Japanese cooking game

>japanese cooking game
>never actually cook anything

Have to cook the rice

Video games.

mmm, that raw fish looks good, how much would that cost?

300 dorra

all sushi tastes the same to me

And the rice?

500 DORRA FILTHY GAIJIN

those fish egg things are fucking disgusting

t. went on a bender in tokyo and vomitted up the entire ocean the next day, those things in particular repeated the worst

>eating raw fish

Not even once. Atleast prepare the dish beforehand.

>its a Sup Forums thinks they know anything about anything about actual fine dining episode

Salmon roe is delicious.

Sushi is a meme.
Jiro only got stars to pander to japs.

>this retard eats raw meat which gives food poisoning

lel

Bill it to the Corps, nip, OORAH

Good job, you just admitted your body is weaker than that of children.

Why do japs like slimy shit so much?

I used to think that, too. I like tempura rolls, though.

Yeah, like what kind of monster would put cheese on anything, ergh gawd.

kill yourself redditor

>just got wisdom teeth removed
>see this
>now craving not soup

For 30 hours before you unlock getting to do anything else

>that egg
Gross dude, soft boiled or go bust

That's all egg not cheese user.

Somebody didn't play Ore no Ryouri

>eating raw food
Have fun with your watery shit and worms. I mean fuck sake, you dont even have to cook it all the way. Just brown it. Anything is better than raw meat.

get a blender user

ARE THOSE FISH EGGS

>europoors will never ever enjoy this

umm sweetheart there's more preparation in japanese food than crappy western fried crap

Going to Jiro's is on my bucket list. I don't think I'll make it before he kicks though

Thats a big plate for such a small meal.

It takes 400,000 years of training in the hyperbolic time chamber before you can even SET the egg on that rice, pleb

Jiro's Nightmares of Ass Rape.

Chef is a fantastic movie. Not sure why it started getting used a shitposting material

My dad makes grilled cheese like this. They're so good...

>Your cinematography thesis was on grilled cheese?
>Yes
>PhD denied

Japanese """"curry"""" is pathetic.
Indian and thai blow it the fuck out.

>America

Oh, well...
My point still stands.

Fuck off, you're making it wrong.

top left piece in op's pic is salmon roe and is like licking the underside of a dock avoid unless you want to experiment

theres a similar one thats flying fish roe which is much smaller and tastier

No it's just shitty beef stew, brought by some bong and adopted by japs who can't handle strong spice.

Sup Forums - food analogies

American cuisine is perfection.

What cheese looks like that?

I don't know if there's just no good Indian food around here, but every time I've tried Indian curry it was horrible.

Now a sweet yellow thai curry with shrimp and potatoes, fuck, I could eat that every day

No, user, you don't know how to cook. What's your recipe?

Hi Murrica.

>dumb fucking Americans not even wanting salmonella xD

>not liking roe
Maximum pleb.

He's just an elitist who prefers it because it's the original. Like one of those fags who says real Italian pizza is the best when it's not.

>Just brown it

Yeah Thai curry is the best, hands down.

>It takes America to perfect Japanese cuisine
Truly astonishing

You live in a third world country, that is why you get salmonella from your raw foods.

I've had it at multiple curry house/restaurants that supposedly authentic and good.
No Japenese curry is just shit, has shitty flavor profile.

>sushi places everywhere
>0 fucking Tonkatsu

why why why

German curry is pretty decent
Southeast Asian curry is the most superior type
Indian curry are inferior including the Brits one

Jokes on you faggot, I would never defend America. I just hate raw meat.

>thai curry is better than indian cur-

jesus christ, favreau. It's just grilled cheese.

they love stuff that doesn't require you to chew much like sukiyaki, I guess thats one reason why their teeth are bad

>supposedly authentic and good.

Your backwoods Mexican Japanese restaurant does not serve good Japanese curry.

Soyboy

You're right we have better bread and actual cheese instead of flavored dust molded into squares.

salmon roe is bait you use to catch actual fish

>actual japs say to go to coco ichibanya for japense curry
>user says it's shit
hmm who to trust?

Indian curry is incredibly strong. My shit will literally smell like the curry when ate it.
Thai curry is the perfect balance of spice and flavor.

>Indian and thai curry
gross

>japanese curry worst curry
>japanese hotpot worst hotpot
All they have is their fucking meme raw fish dish.

Not you.

this fucking thread made me hungry. I don't want to heat up the oven for 1:30am tendies

Ramen is ok. Sometimes.

>eat indian food five days a week for 2 weeks
>start to smell indian

I fucking hate cheese

>go to sushi bar in the states
>check the menu
>everything is fucking loaded with avoicado, cream cheese, dipped in like five different mayo sauces, tempura friend, and then topped with flakes and more sauces

What is wrong with americans?

Deep dish pizza with slightly overdone crust is unironically my favorite pizza

...

Soyboy.

...

How

HEY YOU FAGGOT WIMPS, DRINK MY BILLY JUICE AND SUPPORT A LIVING GAMING LEGEND.

>when you accidentally clicks on /ck/

TUNAK TUNAK

go big or go home bitch etc etc

>PlayStation game
>it isn't actually a game, just cutscenes

Their unique dishes are good

Also wagyu beef

How what?

>touching your food
I'm okay with touching bread, but that is just disgusting

>doesn't know omurice
I don't think you belong on this site

I don't think I've seen a board degrade harder than /ck/. I mean Sup Forums is bad but modern /ck/ is the equivalent of Sup Forums being nothing but EA and Activision threads. 80% of that board is just "what shitty fast food are you eating today?"

Imagine being this autistic.

How do you end up eating that stuff for 2 weeks
it starts to permeate your clothes and cells

You sound like a pussy who prefers his steak well done.

Your point being you don't like cheese? Good for you, user.

I know this gets said a lot and has lost all meaning, but you might genuinely, actually have autism

Can restaurants stop making burgers like two fucking feet tall

>eating anything but medium-rare
I'm not a retard user

>wagyu ground beef is on sale at my local 'good' grocer
Its still expensive but I'm tempted to get a pound of it anyway, I just don't know what to do with it since its so lean