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>Tfw you recognize his voice from like a decade ago

He should have been playable instead of Franklin, Lamar was our nigga

WHAT?

Might as well ask itt instead of make a new one. LA Noire any good?

GTAV would have been a 9/10 instead of a 7/10 for me if it did not have all that hood nigga shit.

Slink Johnson is a fucking legend, I would hope you recognize him.

>ryder 2.0
whats the big deal?

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i really wanted to see trevor curbstomp lamar

The gangster part is not even 15% of the story.
Trevor was the shittiest part of the game for me, franklin was just boring.

I don't get how people like Lamar. Dede was an annoying shit in whichever Friday movie and this derivative is just as much an annoyance.

what exactly is a yee yee ass haircut

>Trevor was the shittiest part of the game for me
The opposite for me, I thought Trevor was fun as fuck to play as after all the goodie two shoes games I played through before that.

Post /fa/ Trevors

something that prevents you from getting bitches on your dick

>be Michael
>cut a deal with the feds that lets you and your family out of harm's way and into witness protection where you will be safe for the rest of your lives
>make it very clear that this is important and something that you clearly want
>get a fucking mansion in beverly hills that anyone else would kill for
>literally have it made
>still go back into crime because "m-muh midlife crisis... life without crime is so boring bro..."
>side with two other jack offs who both have nothing to gain from going along with Michael's plans, have no stories that lead anywhere and whose existence in the game is basically reduced to a game mechanic that is barely used except for when missions explicitly call for it
>story ends with characters having learned and achieved fucking nothing and are all basically back on square 1 but with just lots of more money
GTA V's story was the worst of the bunch.

He was supposed to be playable

Maybe it would have made more sense if Michael had some sort of deathwish. In-game he has no real reason to go off committing heists again.

I mean he hates his family but it doesn't follow that he has to go back to bank robbing

Exactly. And Trevor just comes back because "I'm crazy bro" and Franklin just tags along for no reason whatsoever.

Story used to be a big part of GTA games, like the main thing you play it for. Now it has to make way for microtransactions in a game you paid 60 bucks for.

>he has no real reason to go off committing heists again.

It's like you didn't even play the game.

Henry Hill also had no reason to go back to dealing drugs but he did it anyways.

People who are legitimate criminals (E.G. they're doing it because they genuinely like the way it feels) can never get away from it. They always end up relapsing because it's the only way they ever really feel alive.

>Instead of Lamar we got a hypocritical nigger that was boring as shit
God I hate Rockstar.

GTA IV
>Story of an immigrant trying to make a decent living in america but ending up in the crime scene due to old habits

GTAV
>Three criminals rob banks

gta5 story was shit but did you faggots even play it?

michael takes up crime again cause he wrecks a cartel boss' mansion by accident and has to come up with the money to rebuild it

>GTA IV
>Good game brought down by crap story and needless commitment to realism

>did you faggots even play it?
>wrecks a cartel boss' mansion by accident
>accident

Then Trevor threatens him to not back out so they can knock over the big one. Trevor pretty much blackmails him the whole game

GTA IV
>Story of man deciding if getting revenge against a man who wronged him years ago is really worth it and then decides between getting revenge against a different guy who wronged him less than a month ago now or later

Trevor, Micheal's family, Franklin, Lester, and the feds. Everyone fucking used Micheal.

Why is it so hard for them to write a protagonist that makes sense? They hit it right on the head with Vice City but ever since they keep pushing these "good guy" criminals where shit just happens instead of having a protagonist who has an actual GOAL and characterization that fits the game.

MARK

RDR 1 is still Rockstars best game IMO

PC port when

when 360 emulators get made

Medrazo was a bitch too. Wasn't even half as imposing as they made him out to be.

Does anyone know why Micheal took that whore back? I honestly would have told her to fuck off along with that skank of a daughter and lump of turd of a son.

Michael is a cuck.

> he wrecks a cartel boss' mansion
Which he did because of "muh midlife crisis". If Michael's actions weren't guided by his fucking boner for action, it would be easier to sympathize with him.

CHECK

YO'

MOTHAFUCKIN'

NUTS

NIGGA

If you're still here, yeah, it's good, but it's nothing like GTA and if you don't like talking to people and figuring out shit you'll probably quickly get bored. Otherwise it's great though.

it's overdesigned but if you can get it for cheap it's got a cool enough story

Trevor was best part.

They were supposed to be the nigga duo, but something something VA said it didn't feel right that you had to kill Franklin to make Lamar playable. After all, is a playable duo really a duo if you kill off the other one?

Trevor dying ending is the best ending in terms of story

Don't have any screens but I either like using the drive Jacket spoof or the lone wolf Jacket.

I'd rather have the billionaire drown in the trunk