Would Sup Forums eat these fries?

would Sup Forums eat these fries?

No that seems quite unsanitary

>balls

>extra sauce
That implies there's a base level of sauce as a default, and if you put sauce on fries any meaningful length of time before eating them they'll be all soggy, so no.

He can't cum over every fries someone orders

Cum doesn't taste very good.

t. gay man

Why is her dick so deformed wtf

futa without balls is retarded looking

all futa is retarded looking

Fuck no.
I dip my fries, don't slather the sauce on all of them.

Would Sup Forums drink this?

>bubbles

no, because despite my love of dicks I find cum pretty gross
at least my own, I don't know what anyone else's tastes like but mine is bitter
precum is pretty alright though

T. Homo

>halfway through a fap
>get called for dinner
>get back to room
>was too far in the fap to give up
>cum on the food
>end up not eating it and throwing it out during the night
dont drink

Sure but just sauce would be fine too.

If it's a futa, yes.
If it's a shemale, fuck no.

What if it's a newhalf?

>like dicks
>repulsed by men
why was I given a fetish that's impossible to fulfill in real life

Your diet is bad, user.

Cum tastes like shit regardless, but bitter cum is indicative of a shitty diet.

I know that feel.

Does Futa semen taste better than regular semen?

>if you don't like malformed mutated humans you are gay
I see

i miss old Sup Forums

find yourself a convincing shemale
otherwise start lucid dreaming.
>Cum tastes like shit regardless,
Not if you eat majority fruits

No clue but it's always much much much thicker.

Why? The only difference between the two is a vagina. It's still a girl with a cock and balls, so why would the lack of a vagina be the deciding factor?

I’d beat you to death if I could

>Not if you eat majority fruits
I know the difference it makes. Still only makes it go from "Disgusting" to "not totally intolerable".

>It's still a girl

I've heard futa semen tastes sweet like oranges, but that could just be because of their diet.

>convincing shemale
what an oxymoron
I also don't like anal either (giving or receiving) so I'm really shit outta luck
all these dicks out in the world taunting me but they're attached to gross men

>no balls
what are you? gay?

>totally feminine
>got a dick
I'm ok with this.

>futa without balls

Literally for you.
It's essentially a woman with a hyper-realistic strap-on.
But by all means, continue being a testicle-loving faggot.

That's right.

>It's still a girl

I've never realized it before, futas cumming mountains of semen don't make any fucking sense.

That's the best part though, submissive futas with big balls and small dicks are the best

well then its lucid dreaming for you.
Unless you can manage to live for another 100 years and stay youthful, I don't think you'll see futanari become a reality.

I'll let you know when I grow a dick

bitch nigga how I'm gonna fap to futa on futa if they do gay ass shit like anal?

please, continue jerking off to this and convincing yourself that it's not gay. stay insecure and in the closet

>anal is gay

That's how it always was before.
Not that you would remember.

>That's the best part though, submissive futas
>not switch

>male primary sexual characteristic
>it's still a girl user!

no you delusional faggot.

>this thread

then why do all the girls keep asking me for my cum in porn clips

checkmate gay people

you just want to hoard all the cum for yourselves

But a "futa" is a girl? What's the difference?

reminder that saber has a huge excalibur in her ladypants

I'll never understand futa without balls
The only time you should be fapping to it is when you just discovered futa

>Only two dicksgirls in the entire thread

This. Cock-vagina combo just looks disgusting

That's actually literally canon. How else do you think she got Guinevere pregnant with Mordred?

Well it's a shemale, why wouldn't it have balls you fucking ingrate?

There is literally nothing explicit about balls. The only reason they're considered sexual is because of their location on the body, same as pubes and the perineum.

futanari does make dreams a reality

Who the fuck would taste their own sperm?

he is apparently cumming mayonnaise

Its fundamentally different from a man. Gay dudes are not into futa for a reason faggot

except that they actually produce sperm which, shocker, is used for breeding. So it is very much sexual.

wait until I slap my nuts against you chin bitch

Y-yeah right? who would do something like that?

Is Bible Black too old now for these younger degenerates?

They're part of the dick.

>fries with bird poop

Wtf

BB was awesome back in the day. Even dicks had dicks.

>his school didn't have sperm inspection day

this

unironically end yourself if you eat your own cum you raging degenerate

Which is why swallowing is seen as a submissive act.

You're thinking of testicles, which aren't the part you can see.

;^)

>But a "futa" is a girl
user, if it has a penis, it's not a girl,
no matter how feminine the rest of the body appears.
Primary sexual characteristics are called primary sexual characteristics for a reason.

getting your balls sucked feels good

>mfw the pigeon blood double futa scene

I don't care for mayo, so nah.

If we're going to have a futa thread, let's make it vidya

Futa on Female > Futa on Futa > Futa on Male

But what if it has both a penis and a vagina then?

hmmm. prob'ly

Because ovaries are what becomes testicles for boys. It doesn't make sense for a futanari to have a fully functional vagina complete with functioning ovaries and also testicles. On the other hand, her clitoris becoming penis-like makes sense, in a fantastical sort of way.

I've been drinking my own sperm after masturbating since I was like 12 or something. Wiping it off my hands feels like a waste.
It tastes like warm, salty water.

Two futas on a trap > everything

Futa on Cuntboy > Everthing

You won't be saying that after I dunk my balls into your snatch.

>Gay dudes are not into futa for a reason
Source pls.
Also if not gay, it's bi at least but keep on sugarcoating it you closet homo.

Why the hostilities?
If someone wants to guzzle their own cum, let them.

And the clitoris is what the penis becomes and yet they still have that. And since when do ovaries produce semen?

We need more bible black desu.
oooo

>And the clitoris is what the penis becomes
You have it backwards

I'm gay and I'm not into Futa because they have 0 masculine traits.
>b-but a dick is masculine!
Take a big muscular man and slap a vagina on him, he isn't attractive to you just because he has a pussy

I'm a gay dude and I like futa