Going over to friend's house to play vidya

>going over to friend's house to play vidya
>friend's parents start fighting

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>waiting for friend at his house
>his dad starts getting a little touchy feely with me

I had an Asian friend who's parents were always screaming at each other in mandarin.

A life lesson. Don't get married.

>make friend's house our home base to play vidya together every friday
>their mom always buys us pizza

My friend had a stepfather that was almost always drunk. Sometimes he could fall asleep on the floor naked in the middle of the day.

One time he came in naked and started talking nonsense while we were playing gamecube games. My friend had so much shame while it was happening and freaked out. His stepfather threatened to beat us up and throw us out. But his wife managed to calm him down.

Anyway. He's dead now from alcoholic lung disease.

Some people deserve to die.

>go over to friend's house
>friend's parents start having sex

>at a friend's house to play vidya
>his mum is super nice

>Hang out with crush
>she's a lesbian and brings her gf
>start arguing in front of you
>mfw
>pack my shit and leave.

every fucking time.

>age 8
>visit best friend
>parents are super cool, basically my second parents

>age 13
>keep visiting best friend
>parents slowly make distance

>age 16
>visit best friend
>parents star fighting

>age 17
>visit best friend like always
>parents are divorced

holy shit, stuff like that is depressing...

>Tfw dad is raping sister in the other room

>Friend loses his copy of Leaf Green in my house
>Give up looking for it, oh well
>Three years later, miraculously find it while cleaning my basement
>Decide to see what's on it
>His team is pretty basic except for two over-leveled Gyradoses, a male and a female, named after his parents
>Feel awkward, because his parents had a nasty divorce a year ago
>He always complained about his dad, and how he's not there anymore
>My dumbass kid brain decided that it was therefore logical to release the Dad Gyrados
>Release Gyrados
>Call friend
>Say I finally found his game
>He comes over with the biggest smile I have ever seem
>Hand him the gameboy
>He is estatic for a few minutes, then confused, then paniced, then mortified
>Ask if he's alright
>He looks up
>Tears running down his face
>"Where's Dad?"

We're not friends anymore

>Visit friend
>fuck her sister while he's busy playing
>fuck him as well sometimes
>He steals your shit when you're grown enough

>fuck HER sister while HE's busy playing
what did he mean by this?

oh fugg showing my inner spic, sorry querido user.

y'know how I can tell you're white?

literally the first time I ever heard of non-whites doing this shit

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long.

la creatura......

>friend comes over to my house to play vidya
>my parents start fighting. again.

this is why i didn't have friends over. parents always fighting. however
>go over to a friends house
>they are casually rude or disrespectful to their parents, don't say "yes sir" or "no ma'am"
>they don't get fucking beaten or punished in any way
>tfw all my friends parents love me more than their own children because i showed a modicum of respect and had manners

they weren't screaming at eachother thats just how mandarin is spoken

>each time user visits friend's house, the situation gets progressively worse

user, I don't know how to say this..

>go over to friend's house to play games
>his mom is a stipper
>had him when she was 14, so she's literally still in her 20s when we were in middle school
>she dresses in the early 2000s "low cut jeans with visible underwear and crop tops" style

EVERYONE wanted to fuck her. And yes, they were poor white trash.

What race are you? Because literally no white people talk to their parents like they're in the military.

>go to friends place
>steal his moms panties

fucking yanky

>go over to friends house
>There's an odd lack of yelling and arguing
thats how i figured out my house was 100% puerto rican

white but father was in the military and we lived on base for the first 5-6 years of my life lol

>go to friend's house to sleep over and play vidya
>wake his dad up in the middle of the night by being too loud
>he beats both our asses with a belt
Still jerk off to the memory, true story.

>sleeping over at friends house.
>parents are fighting
>father yells that he's going to kill me and his son.
>freak the fuck out.

>friends come over
>dad embarasses me about those dirty underwear some months back

nigga that shit's weird

but whatever

Should've told the cuck to try it.

>go to friend's house
>his mom is browsing Sup Forums
>calls us for help since she downloaded a jpg that took over her computer
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>go to friends house
>has Diablo demo disc
>"can I borrow this?"
>mom:"sorry, out PC is not virus enough"
>mfw

did you shitted in them, user?
pls respond

I have not pooped my pants since I was 1.5

But there was a time when I was like 10 that I hated showers and would wear the same underwear for like 5 days straight

do you happen to be from california or new york?

Did you have a sexual tension when he touched your ass back then?

