>friend at work who has ps4 and switch
>so are you looking forward to dark souls 1 remaster user?
>been 1080/60 for about 6 years on my toaster PC
>it was a toaster when i built it
>um sure yeah, i guess (already platinumd)
>can't say the truth without sounding like an asshole
Walking on literal eggshells to not hurt sonybro feelings with my 7 year old toaster and make a scene at work.
That's what you get for thinking DS is good and for playing it or expecting anyone else to like or think its a good game. it isnt
...soy?
>things that didn't happen thread
>tfw your Nephew doesn't have the makings of a varsity athlete
it actually did and actually would have made a scene
i work with the most predictable team of normies you can imagine, this guy thinks the switch is basically up there with ps4 and newbone for graphics. Simply because he thinks 'u get what u pay for'.
Honestly I eat soy almost daily and it does me no harm. I GUARANTEE I lift more than you in fact. It's a tasty addition to any stir fry or noodle dish, and is included in many snacks you buy you don't know about. You really think they'd add it to so many things if it was damaging? Lol. Even if it were true the quantities you'd have to ingest are so massive it's irrelevant.
Imagine being this much of a pussy.
You could have said “nah I already beat it on pc” and not said anything else. who the fuck cares if he makes a “””””scene””””? He’d be a grown acting out over children’s toys, let him make himself look dumb. You sound like you barely understand social interaction or this is fake.
do you think you're fooling anyone
>Friend asks if im excited for the DS1 remaster
>Tell him hell yes and that im already routing a run for a low level dickwraith
Dont be a faggot OP, oh wait.
this is life now user, i'm sorry
i'll still check it out, but i'm not going to 100% the game again because its 1080/60, that happened 5 years ago for most people.
The effects of soy on your hormones are negligible. However, you can't deny that there's a specific kind of man who is attracted to shit like Soylent. Hence, soyboy.
t. soyboy lefty that cries about pol
Soylent is actually damaging since it is not food and it is sold as a food substitute. So if you ever meet a soylent boy be sure that they are destroying themselves.
You have to 'route a run' for that?
Nigga i spent 10s of hours bending noobs over everything in the game. The route won't change. Gw exposing yourself for having no idea what you're talking about.
I'ma route out sl1 darkwraith, go you. First to do it for sure.
>>been 1080/60 for about 6 years on my toaster PC
>>it was a toaster when i built it
I don't think you know what a toaster is
>has a switch
>sonybro
he's a nintensoy
He obviously doesn't since no toaster could 1080/60 games back then.
noted
>I GUARANTEE I lift more than you in fact
you gotta if your gonna smash the patriarchy
The soy boy meme comes from soylent.
bait?
2011, buy pre built
gtx 550 ti, shitty i5, 4gb ram
my mate at work had a savage i7 at the time that he was looking to upgrade, my 'new pc' was just something to play shit on average settings and my old PC literally just died completely and was 10 years old
bad i5, gtx 550 and 4gb ram will EASILY do 1080/60 dark souls 6 years ago, and the only reason it took that long was we were waiting for the PC release AND THEN durante to release that patch, lol. Just gets funnier and funnier.
You could have just said “Yeah I already played it, but the remaster looks cool!”
You won’t sound like an asshole if you compliment it
Read Tomato Sauce for your Ass, OP.
I'm confused. What do amerimutts have to do with a japanese game?
Why do people care so much for a remaster of a not that old game?
You can't consistently run modern titles at 1080p 60fps with that setup you liar.
posts lifts then soyboy
modern titles? i'm talking about current dark souls 1080/60
come back when you're sober and understand what we are discussing please.
He never said he could. He said he could run Dark Souls at 1080/60 with it.
shitty model quality ds1
>modern titles? i'm talking about current dark souls 1080/60
>>been 1080/60 for about 6 years on my toaster PC
This implies he's been running new releases for that long at that res and framerate. Nice damage control.
That wouldn't have been a toaster in 2011; it was a mid-level having rig.
>This implies he's been running new releases for that long at that res and framerate. Nice damage control.
Yes, because the OG Dark Souls got a ton of improvements over the 6 years that make it unplayable in older hardware?
Learn to read
OP here, sorry to mislead everyone. Turns out I don't have any friends.
>Yes, because the OG Dark Souls got a ton of improvements over the 6 years that make it unplayable in older hardware?
>still damage controlling
Why would you bother to include "been 1080/60 for about 6 years on my toaster PC"? Nothing about the original Dark Souls would change appreciably after DSfix came out to impact performance.
:(
>friend at work who has ps4 and switch
>so are you looking forward to dark souls 1 remaster user?
>been 1080/60 for about 6 years on my toaster PC
reading comprehension, clearly we're specifically talking about dark souls 1, you dim wit
as i said, my friend had an i7 that was old and way better, it was a shitty i5, you are probably a retard who doesnt realize i5s at the time were vastly different. There were i5s that would murder i7s, mine wasnt one of them.
No, it states he's been running DS for that long at that res and frame rate.
>>so are you looking forward to dark souls 1 remaster user?
>>been 1080/60 for about 6 years on my toaster PC
What part of "I have been running the original DS in 1080/60 for 6 years" your dense mind can't get?
>can't say the truth without sounding like an asshole
What? "No, it was 1080/60 on PC all along" how exactly is this being asshole?
>What part of "I have been running the original DS in 1080/60 for 6 years" your dense mind can't get?
He did not say that.
He did say "it was a toaster when I bulit it." But including that other line implies that he still rocks modern titles at that res and framerate.
niceau baitu, user-kun
>you are probably a retard who doesnt realize i5s at the time were vastly different.
Maybe you should specify what i5 it was, then? If it was a desktop Sandy Bridge, it should have been fine for gaming.
It doesn't imply i run other titles 1080/60 unless you're actually retarded mate. We're talking about one singular game, right? If you aint trollin then seek help, ok?
Holy mackerel.
Nah, how about you ask for details, most sony pigeons don't know what sandy bridge is and i'm not gonna be some cuck asshole out here explaining shit like that. Nice try.
What again were the invasion limits in DaS1? SL, gear, so on?
online calculator for that, it's about 10% except for blade of darkmoon literal cucks
they can invade infinitely lower, expect many of them during the initial tranny sjw etc cuck period of the games launch, as they are the only protection against low level dickwraiths unless helpers cheat which wont really happen because i expect the remaster to be at least $40 with no discounts for owning the original.
man i miss GFWL purely for that INSTANT hate mail
was so easy to send
everything else about GFWL sucked dick though, much like the windows store (windows store pretty sure is way worse because of repeated download sizes)
That's honestly the one thing I miss from playing on consoles after gradually shifting to PC-only. The shit people would fling at you for winning against them was gold.
>This implies he's been running new releases for that long at that res and framerate
It... it implies he ran Dark Souls 1
...at 1080/60
That is what it implies, or states outright rather, and nothing more
You fucking failed abortion brainlet
>I dont play videogames at all
there. done. none of the cringe from interacting with normalfags.
>platinum
>on PC
Saying "no" sounds like an asshole to you?
Simply do not go into the details, and when pressed, say that the game has nothing to offer to you anymore.
Be factual, and politely vague.