How do you do, fellow men?

How do you do, fellow men?

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Didn't realize she wasn't supposed to be a chick with a stupid haircut until they told me. Jenny Hale doesn't sound like a dude.

Disgusting, really. Should have just invented a blood ritual that can permanently change your sex but it comes with a high cost like sacrificing 10 or more beautiful pure women and vice versa.

>TFW you can't romance the ftm tranny and give her all natural testosterone injections
Bioware's shitlordery knows no bounds.

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I wish Krem had been a companion instead of Sara or Vivienne. He/she was pretty cool.

I wish Vivienne had more fucking dialog and interaction. I would've been all for snooty mage supremacist but she seemed the least developed of the companions so I took the gay wizard instead and tried to get him to sack up and embrace his gay evil wizardry.

>Qun is acceptable for likes of you Krem.
>Don't listen to Sten and Arishok.
>You can be anything you wanna be under the Qun.
>Trust me, as I'm Hissrad! (Translator's note: Hissrad means liar)

>Muslim standins lie and pretend they're down with degeneracy

Actually quite clever.

seriously
>Qun removes you from your parents for government education so they can better control every aspect of your life
> choose when you can go to the bathroom and how many times you shake your dick
>"lmao yeah just pick your gender lol"

BW cucks don't even know what trans is. Krem never transitioned or even wanna attempt to. It is just crossdresser chick with nazi haircut trying to pull SJW bs down your throat.

The qunari were like hardcore muslims in the first game and Sten literally asks you why you're trying to act like a man in a unique conversation when you play as a female. Worst retcon ever.

I'm sorry, what am I supposed to be outraged about this time? Sometimes you don't actually explain, Sup Forums.

Aren’t you dead?
Same with Iron Bull, I smiled when I killed his traitor ass in Trespasser.

>hfw penis inspection day

He looks like an American Chad

spit on him bruddas

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Neither do real FtM

I really hope this is canon

He also does same with both Leliana and Wynne. With Wynne this retcon looks even worse since it touches very thing Iron Bull bullshits to Krem that is acceptable. (to copy-pasta)
>Sten: Why are you here?
>Wynne: I beg your pardon?
>Sten: Women are artisans, or merchants. Or farmers, though you don't seem >particularly... earthy. They have no place in war.
>Wynne: I can't even begin to tell you what's wrong with that idea.
>Sten: It is not done. There is no more to it.
>Wynne: I do not understand. Do the Qunari have no female mages? No female warriors?
>Sten: Of course not. Why would our women wish to be men?
>Wynne: Do you believe I wish to be a man?
>Sten: You cannot wish to be a man. It will lead you only to frustration.
>Wynne: Hmm. I believe this discussion does the same. Let us speak no more of it, Sten.
>Sten: As you wish.

>we will never get a proper DA:4 set in Tevinter
Y live

>DA1, country destroying evil menace which is boring as shit but there's some politics and backstabbing and intrigue in the secondary storyline which is good
>DA2, super fucked up game in a lot of ways but best story of the series. Ignores epic bullshit and is primarily a story about normal dramatic shit happening
>DA3, DUDE GODS LMAO
>DA4, set up for DUDE EVEN OLDER GODS LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

The funny thing is people thought origins was babies first crpg or something when it came out, if only they could see the horrifying future of bioware

I just wanna be living Tevinter stereotype. Powerful mustache Magister that owns handful of elven slaves that he sacrifices for his blood rituals as he keks down the hallway and makes situation for everyone more worse then it already is.

>The funny thing is people thought origins was babies first crpg or something when it came out
Fake news. It didn't live up to the Infinity Engine games it aspired to, but it was still a step up for Bioware at the time. And it's still better than Pillars of Eternity, sadly.

>If Cass was even more bland, and just identified as a man.

And that's how we make Krem!

How come the Hawke family had huge titties? Was it the magic?

This, and backstabbing other magisters while rising through the ranks.
But oh boy we will probably we forced to play as a member of Dorian’s resistance squad of good guys

I honestly didn't give a shit about him or even noticed the bit-about-the-bits until Sup Forums memed it to the ground.
Honestly the Qun is awfully written, so I am unsure of why it would matter. There are far more glaring issues in the grand scheme of things, but I guess complaining about trannies is what drives Sup Forums's blood. Probably a hate/love relationship you got going.

Bioware cut blood magic and any ability to be evil in inquisition. You can be a mustache twirling edgelord that sacrifices a dozen elven slaves for +5 health boost in origins.

I mean, the plot of Inquisition is to be as much of a goody-two-shoes as imaginable so everyone sucks your cock, so it would have been a bit odd if you suddenly went around doing the literal opposite.

It’s the same in ME:A. You are forced to play as the most bland goody two shoes character

Vivienne is just there to power grab and shoot down your clumsy romantic attempts. I love when characters don't exist solely to orbit around the MC.

Why not be able to take power through force and fear?

She is so fucking sexy in that outfit with the mask on

Because you are a literal piece of garbage with no resources relying on politics and goodwill to even start up your campaign, and the messenger of Totally Not Female Jesus. If someone went around blowing up shit saying they are the messenger of Jesus, they would be blown down. Even at the peak of the DLC when the Inquisition is at their max "power", they are only a political power. Their manpower is nothing but deus ex machina by the will of the main character's all solving dick.

