Why don't I have a gf? I've never had a gf before

Why don't I have a gf? I've never had a gf before.

>everyday until gf
but user,you cant post after you die

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>frogposter
gee i wonder why girls don't like you, OP

Because you're a frog posting fuck.

die you degenerate reddit frogposter

but pepe is a Sup Forums meme

you hate
your own culture?

Sup Forums memes are reddit culture

Why havent you gotten banned for posting off topic garbage yet

Might be on-topic, haven't read the rules in a while.

It's better this way. Girls are disgusting and uncute.
Don't let a 3DPD forever ruin your pure virgin fantasies. Stick to your imaginary GF or tulpa, she will be just as cute as in your anime.

Because this is Sup Forums.

>Sup Forums
>jannys

>girls are disgusting
mind you i found the other day that they also fart and poo,can you believe? i'm still shocked

why is everyone so obsessed with having a girlfriend?

I don't have a girlfriend OP, I've got a wife, much worse.

You'll understand in a few years.
Fapping helps with your sexual desires, but it does nothing to your emotional needs and loneliness. It just makes them worse even.

>gone to the middle east twice
>going again
>working since I was 16
>own my own car and house
>no debt, 50k liquid assets
>never had a gf
I should just kill myself

Because they think it'll fill the gaping void inside them. Remember that these are the kind of people to not have a true sense of self, and will immediately put their burden of being alive on someone else's shoulders the moment they can.

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tfw have a qt bbw gf im hanging out with later today and playing mario kart and watching anime with her

>bbw
You don't have bragging rights.

I will be your gf (32 y/o underachiever virgin manchild)

>qt
>bbw

whatever you say froggo