in here bros We need more people
Robert Russell
What mics do you guys use?
Wyatt Bailey
I use this
Zachary Powell
I talk into my monitor
Ethan Stewart
corsair headset, dont get a mic that'll echo
Juan Edwards
Shit Yeti I got for cheap on an ebay auction
Joshua Murphy
23.16.244.67 NA server, room for a few more
Nicholas Stewart
i use my webcam unironically
Ian Parker
>Spawn as Guard >Can't even kill myself with a grenade to spawn as a better class
Ryder Barnes
I found some ancient Logitech headset/mic in my closet so I use that because I've never used mics before.
Ryan Howard
>when us SCP's killed all the 5 D-classes and the scientists in the lift who were making an early escape
Adam Baker
friendly_fire=true
Samuel Lewis
>friendly fire false
found your problem
Leo Hernandez
>be scienceman >running amok with a dozen D-class and other scientists >me and one D-class get separated from the rest >both of us get BLACKED >tell him to pick a door first, it's actually the right one, both of us escape to the side............ >listen to them all get crunched >we end up trapped in that heavy room with the energy ammo >blackman breaks in >kills me immediately as revenge for escaping >D-class gets away, dies a few minutes later >he still respawns before I do
Jordan Gonzalez
>106's room is a 10 second walk from the warhead elevator >puts his portal where his meme dimension spits people out >nuke timer is 90 seconds
10/10 rng
William Miller
>go down the lift to LC >hear footsteps right passed the checkpoint so wait on them >a thousand fucking zombies and PD >run back >lift's been sent back up
Blake Gray
Hyper Cloud Revolver S
Jack Gomez
what should my brightness be at
Sebastian Robinson
...
Aiden Cox
>Spawn as Commander >Trade my rifle for a guard's pistol, because squad leaders should be /fa/ as fuck would hold it 1-handed if I could
Cooper Young
PS4 mic and now my mobile
Justin Bailey
Why do you kill them so quickly as doc? It takes about 3x as long when I play him