>visit weird brown kid's house
>smells like spice heaven
>weird brown kid's mom is 9/10 Baabhabhiat
>treated like a king
>get fed like family
Amar, you were an alright guy.

i guess, but still every friend i visited would be a little shit to their parents
any person of authority in my life has always appreciated my manners as well tho one boss thought i was making fun of him until i cleared it up lol
now one of my friends has kids and they act like little possessed maniacs and while i love my little nephews sometimes they are mouthing off or screeching and all i can think is
boy
if you KNEW the pain that can come from a belt

im a schizoid neet though and everyone else is highly successful so i suppose not beating your kids may have a positive net effect

Oh no you didn't!

>go over to friend's house for sleep over with other friend
>friend's (let's call him tom) mother is out so his drunken chav father is watching us
>tom's father invites equally drunk chav friend to watch soccer.
>there is only one TV so no vidya for us
>when dinner time comes around tom's father and his mate who are really drunk by now try to order a pizza
>these two idiots can't figure out how to order a pizza if their life depended on it.
>they start to get angry
>tom starts to cry
>other friend and I try to hold in our laughter

Needless to say there were no more sleepovers at Tom's house

Just mostly fear, guilt, and a lot of pain. I was always weirdly interested in spanking though, at least since I was like 6.

I feel bad for Tom

>tfw no one takes your racebait

>going over to friends house to play vidya
>mother is a milf with huge tits
>go to toilet
>her bra is there
>wrap it around cock and jerk off
>blast whole load over bra
>put bra back
>leave toilet, she enters it right away
>OHSHITFF~.bat
>she finds it
>smiles at me
>go back to playing vidya with friend

I'm also a schizoid loser who was raised by a military dad. Do you think it's related in some way?

Was his mum worth a squirt?

>be 7
>go visit classmate overnight
>we have a fun time building a bedfort and trying to stay up all night and stuff
>suddenly he says "I hope dad doesn't come home, he would probably tear down our fort"
>didn't think much of it at the time
>many years later I find out his dad is an alcoholic and abused the fuck out of him
Feels bad man.

>"WELL MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED ACTING LIKE A BITCH, KAREN"
>"OOOOOHHH, SO NOW I'M THE BITCH? FUCK YOU, DAVE, YOU KNEW WHO I WAS BEFORE YOU MARRIED ME"
>"HA! YOU MEAN THE WOMAN THAT SUCKED MY FUCKNI' DICK TWICE A DAY?? WHAT HAPPENED TO HER, WHERE DID SHE GO??"
>"KEEP YOUR FUCKING VOICE DOWN, YOU KNOW user HAS HIS FRIEND OVER. YOU WANT THAT LITTLE SHIT TO GO HOME AND TELL HIS PARENTS OUR BUSINESS?"
>"LIKE I GIVE A FUCK! LET HIM, I'LL BEAT HIS FUCKING ASS IF HE DOES"
>suddenly loud as fuck banging on wall
>"HEY YOU LITTLE SHITS.. YOU STILL AWAKE?? GO TO FUCKIN' SLEEP AND STOP LISTENING TO YOUR BUSINESS"
>hard as fuck kick to the wall that makes us both jump
feel blessed that you anons didn't grow up in alabama

>Mom hung out with this weird guy and his kid after divorcing my dad when I was 5 or so
>At first they seem ok when I first meet them
>Kid has a PS1, so going over their apartment was always cool
>Then we go camping in the summer
>Start hearing the kids dad yelling at maybe 11pm
>Screaming at his son for something stupid
>slap his kid and punches him once
>Hear him sobbing for what seems like hours
>Terrified the whole time
>Didn't sleep the entire night, afraid he'd hit me next.


And my Mom was there the whole time. It took her a few more months to stop hanging out with the guy.

when im paranoid i worry that i was part of some fucked up undisclosed testing that the DOD does all the time

the logical explanation is that mental illness runs in the family and abuse likely exacerbates any latent chance- along with the stint of -take everything i can get my hands on, all the time, just to get out of my head- and suicide attempts
sometimes i find myself missing being gacked out on ambien or dxm every night. the spiders were friendly

anyway im not against the manners or having at least some sort of discipline in a kids life. theres a difference between spanking and beating, you know? and a difference between making sure your kid knows how to talk to adults/authority figures in a positive manner and backhanding them when they forget their 'sirs'.

Did you tell your dad?

Nah man, I always visited him. Not on those time gaps, more like every two weeks.

