He killed thousands

He killed thousands...

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IT'S

BANE?

To save this 5

Am I the only one on this board who loved MP3 and replay it like once a year and have an amazing time?

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i have 200 hours in it

no game comes close

SKYLER

You're not alone. I love it.

Nah. I love the monologues in this too. The way he talks just exudes ruggedness

I was in a Max Payne thread. Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think off.

WITNESSED!!!

Finally, Max gets to save something

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

I think he kills about 3000 people in all the games.

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>yfw

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nah, fuck the faggots that didn't like it.
>muh unskipable cutscenes!
consolefags/toasters need not apply

It's great, I love replaying it

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>start from the beggining of a chapter
>long ass unskippable cutscene
>start in the middle of the chapter
>instantly loads with a small ingame cutscene of the last checkpoint

Literally the only good song from the entire game.

how could anyone be so wrong?
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The Airport Terminal is one of the best levels I ever played in an action game period.

If all of Max Payne 3 had been like that one stage it'd be GOAT.

>literally
theres that word again

Really hoping for a remaster like LA Noire, I got it on a steam sale so I never got to play the MP which is supposedly great

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Say what you want about Americans, but we understand Capitalism. You buy yourself a product, and you get what you pay for

Yes but they were BRs so no harm done

>that favela level with the police roaming the streets shooting niggers

Procrastination; one of the many contenders for my epitath. But if I didn't get to Giovanna soon, the Brancos would be writing hers tomorrow morning.

Thats fucking terrifying

>want to play as different version of max
>have to chose a specific mode to play instead of just being able to change playermodels

I just replayed it a couple weeks ago.
The best part is when you're in Fabricas Bronco cubicles, fighting all the commando dudes who burst in through the windows and skylights. Rockstar's cover system is pretty clunky but if you get really good with it and with rolling and shoot-dodging (w/o slo-mo, that's for pussies) it becomes such an intense, frantic shootout. I fucking love that shit

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the game had some godlike ambient music, and most if not all of them play over the actual shootout music perfectly. has any game ever done a soundtrack so well?

>MP3 isnt family shared
the fuck?

none of rockstar's games are

I don't get why Max was getting so pissed off about the whole organ thing

I play it sometimes. forced cutscenes ruin it for me though.

like seriously, even arcade mode... yes I know they tied loading to the scenes.

>I don't get why Max got pissed off

Drunk people hate glue

So people can sell their livers, their hearts, their eyeballs? You're insane, you sick fuck!

Going to play through the series soon.

Is it vital I play the first 2 before hand?

Just makes me want R* to give it another try but without all the cutscene and linear shit.
Chances are they never will though with GTAO/RDRO cashcows

absolutely

Every time I think about reinstalling it, I remember those unskippable cutscenes. Fuck that.

WELL AT LEAST I FUCKIN TRIED

to save no one..

to kill millions

They all run well on PC?

>Try to play Max Payne 3
>It drops to 20fps for no reason at all, even on the very lowest settings
Fuck this noise.

Yes. You should know Max's background before 3 as 3 doesn't really give the player a rundown of what's happened up to that point and a good chunk of time has passed since 2. Also 1 and 2 are solid tps games.

Not really, just reccomended since MP1 is still an amazing game. Fuck MP2 tho.

he saved giovanna though

HE KNOWS

Is there any other with a protagonist similar to Max?
I mean a depressed alcoholic.

MP1 has audio issues on PC, and requires a patch to fix. steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=945164243

2 and 3 run perfectly well, I actually recommend you play 3 on PC since it runs at 30 fps in like DX9 on console

Fathers life.

Evil Within.

Witnessed

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QUERO FAZER SEXO

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GIVE IT TO THEM GIVE IT TO THEM

It's dark in some places, but it's sunny everywhere else

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I am playing it now. The game is good, but there are too many short scenes that interrupt the game

>200 hours
>no game comes close

okay reddit

it just seemed like it irked him especially bad, like it really upset him.
I don't see whats the big deal, all those people were dumb kid criminals anyway and Max himself had killed an army of them. He was usually the one to shoot first too.

is there anyway to use two mods at the same time? like the elements of style with max payne on crack?

HEALTH's so good

WHAT DID YOU DO?

Hey what's your fucking problem man? The organ guys were helping clean up the streets

YOU'RE TURNING PEOPLE INTO GLUE

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>game opens with an unfocused monologue by depressed Max
>ends with silence, no monologue, the last line is the TV person saying "It's dark in some place but sunny everywhere else"
>Tears plays
>that shot of the sunset
>cut to black

Literally kino

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Did MP3 remind anyone else of Anthony bourdain? The game was pretty much an episode of no reservations, with witty voiceover lines included

God damn it

top zoz

>start game
>it's in the wrong resolution and everything is ugly and stretched
>4 minutes of Max drunkenly stumbling around his apartment like a retard
>try to skip the entire time
>STILL LOADING - STILL LOADING
Still loading what, the fucking main menu? I don't care who worked on the game. Don't force me to watch shitty opening credits to a videogame Rockstar!

On the wall of the beach bar, theres a framed quote in Portugese. Translated, it's along the lines of. "There is not astronger man than one that can accept his burdens and carry on."

The song, the scene, the whole level. Perfect.

Are you me?

Just have a failed marriage, which is nowadays easy as fuck and you will be that protagonist.

Watch_Dogs.

Aiden is angry and depressed about his Niece,

>Tfw they'll never make max payne 4 because they wouldn't make as much money as some shitty online game

could you blame?
the shooting in that game is so satisfying

Ethan from heavy rain?

Fo the last goddamn fucking time.
It doesn't matter how strong your machine is, they are literally unskipable you disgusting cunt.

3 was the end of max's story bro

Honestly, how many more people can Max kill at this point while emerging with no permanent injuries before he ceases to be a believable, human character?

>yes I know they tied loading to the scenes
They're not, even if your game is loaded, the game forces it upon you, seriously, try it, the "skip" button appears at a specific moment, always, no matter how strong your PC is.

On my first playthrough I loved it. Second time I tried I was forced to sit down and listen to every fucking cutscene on every chapter again. Nah nigga
You can put the game on a fucking SSD or whatever you want and still have to sit through them

i replay it every may

They could rip off that one punisher story.

The mob guy he leaves New York to escape from, digs up his Wifes & Daughters bones and Pisses on them, posting it to Youtube. Forcing Max to return home for one final night of Payne.

2 was really the end of the max payne we all know and love

probably alot

>he finds out a daughter he never knew he had got kidnapped by the government
>final mission
>white house, killing all the SS guards then the president

just an idea.

Yeah true 2 was the end but 3 managed to continue it and give max a decent ending

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