ESA

Still: OoT
Later: Final Fantasy
thank you rpgfags

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Sup Forums, it's time to get real: you don't care about speedruns. I didn't see any SpeedGamesUnited threads, nor any RPGLimitBreak threads despite the fact they just finished a Tales of marathon two days ago. You just care about whatever event is going on that you can shitpost about. You just need that player cam in a corner don't you? Fucking faggots.

>10 dollars anonymous donation

Reminder to ignore shitposters and get comfy.

>stealing someone's post to use as early thread bait

Piss off m8

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Whoa, you're fucking smart, son. Go get you pulitzer prime, retarded.

its gonna be less because they arent laundering any money like GDQ

Oh, can you see my IP? Are you a mod? Wasn't aware you were capable of knowing if I wrote it or not.
>bait
It's the truth.

I wanna pet this bunny

>bawwww why won't anyone shitpost about my 12 hour long menuing

>He's fast

>he doesn't know

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What is your proudest achievement user?

i fucked your dad

There was Tales of Marathon few days ago? I was busy and forgot it :/

Running OoT sub 5 hours.

>speed run
>5 hours
This should be illegal

I ate 50 hard boiled eggs.

NO SPOILERS

I'm so glad they circled the funny part

please nerf

I want to FUCK Saria

Missed the entire event until now, what did I missed?

>speedrun: 5 hours
>normalrun: 45 hours

Yeah, sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

>runner doesn't know if money actually goes to save the children but wants people to donate anyway
ruh roh, has he just dropped them in it?

Wake me up when Chakan starts. That game tore my asshole so hard, I need revenge by proxy.

"no"

malon >>> ruto >>>>> zelda > saria

Pikmin 3 and a shit LBP run. That's it

>no trannies
>nice eu garls

Please do not open pic or you will feel sad.

It's obviously impressive but anything over 2 hours in a marathon event is basically unwatchable

>haha p-penis

so this is famous english banter

>Autistic Grannies Dilate Quick

>Finished making my double fried spicy Korean chicken
>Finished eating it
>Had a long shower
>Finished my hipster iced coffee
>This run is still going on

Why are OoT 100% runs so fucking boring?

How many times did you dilate, Proto?

At least you're filling the time with nice things.

RUN RUINED

Because you've never actually attempted the run. OOT 100% is to speedrunners as the Aristocrats joke is to comedians.

Do I smell nuggets?

I know, but that's what was chosen for the event. As a viewers we cannot change much. At least let's wait for other good runs.

>double fried spicy Korean chicken
elaborate

I'm happy at least one hour a day.

What's your secret?

Is 100% gllty? Looks like her but i'm not entirely sure

I do things I enjoy

I tried to kill myself by strangulation even before my own birth

>doing enjoyable things

Guys? The speedrun?

ESA IS GOING ON; WHAT THE FUCK ?=??

I mained Brianna Wu until she died

ESA Winter. They normally go to Dreamhack but decided it took the same amount of effort so they may as well just have a new event without all the noise going on.

I hate looking at shit like this because I need a god damned AD&D gold box code wheel to figure out the chronological order of the posts.

You would have loved the 8 hour Crash Bash run that went I think several hours over estimate.

It's been pretty boring so far. Hopefully it'll pick up after Final Fantasy.

You should try autoerotic asphyxiation dawg. It's to die for. Just make sure to keep a knife or a scissor handy just incase.

>lose consciousness
>it's a good thing I kept some scissors nearby so my unconscious body can cut itself loose

how about you choke me a bit with your meat stick user-kun~

normal people can handle a little squeezing
not my fsult you're a soyboy that faints as soon as they feel a little out of air

FIVE HOURS!

youtube.com/watch?v=oqeoOph7Lts

I pretty much just used this. Tasted realy great too. Maangchi is great for stuff like this.

GUYS, THE SPEEDRUN.

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What speedrun?

I'm here to erp, not to watch autists play games fast

They've already raised 2k? Isn't this record breaking for them?

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>stops himself saying "shit"
>but still says "twat"

I.... guess? It's there first winter event.
Summer raised like 80k

news flash: Sup Forums is normalfag as fuck more at 11

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Nothing made my boner stiffer than finding out Nanachi's sex is legitimately unknown and wasn't female like EVERYONE thought.
Uncut bunnymonster shota dick ahoy, woo woo

how come theres so few viewers? its not like going to break 10k?

did the black guy in the black leave or did he blend in with the shadows?

twat's not a swear word in the free world. It's just considered vulgar.

Thanks, I'll check it out.

didn't it hit 15k last year?

>no trannies
>half-day speedrun game
>boring players

Hope it gets better tonight.

SpeedGamesUnited had like 200 viewers, are you surprised no one noticed?

An unfunny meme?

>has been going all day
>only up to $2k
what are they even doing differently from AGDQ?

New chapter confirmed she's worst girl, keep your dumb bun.

not marketing as well

BLUE HAIR
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Well these guys aren't laundering money and I don't think they have any big corporate sponsors like AGDQ has but I could be wrong about that part.

Not scamming people and laundering money?

Real girls on cam

Advertising? Speaking for myself I only learned it was this weekend a few hours ago

S-stop spoilers

not laundering money for starters

post them I'm watching dota

I'm a flexible guy, there's more cuties to like than -just- Nanachi
He's still a super cute bun either way

>tfw no doting maangchi neighbour to keep you well fed

Also don't tell me the blue hair on cam is that blonde lass from last year

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It is Sayvi, yes.

The snack is my winky.

la goblina..

cute blue girl eating popcorn