>over at friend's house
>like six people there
>everyone except my friend's younger brother I was also friends with and myself was outside smacking each other with sticks or some dumb shit
>his younger brother suddenly gets up and grabs my hand and tries to lead me upstairs, just saying "come"
>I say "come where?" and he practically starts fingering his ass in front of me
I kind of regret turning him down, he was really cute at the time and now he's really handsome and manly and looks like good boyfriend material.

Just tell him life sucks, he already knows anyway.

divorce rates in the nineties were significant. a quick google didn't get me race demo, but i imagine it was pretty high across the board.

>tell parents
>banned from hanging out with best friend ever again
no, I did not. sometimes you have to avoid snitching if it makes your life worse.

>13 years old
>think I'm awesome because I have a 15 year old friend
>play co-op vidya all the time
>have a sleepover in my house
>wake up to the sound of him fucking my Mom in the next room
>realise the only reason he was my 'friend' was because my whore Mom was on his dick all the time
>so beta I stay friends with him just to have a foot on the social ladder

Is there anything more beta than staring into your cereal bowl in the morning to ignore the fact that your friend just slapped your Mom's ass in front of you? I'd like to hear it.

it's actually true.
Mandarin doesn't use increasing volume or intensity to convey anger or excitement. They actually have sentence prefixes( or is it suffixes?) that actual convey that.

it's kinda like the Elcor in mass effect, how that prefix a sentence with their tone of voice, (like "Politely: greetings human, how can I help you?" Mandarin does essentially the same thing.

That's pretty hot honestly. It would be even better if he did the same thing to you.

>letting dude fuck your mom
would literally call the cops on them both and go live with my grandmother

>Friend is 27
>Friend doesn't take out the trash after his mom asks him to
>Dad comes home from work and mom mentions it
>fight begins with trash, evolves into everything friend is doing wrong
>IS THAT COMPUTER TELLING YOU TO BE LIKE THIS, SON?! IS THE DEVIL IN YOUR COMPUTER?!
Whew, the next day was an awkward breakfast

i don't live in Alabama. i lived more than a mile from any kids so i never had any friends. otherwise this would have happened to me for sure.

how are you not dead yet?

>take everything I can get my hands on, all the time, just to get out of my head
I just smoke a lot of fucking weed, do acid, and constantly surround myself with people and things to involve myself with. It helps pretty good until I'm alone.

He was black too. Now Im a cuck addicted to BLACKED.

(X) DOUBT

>not getting your dad to fight his dad so he can take Karen as your second mother so you can hang with your best friend all the time
You are a bad son.

>mom is constantly drunk
>always barging in on me and my friends saying some embarassing shit
>never bring girls over lest they be pestered
>one girl was hugged and had drunk breath shot in her face and was thanked for proving i wasnt gay
>other was only 10 years younger than my mother
>she feared what I'd grow into
>was only 15
What the fuck was a pedophile doing judging me? Also my mom bought us booze, so it kind of gave others a reason to hang out with me

Imagine a woman who marries a perpetually drunk chav and then pops out 3 kids and there's your answer

10/10

>parents force you to call them sir and ma'am

wtf

>staying over a friend's house at 27

Yes then?

you coward they were actually fighting because she wanted to have a threeway with you but her gf didn't want to share.

>a friend comes over to play vidya
>my parents start going apeshit and arguing over the most miniscule thing imaginable
>was pretty sensitive as a kid so I get visibly uncomfortable
>we somehow laugh through the obvious hostile tension those fuckers created
>we have "meh" amounts of awkward fun for the next 2 hours
>he goes home
>friend now reluctant to drop by

my childhood in a nutshell. fml

>Not playing drinking games with your bud from highschool and playing Vidya all night
Cozy af, I still bring his parents baked goods when he's out of town. They're like my second family.

She had a beautiful personality

See, the thing about respect is.

You don't ask for it, or you don't deserve it. Now, being respectful doesn't have to be forced, and if it's not, it's usually more effective.

I'm not that user, but I had similar experiences, because I somehow hung out with a lot of troubled bully cases, and their parents were astonished that someone that is same age as their son could actually behave like a human being.

>go over to friends house to play vidya
>his older sister comes home and beats the shit out of him for occupying tv

Well I didn't have to call my mom "ma'am" but I did have to call my dad "sir", at least sometimes. I do tend to call women ma'am though, especially older women. I think it's just a general effect of the whole being taught to respect people.