Why don't I have a gf? I've never had a gf before

Why don't I have a gf? I've never had a gf before...

I can be your gf...nyoro~

Why do you want one?

>ר̷̨̣̗̝̓ͅק̷̢͇̩̹̼̦̫̹̪̥̖̭̰̋̂̍͆͂̐̑͆̐̈́̑̚̚͜͝ ̸͎̥̪̬̠͇̦̈́͒͋̄͂̐̀͐͝∞̸̧̢̘̹̆͑͂̃͗͊̈́̐+̴̡͖͈͍͖̩̙̗̪̞̃́ͅͅͅ∞̶̡̨̨͓̖͍͙̜̟̑̑͠͝ ̷̡̢͚̪̻̺̦̻̳͕̙̠̤̯̂̍͛̏͛̀̐̽͗͆̔͒͌͛̕͜כ̵̥̹͇͎̫͔̪͚̠́̒͋̀מ̴̡̡̠̙͖̗̭̼̯͉̦͈̦̄̆̆́̀̋̊͑͗̓͂̀ו̶̥͋̔̃͐́̓͂̌̃̈́͐̄͠ ̷̟͔̜̺̫͖͉̤̹̮̒̕p̶̨̯͔̻͈͍̪̟̖͍̹̃̍̄͆̈́̈́̾ẻ̷̳̳͔͉̫̪̣̿̈͘͘͝͝б̵̛̩̘̠̼̟̉̂̄̈́͋͑̓͝e̶̥͈̝͉͇͈͇̝̙̮̊͑ͅн̸̨̹̥̥̒̎͋͊̈́̂̀̚͝ơ̵̩̣̦̩̯̙̪̓̏̈̒̀̃́͒͘͘ͅк̶̛̛̞̪̣̹̯͋̉͂̆͗͌̌̿̄͌͊͂̎
̶̢̰̥͇̠̰̝̈̂̒͊̾̿͂̋͝
ל̴̧̨̛͓̭̜̝̹̩̳̭̘̙̺̎א̶̪̪̠̼̣͈͍͉̞̺̥̩̓̀̉̂̓̕͝ ̸̛̥̯͖͉̼͕̩͔̣̣̤͈͔̀͛̈́̎̓̾̀̿͒͑͂͛͗͝ק̷̙̻͕̬͕͌̇̓̒̑̈́̽̿̈̈́̋͆י̶͎̻͖̞̳͕̞̠͖̩̖͚̤͑̋̒͋̋͗̈́̍̓̓̚ͅי̵͓̫̬̥͈̭͔̞̞̭̆́̎́͘͝ם̵̯̦̬͍̣̣̌̽͑̾́́̿̚̚͜͜ ̶̢͗͋̆̾̏͘͝(̷̭̩͆̓̈̉̑͆͐̆̽̆͋̍̾̇͝∞̶̨̢͈̠̼͈̻̪̱͚͖͖̰̠̤̎͂̑͂̈́̄͋́̉̕+̶̢̛̰̪̙̹̽͌͂̇́͆͆͗́ͅ∞̴̠̥̘̗̗̝̪̌̏͐̋̇̕)̸̡̡̱̜͕͕̘̯̟̬̳̝̖̉͆̽̈̈͋͑̇͝^̴̢̩͙̞̻͚̀̓͑̐̾̈̉̋̚∞̶̹̤̱̱̱͍̈̓͒̈ ̴͍̬̦̫͈͎̍̽м̶̤̩͇̳̖͈̬̯̳̭͕̣͇̒̌̿̾̚̕͜ͅн̵̧̢͖̳̮̩̣̬̎̀͌͗̈́̑̾̂͗̕͝͝͠ͅe̷̢̳̝̤̻̙̼͑̕
̵̧̥̬̭͙͍̝͉̞̯̥̽̍̐̆̑͝

You know that image with all the high and low types of alpha/beta/etc?
I'm a gamma, I devoted myself to my own education and happiness rather than to bitches.
When people ask I just tell them I haven't met the right girl and females think that's sweet as fuck.

Loneliness is a bitch but life will never change itself for you. You adapt or you die. End of story.

>Why don't I have a girlfriend?
I mean... Have you ever asked a woman out on a date because that's usually step 1. If you haven't even taken that step then you have no right to bitch

>You adapt or you die.
Everyone is going to die anyway, even if you adapt or not.

>tfw friendzoned

Adapt or die sooner.
Alternative adapt or let your bloodline die.

I’m going to let you in on a big secret kid, a secret no man dares to utter here; the official set in place step to step guide on how to get a girlfriend
1. stop playing videogames(like anyone here does in the first place LMAO)
2. stop browsing this shitty board
3. stop browsing this dying website
4. do literally anything else not internet related; get a job, play a sport, or take a hike
some say that with this fantastic technique you can obtain a girlfriend and become successful for once in your life in record time
hope this helps kid.... heheheh

So all I have to do is sit in my room and read all day and I'll get a gf? Cool I'm already halfway there!

1st Get rich, or at least well funded.
After that you can get a gf based on your total funds. Not going to be good or perfect, but is a gf.

>bloodline
hard to take anyone seriously who talks about this stuff

I know this feel extremely well

OPPOSING BLOODLINES

OP trust me it's cool for the first 6 months but then sometimes it's a chore having a gf, it's just a meme

>hang out with a girl for one day
>it's the best thing ever
i can't imagine this becoming a chore

>dying website
Why do more people keep flooding into my dying website?

>Playing a MMO for a day
>It's the best thing ever
It does.

>why are more harmful bacteria entering into my dying body

video games