Hey guys! Just dropping by to remind you that I've never had a good game!

Hey guys! Just dropping by to remind you that I've never had a good game!

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>sonic 1-3 and cd
>mania
>heroes
>unleashed
>advance and rush games
>adventure games despite their flaws

Mania was "a good game"
Maybe not the best in the world but good

>look how I share a pic making fun of le funny bad animation and share the opinion of my favorite youtubre!!!!!! Can i fit now?

The majority of 2D games are good, some of the 3D games are okay, and the racing games made by Sumo Digital are great.

>running at high speeds
>going to fast to see anything in front of you
>here's a random enemy or set of spikes LOL!

It's shit.

Only retards have this problem outside of very specific games like Advance 2 or 3, or Rush.

COOL

>i have no reaction time
Guess you take the bus alot

>liking a game where control is regularly taken from you because GOTTA GO FAST, except WHOOPS!!! *random enemy blocks your path*

Truly, this is greatness.

this argument has been debunked dozens, maybe even hundreds of times in this board alone

Sonic heroes was fun. Megacollection+ as well, even if it was not a "new" game itself

>Playing the game blind
>Running at high speeds
>Reacting to things fine & taking advantage of how spinning protects you from most hazards with the level design being great
>Only died twice in my original blind run with 40+ lives & not using Super Sonic
It's fine.

Sonic Generations

>Heroes
>Adventure
>Rush
I'll let Unleashed slide because it's 40% good, but come on.

so OP is right

Things that never happen for 500

Sonic Adventure

Adventures 2 because of Chao world

HAHAHAHA
IT'S ALMOST LIKE PEOPLE DISLIKE AND LIKE DIFFERENT THINGS

Only literal fucking autistic retards play Sonic and complain that they "Hit stuff"

Get some god damn reaction time and slow down at the right moments you mongoloid retard.

I-It can't be! Sup Forums tells everyone what to hate and what to not hate as much!

What kills me is that these morons act so fucking god damn smug about it too. Like they're fucking experts on why Sonic is shit because they can't play it without hitting stuff.

And you've never made a good thread. Quite a bit in common with the blue blur, OP.

A HURRRR
I HIT DA BUTTON AND HE GOES TO DA RIGHT
HE SO FAST
I HIT STUFFFF

HURRRR
IT SHIT GAME
ME HIT STUFF
ME RUN RIGHT AND HIT STUFF
ME HIT ENEMY WHEN RUNIN ME DIE

GAME MAKE ME SLOW DOWN
BUT GAME SAY GOTTA GO FAST???

DURRR SHIT GAME

Have you seen that retards review who basically says Sonic Mania is shit because it has lives and a time limit and he basically complains he can't take his time and has to worry about hitting stuff

No link it. This sounds good

Sounds familiar, but that could just be because I've seen the same retarded complaints about Sonic about a million times.
Post it.

Wasn't that the Polygon review?

ENJOY
Prepare to rage.

youtube.com/watch?v=-dG1sK4fXDY

>being this mad that he's right

>This review is not for people who grew up playing original Sonic games or anyone who considers themselves a fan of retro Sonic
>if nostalgia is what's driving you to play this game, you'll enjoy it whatever it's fault, and don't need to watch this video in the first place

>he's
>implying you aren't him

Soni 3 was good, but that like 1995 or something and sonic team hasnt put out anything objectively good since. Its about time there was a new generation of fast paced 2D kiddy platformers

Remember this?
youtube.com/watch?v=OkmMCjYKvaQ
>Green Hill Zone from Sonic 2

If he's correct, it's a personal problem with his poorly functioning brain.
All I'm saying in the post you quoted is that this problem is limited to retards. There is no inconsistency or error with my statement.

This guy is literally brain dead.

SA1 > 2

DIMPS did a good job though.

Colors, CD, 1, 2, 3+Knuckles, Generations, Mania, and Smash are all shit, amirite?

>Bing_____
>Bing_____
>Cardboard

>Shameful samefagging
Sad!

>and Smash are all shit, amirite?
As in Brawl? Yeah. 4 too.

I would argue that Colors is shit.

lmfao

PEOPLE PAY THAT GUY 300 DOLLARS A MONTH?