Being the damn "Herald of Andraste" was a mistake. Grey wardens can be good or evil and still save the world.

Imagine Sten returning home only to find in his absence that his entire culture has been retcond by the Maker and he is the only one who remembers how it were.

pillars gets way to fedora

>Best girl isn’t an option
A real shame considering how few options there are to begin with

Worst thing is that Qunari were the most interesting part of the setting.

Worst retcon ever, someone on staff was either a communist or a muslim

I hate how she mentions something like “what benefit would it give me for hooking up with you?”
Nigger bitch I am one of the current most powerful people in the world, what fuckig benefit does it give being a mistress to some dying old sack of irrelevant shit?

Her whole character is just about using you to get more power. That's all she cares about. She wants the circle back but only if she's in charge.

But wouldn’t it be of great benefit for her to become the inquisitor’s mistress and pull the strings by seducing him/her?

I hated that each ending was a variation of
>The Inquisition disbanded into a ragtag group
Where’s my
>Turn the Orlesian Empire into a puppet state, tell Ferelden to fuck off and begin conquering the world in an Exalted March

>DA2, super fucked up game in a lot of ways but best story of the series.

Hamburger Helper, just shut the fuck up, no one liked your game.

Maybe the inquisitor is too dangerous to play games with compared to some old noble

I’m sure it’s because you will be forced to play as a mr nice guy Tevinter or freed slave in the next game and have to join their Solas hunting faggot team

Said nobody ever.

I wonder if the beta orbiter cucks that try to widly rage about trannies and women remember that the whole business about Sten being ignorantly hard-headed and knowing nothing but fighting is a literal puppet show given Qunari society is ran by their priesthood of women, who label men only good for war but never for politics or anything brain-demanding.

I am assuming none of you has even paid attention to that, or even actually gives a shit about the Qun lore to begin with though, and just rage about minorities and women at earliest convenience by any given excuse.

>believing Bioware will even be around post-Anthem
Dragon Age is dead and, unfortunately, it's probably for the best

In every game past the first one they clearly are. Especially since the Black City mystery is ruined by “muh elven gods”

no age 30 cause suicide lel

As well as Flemeth. Most interesting character of series ruined with elven Gods faggotry.

Bringing her back in 2 already ruined her

>she

I haven't finished it but please tell me you can BTFO her because I don't like her at all.

Wait,what part of Black city mystery? You mean the old gods were the elven gods stuff?

Tevinter magisters were only able to get to the black city with the elven gods help

>Elon Musk fantasy drag-king

I honestly thought she is gonna be main big bad after seeing her again in 2nd saying that there is something she had to do now. Would have been hundreds time better over Coryfish and Ayy Lmao elven "God".

Sort of

He’s supposed to spread the good word even to those that will be hindered under the Qun, rather than prosper

Reminder that the Black City is going to be revealed to just be where the elf gods are locked up

C-can our glorious Magister enslave filthy elven Gods to rape and sacrifice for his blood ritual?

Corypheus saw an Empty throne because the Chantry is right and the Maker told them to suck it and left

So according to Corypheus' claim black city was already corrupted when he entered it.So all the things Chantry said about the second sin was a lie?

well corypheus is insane and nobody knows how old he really is so its impossible to know if he actually was an accolade to the original magisters that entered the black city

Say what you want about DA2, but the women looked like women

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Yes

>penis inspection day
Show me da wai

Which cucks romance her? I don't mean just fuck her and bie bie that is it, but cucks that actually go trough romancing her till end!

Anyone with taste.

>cuck detected

Rest of the girls in the game are trash and she is basically Esmeralda from Disney’s Hunchback

Is it really difficult to see why people like her?

The ending to the Trespasser DLC makes it clear that it be set in Tevinter. Don't expect it to be good.

No DA4 will be "muh Drumpf" expect an charismatic Archon wanting his Imperium to be great again.

There weren't really any good romance choices in DA2. Isabela was the best of the worst.

Anders: Fag
Fenris: Fag
Merrill: Half a fucking retard
Isabela: Slut, but body of a pornstar

If only DA:Inquisition had one love interest with the body of a pornstar it would have been infinitely better.

Cullen

Most of the women in that game used the same body type.

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One can see why one would for sure fuck her on their play.But actually going trough romance with her? At least as male...
>Hey look it is Zevran Lets do quickie in bush there.
>Game: Now you need to TELL Isabela not to cuck you.

Personally I only went trough full romance with her if I played female. Just romancing her with female does look better in comparison to male.

Then again I mostly played female Hawkes due romances in general sucking and male Hawke looked too retarded.

Gayder:
>I refuse to add female Qunari as romantic option as that is just pure fetishizing of Amazons which is extremely distasteful.

DA:I:
>Gives lesbo elf that DOES JUST THAT when it comes to female Qunari.
>Lets talk about Bull's bara tiddies.

Bioware should just die already, what a joke.

Pic related.

That would have been fucking brilliant, but modern day Bioware doesn't have the cojones to go through with it.

Gayder is such a faggot

If you're talking about banter, she has a lot of it with everyone. All the mages pretty much hate each other, and aren't afraid to tell one another. Well, except for Dorian who tries to get on Solas' good side all the time