Japanese

>Japanese
>arigatou

>English dub
>Fucking thanks for that motherfucking shit you fucking motherfucker son of a shit

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>Japanese game with english dub/translation
>''I guess it can't be helped''

>rub-a-dub-dub thanks for the grub

>japanese
>"anta baka"

>english dub
>"fuck you gamergate creep!"

1 game

>jap voices
>"n-nani??"
>"baka!!"
>"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeehh"
>"eto..."
>"NANI!"

EHH?

DELETE this

>jap
>yoooooo

>dub
>sup cracka wh*te pig

>Japanese
>konichiwa

>English dub
>Wassup muh niggus

>jap voices suck
>eng voices suck

what do

Drakengard 3?

Name 2 (three) games that do that

Name 3 anime dubs that do this

>Itekimas

>I'm fighting the patriarchy

>Japanese
>"Masaka"

>English localization
>"Bullshit"

>Japan
>NYANNNN ITTTTAAAAA KOMMENASAIII

>English
>Bitch, that hurts!

what a fluffy dog

>Japanese
>stoic, strong, confident character

>English
>bitchy cunt

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>Japanese
>no ass

>English
>no ass

>Japanese
>Namae Jeff
>English
>Name Jeff

I can't tell if that's Avdol or Kakyoin

>DUDE JOJO REFERENCE????!!

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>ask friend if they like Nier Automata
>"Yes but 2b was a total cunt"
>I'm totally confused
>she shows me a clip on youtube from the English dub
>in the scene where she should be kind/neutral it's Runkachunk with a bucket full of sand in her vagina

Dubs were a mistake

dub of NieR completely ruined 2B personality, some scenes completely miss the original meaning and foreshadowing in english just because westerners hate her original personality (according to localizers of course)

good thing nobody played the shitter dub lmao :60

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>Respond to NPC by selecting
>No Thank you.

>Character says
>Fuck off you useless cunt I dont want that shit I hope your whole village burns down you lazy git

Dubbing media should be illegal

Why do people pretend to like Grandma Goku?

>Pick "Very funny"
>"Fuck you"

literally no one does

>jap
>nani?!

>eng
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>Japanese
>Matte kure!

>English dub
>Ayo hol'up

>Americans still don't understand that this is an ordinary phrase that everyone uses in English

>DUDE DUBS ARE CANCER
>Play Witcher and Metro in English

Stop playing Star Ocean the last hope

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I play Metro in Russian, tho.

But yeah, I play Witcher in English, and only because I can't stand how Polish sounds.

*glass him*

youtube.com/watch?v=M_tMD5bTbLM

WOW YOU DON'T RESPECT THE ORIGINAL ART, DUBFAG KYS

But it's supposed to be an obnoxious memespewer

>jap
> *frsrrb*
>2b was that ... oh nevermind

>dub
>*BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP*

>MOMMY MOMMY
GIVE ME ME POOPIE
MAKE IT WET
OR MAKE IT DROOPY
CHOCOLATE COLOR
STINKY SMELL
EAT IT, SLURP IT
AIN'T IT SWELL
PUT SOME POOPIE
IN MY MOUTH
DON'T GO SLOW
JUST SQUIRT IT OUT
LET IT DANGLE
TO MY TONGUE
POOP IS YUMMY
POOP IS FUN
SMELLS LIKE DINNER
FOR MY SOUL
MOUTH UPON YOUR
POOPIE HOLE
IS THERE MORE?
LET IT OUT!
PLEASE, DELICIOUS
POOPIE NOW

Jap
>”I’ve awakened my persona”
Eng
>”YOOOO WASSUP PERSONA”

>that buldge

>[Glass Him]
>he turns into glass

>mutt humor

If it was like this I'd actually play it dubbed

Well it is 9s

This

>[Glass him]
>Bigby gets into a spaceship and nukes the pub from the stratosphere

English Conversation: uh, could I get, uh, one double cheeseburger, uh, and, uh, pepsi?

Japanese Conversation: ano...., Watashi wa eru koto ano... ga dekiru... ano... Daburuchīzubāgā ano... 1 meisama... ano....To pepushi.... ano... ZANK YOU!! :3 ~~

>if you're an anime dubfag it means you're a dubfag for everything

Seems about right to me, you uselees neet faggot sob fat bitch

it's adorable as hell when girls try to speak English

So both are fat and work an mcdonals
Fat cunts weeb trash people

Automatas dub was worse than Nier's in every way.

>English
>These hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burgers

>Japanese
>Kono hambagah wa Kurusty Bahgah no hambagah

>jap
>HONTO!?
>english dub
>ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME THAT THIS IS SUCH THAT IT WAS EVEN SO??!

mute the game and do voices yourself

>start Japanese game

>"YOoooooooooooooo"

????

>anta (Japanese)
>you (english)
>أنت pronounced "Anta" also means You in arabic
>tfw we have the same language as the Japanese

>subs are superior

flags for every board when

too bad your young men can't just draw porn as a substitute for getting laid instead of blowing up people

anta is a shortened version of anata and if you're not careful it can be considered rude.

>English
>LAUGH YOU STUPID MADAFAKAAAAH!

Wasn't a bunch of anime found in Bin Laden's hideout?

>can't handle bantz
>f-f-flags/IDs w-w-when qq

witcher, souls and dragons dogma were made first with english in mind. If you play these game in their developers mother tongue that indeed makes you a dubfag

>Japanese
>Gochisousama deshita
>English
>Rub a dub thanks for the grub

t. funimation

>Nippongobongo
>Nyaa, nyaa, nyaa

>Eigo
>Bloody 'ell me minge

Anta is pretty much universally rude, though.

>english one didnt say thank you
what a rude cunt

>smiles we couldn't protect

2B was shit but english 9S was great. The rest of the cast was really good also. It wasnt bad voice acting but a localization blunder

>Japanese
youtube.com/watch?v=bj6eQ7oitJo

>jp "Fokkusu. . . dai. . . . . JA NAI!"
>eng ">implying Fox Die"
Memes were a mistake

>JP
>MINNA~! O GENKI DESU KA?

>US
>AY YO HOLMES WHAT UP MAH BRUH

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As a linguist, the word "fuck" is simply amazing.

How?

Why

Also what language do you speak

>americans

The fuck is this?

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Nah much man, how bou choo?

I'm sorry but it's not gorilla warfare, it's guerrilla warfare.

other languages need to just make up a word as versatile

>dub is in cockney
why?

Why japanese sound so ugly and weird? It's like everyone is under hellium or something.

Not him but in English it's a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, and much more. It's just impressive how flexible the word is.

Tell me one game where this happens.

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Why not?

its not for one person, fatass

>English dub
>voice actors all have Br*tish accents