You guys pre-ordered the new God Of War game?

You guys pre-ordered the new God Of War game?

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GORRO MASCARA DE CREATURA

El monstruo enmascarado...

>gorro mascara
Can I see through it?

typical god of war fan right there

la kratura

I know people in chile that will unironically buy this shit and MP the photos of their oh so great purchase

El Dios de la guerra

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

I should give buy one for my wife's son.

I actually laughed at that picture. What an absolutely retarded invention.

>.cl
I fucking hate my country

good to see that sony wojak wearing a beanie is still accurate
I mean, second son was 4 years ago

>Nicest Guy You've Ever Met
>TWISTED FUCKING PSYCHOPATH

Thats a cool combination for those dumbass face warmers to cosplay nu-kratos

CHILE

ES

BLANCO

CARAJO

i hope they do, this fucking thing looks hysterical

DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSES

>Look in the mirror to see how cool you look as motherfucking Kratos himself
>Can't see shit because there's a hat covering your eyes

Flaytes will all use this

just be sure to check normie book for good reactions

Is that hat made out of rubber?

Why are beards associated with numales? I feel like this is coming from a bunch of soyboys who can't grow beards themselves.

What a time to be alive.

>chile is literally more white than america

mascara de kratos...

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

Would you rather be balding with a beard, or absolute 0 facial hair but plenty of hair?

Ungroomed and unshaved beards are traits of not giving a crap about your appearance

1 if I have a weak jaw 2 if I have a good jaw

facial hair is disgusting on 90% of men unless it's good enough to have a full on wizard beard. Anything else is just gross pubic hair

>absolute 0 facial hair but plenty of hair
hairlets are pathetic.

tell me about Kratos why does he wear the beanie?

LA CREATURA BLANCA

>hey, we should make a badass flag bow that we are a new country
>my dudebro, I saw this american state flag in a book...
>that one with the bear? I like that, but we should change it to republic of chile
>no no, I'm talking about the Texas flag, the bear one would be too obvious

el chico del soja...

ODIN! WHERE IS MY WIFE'S SON!!!

>dbs is finally ending

but chile existed some years before texas

nice reading comprehension you retarded redditor

You bitch, I have a goatee on each shoulder, and a platypus in my chest. Stop drinking soy.

>Tfw didn't watch a single episode.
Feels good.

i can read buddy, but you're a soy boy if you think wizard beards are the only good beards. and your post confirms that since you used the typical soy boy response.

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Chilean flag is older desu

>19XX
>Dragon Ball AF is a joke

>2018
>Dragon Ball AF is real

enough

Argentina is more white than europe, whats your point?

CHILE LLEGO PRIMERO, TEXANO DE MIERDA!

ayyy dios mios

haha im not gay guys

>Argentina
>white

elpendejoculiao

Don't worry, user, I laughed

Does your wife's son come included or do you need to purchase him separately?

I'M NOT GAY... SEE
>pulls down mask

Condorito was fucking kino, is it from chile?

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>.CL
A dónde están mis weones

yeah he is

el hombre de la soya

Dale mi amigo, empieza con el story time.

Silly you. In the year 4018 AD chileans got fed up with the constant shitposting about their obvious plagiarism, and they sent a guy back in time to give the old Chileans this flag idea before Texas adopted it.

>Condorito (Little Condor in Spanish) is a Chilean comic book and comic strip that features an anthropomorphic condor living in a fictitious town named Pelotillehue—a typical small Chilean provincial town. He is meant to be a representation of the Chilean people.

>In the year 4018 AD chileans
chile still exists? nice, so we didnt get fucked by the caribbeans

>what your average chilean thinks they look like
>vs what they actually look like

God of Soy

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>xp
what the fuck
happened to my red orbs

Chile invaded more and more coasts. In 3288 they achieve the monopoly of south american coast land. In 3388 they buy a hundred kilometers of coast land in Africa.

Too videogamey.

WHAT
THE
FUCK

>youtube.com/watch?v=2K5pQcCvJPg

>"RAAAAAAAAAWWWRRR WHEREEEEE ISSSSS MYYYY-"

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Looks god awful

la pelicula...

I think you should ask what happened to the boss fights instead

>Chileans got so jelly of Brazil because of Zé Carioca that they decided to make one themselves

S P A C E
C H I C K E N

ungroomed, untrimmed beards as well as balding

Something about the hats makes them look like foreskins.

They said it was too "videogamey" and would distract from the overall narrative.

Can't wait to rob the liquor store wearing this,

Screenshot my post

la creatura...

so where's the problem ? this is fucking great

What the fuck? when i was growing up i would read it but how the fuck could they expect to make a movie every story was like one page long or less.

Never knew that Raimi worked on Chile too.

Le Jamal, you must honour your ancestors. You must rob liquor stores with pantyhose masks, like your father and your grandfather.

>American education
LA creatura. ...

We are doing it for you you fucking retards. The game franchise you loved has become a TLoU clone and instead of voicing your complain, you eat their shit up. As if there aren't enough cinematic third person games on the Playstation, they even turned the only mainstream-accessible hack and slash game into yet another one of those cinematic experiences. THIS is the reason why we hate the new ''kratos''. We hate everything that he represents and we hate you for accepting what sony is doing with the IP.
You see, the SHIT nintendo got for Skyward Sword, the infinite complains and hate they got for that piece of shit of a game, got us BotW. Complaining, or rather having an opinion and being critical (there were you have to) about things you like, can actually bring change and improvement. Again, being ''mad'' and ''angry'' saved us from skyward sword 2, DmC 2 and countless other shit.

Is wall-e pixar? Did people like that movie?

what is that webm from

>White man trying to be a black man

That's now how it works lmao bruh look at that weak ass chin and those girly lips. Fuck man bring old kratos back.

el dios caido...

El espermatozoide extinguido

What's with this la random spanish word... shit?

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>K
>I
>N
>O

Sup Forums meme

>It will be replaced with Dragonball Ultra

Norm Macdonald Live, that specific WebM is from the episode they have Kevin Nealon as a guest.

I'd wear that if it didn't have GOD OF WAR (TM) on the side in huge letters

Sup Forums meme*