This is Eurojima, everyone give him a warm welcome to our home at Sup Forums

This is Eurojima, everyone give him a warm welcome to our home at Sup Forums

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I have no clue who the fuck that is, but I thought that David Cage was Europe's answer to Kojima.

Why is he so handsome? I'd suck his cock so much. No homo

It's Payne

It's Sam Lake from Remedy Entertainment. Creators of Max Payne, Alan Wake and Quantum Break.

Currently working on P7 and Crossfire 2 single-player story mode

>spends thousands on hollywood actors
>singleplayer AAA gaming is getting too expensive you guys

WHACK HIM

Sam Lake's output has sucked ass since Alan Wake

dead career

>I have no clue who the fuck that is
It's motherfucking MAX PAYNE, you literal cock sucking faggot.

Don't answer that

A rethorical question

>muh artistic name
dude should have just used his real name and watch burgers stumble every time they tried to pronounce it

ironically, MAX PAYNE is a literally cock sucking faggot irl

Why does he look like a pedophile with aids?

>muh spiting americans

no he just looks finnish

Quantum Break was good, fuck you.

>since Alan Wake
The way you're written this post it makes it sound like Alan Wake was good. It should be phrased "Sam Lake's output has sucked ass since Max Payne 2".

But Max Payne looks like like he's trying to hold in a shit. This guy looks too pleasant

>since Max Payne 2
The way you're written this post it makes it sound like Max Payne 2 was good. It should be phrased "Sam Lake's output has sucked ass since Max Payne".

Hai tis is Säm Leik from Remedi. Tudei viö kouin tu taakkabout Kvantum Breik aur nyy geim :D

finnish accent is top cringe i love it

Holy shit, did they model the old Max Pain off of this guy? Looks A LOT like him.

I'm being charitable, Alan Wake was ok

>owning an xbone

go jump in a lake

lol

EBIN ::::D

It's on PC

they modeled Payne after his cousin

I'll go jump in a lake then

This.

But seriously though, Alan wake did have some neat shit in it, it was just too damn repetitive.
Max payne 2 was good, but kinda unnecessary, and the story sucked a dick and a half.

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Okaerinasai

It is him!!

I’ve met him. Really nice and pleasant guy

I had a dream.

My wife was dead. But it was alright.

Amazing taste in Finnish elven waifus, absolutely based
youtube.com/watch?v=wYzMNIT0Kgc

ITS PAYNE

Why didn't he just pull a natural face for Max Payne? What were they thinking?

How does this dude have such a noticeable accent? I'm sure he has to speak english quite often. Shit I've spoken english daily for only 5 years and people already say I sound british

Most likely doesn't give a fuck which is completely fine. I don't understand people who are so ashamed of their accents.

In my opinion the faces in max payne brought a lot of character and personality.

When that accent is finnish it's perfectly fine to be ashamed of it because it sounds fucking stupid

I wasn't ashamed though, I just learned by talking

are you implying he made a face that was in the realm of the supernatural?

I haven't heard of either of those games
And I loved Alan Wake.

Is he still tied down with Microsoft?

Faking a British accent is way more embarrassing

I don't fake anything

but their next game is a cinematic third person shooter too

It's his shtick.

Fuck off

Are you 12 years old?

Was it a CIA simulator game ? Because i don't wanna get shot and thrown out of an airplane by installing some DLC.

I'm Finnish but I don't really like his games.
I have nostalgia for Max Payne but that's about it.

Do you guys drive like mad cunts like in death rally ? If yes where do i sign up into your country ?

The Finnish demo scene was legendary. Now it's replaced by a bunch of faggots making shitty mobile games in their totally cool and hip startups that will fail within a year. It's a miracle Remedy still exists.

fpwp

Not really. We're all depressed and want to die but none of us have that kind of skill.

Time to leave, son.

What's Finland famous for ? Me having pure curiosity.

ask Sup Forums, you'll have 100 answers in 10 mins
80% of them will be trolls though

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so is it european kojimer because both max payne and MGS is dead?

Alcoholism and our hate of the swedes.

Is this real

Norway > Sweden > Finland > Denmark

Hardcore and crustcore bands, absolut vodka, the second biggest mongol producers in the world, only behind Mongolia itself.

Judging by a quick google mapping, yes

I’m literally on the verge of tears, I can’t accept the fact that underagedfags are so prevalent on this site

Is Quantum Break worth the price?
Recently saw that it's available on Steam

>Hardcore and crustcore
how about metal

I used to think that line to the left of Max's face was just shitty texturing until I saw this.

absolutely if you want to have a game this leaves you thinking about it for a few times.

Isn't it like under $10 on sales?

SAMI
DEAREST OF ALL MY FRIENDS

Absolut is swedish, you absolut troglodyte.

used to be nokia but now thats down the shitter too so nothing

hello

where the fuck is alan wake 2

held hostage by Microsoft.

Hell no, it's awful

Are they done with the shitty tv show gimmick and getting back to making real games yet?

Paper, cardboard or anything lumber industry.
Somewhat recently the "motherhood package" was on international news.
Sauna Championships where Russian guy died and Finnish man won while "only" falling into a coma.

Picture related. Left is the dead Russian and right is the Finnish "winner"
Actually both were disqualified for not leaving the sauna room unaided. Winner was a different Finn.

>wanting alan wake 2
must be nice not watching the 2004 conference

ITS PAYNE

i love this man

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Didn't you have like two famous F1 pilots

>mfw cripple autist says "chaosh ish a laddah"

This: Same applies for whole Remedy, I suppose.

you mean one

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Well he doesn't have to hold in anymore

>Finnish man won while "only" falling into a com
He was disqualified because he didn't leave the sauna unaided. The guy who would've come in third won.

Quantum break a fun game?

Good thread

You can read the black block by hovering your mouse over it

I don't want to. I might get spoiled.

Linux

Maybe as an inside joke. Finnish humor is pretty weird.

WHACK HIM

Well we have this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Folkrace
Pretty much anyone can participate and it doesn't get too crazy expensive as you have to sell your car after the race if someone wants to buy it.

>tfw Alan Wake 2 never
>tfw Alan Wake can't be bought legally anymore because of some dumb music issues

I'm finnish and i've literally never heard about this before
our humour is literally the best in the world