WHAT THE FUCK

>Sonic Riders

freedom planet will never get as big as sonic did in the 90's. Bear in mind its a completely different environment and this new generation seems far more interested in guns and killing people rather than cutesy animal characters that run really fast. Still a damn good game tho

>Rush
>Bad

I mean, sure they're nothing like the Genesis games, but Rush is boost gameplay and that soundtrack!
>THAT fucking SOUNDTRACK

Boostshit was never good.

>heroes
nigga you were so close. literally only had to put colors there instead and you'd have been golden

What a fucking retard. Eat shit, Turbo.

I can't understand his complain about dying from time over. He compares it to a system where you just die randomly, and says that would be the same thing.
What the fuck is he talking about?

He's so fucking bad at this game..
Holy...
Shit.

Dude Colors is the best one IMO, but you do you. I know it has some flaws.
But Klonoa is better then all of them.

>get BTFO
>s-samefag! haha! t-that'll s-show him haha...

I agree. I love Earthbound’s Sample-Heavy soundtrack, and that’s why I love Rush’s.

Really interested to see how I feel about the Adventure games now. Just recently unboxed my Dreamcast and games. About to play SA1 and then go to SA2. Expecting it to be rough.

To be fair there was Green Hills in the MS and GG versions

>that voice

Sumo digital kart game will be good, shame that its only sonic characters maybe
.
metro.co.uk/2018/02/20/sonic-stars-racing-3-game-development-claim-rumours-7327046/

>sonic 1 & 2
>a whole other bunch of trash
(you)
only becuz it was classic sonic
git gud u casual baby
underage like him woudlnt know
>Sonic heroes was fun
ahahahahahahaha
?
>v is 1 person
>Soni 3 was good
not really
sa1 is literally sanic 06
nigger u cant be serious

>I'm just dropping by to let you know...

I actually like every Smash game for different reasons each

He's consistently mixing up "left" and "right".
Are we sure this guy doesn't just legit have brain damage?

FUCK. Meant to say boost gameplay DONE RIGHT.

Anyways: m.youtube.com/watch?t=150s&v=LAaAeI-2x_8

Weirdly awesome rendition of that eggman theme. but it works so well as a final boss song.

>a whole bunch of other trash
ARE YOU FUCKING CALLING SMASH TRASH GO BACK TO COD

>nu-Sonic distorted to look like 1999 Sonic
Fucking why?

>seems far more interested in guns and killing people

This is depressingly accurate, and makes me feel old.

The only good thing about that video is that Mumkey commented on it.
Fack, he’s a Sonic hater too. At least he likes other stuff that I like!

Sonic Generations was pretty good.

only good sonic games in that list are 1 & 2. the rest goes into the trash
colors is literally unleashed but without the werehog bullshit
nice blog
>being this much of a soytendo cuck
see above
becuz adventurefags hav no shame

Sonic team has no fucking idea what they are doing, or have you not been paying attention for the past 20 years

Yessssss

This has been the case for a while. Nothin new.

I, a random user like you, agree.
Sonic was always bad

Go back to CoD you Eggy 12 year old

But neither of those shitty MK ripoffs were good in the slightest?

YASSSSSS

Hey, add some more useless mass replies.

>soytendo cuck
Wtf does that mean? And hey, I was just expressing my opinion.

Transformed was good

It really wasn't.

It means he's retarded and that he'll also probably keep shitting up the website.

I swear, you retards will reply to anything.

kek only classic stages
this. the physics were too floaty
u know what it means, u miyamoto cock gobbling soiboi
this
im just talking about vidya, same as the rest of u
>having opinions is retarded
pot calling the kettle black
>407472591
(you)

Is it just me, or does Sup Forums not use that banner anymore?

The idea behind sonic games as a whole is fundamentally broken.

t. mario

>meta discussion

But Mario is legitimately the only good platformer series?

any more renders of modern sonic doing stupid sonic adventure faces?

Sonic 1 is not very good compared to 2 and 3K.

...

I legit never understood that inverted control complaint. Sure it may confuse you the first time, but like, after that it should be blantantly obvious that when you are inverted the controls are inverted.

This isn't the fucking Silent Hill piano puzzle, it's simple as fuck.

SONIC HEEROOOOOEEEESS
(sonic heerooooeeeess)
BIND YOU
CONFINE YOU
DEFYING YOUR REIGN

...

>Game is about being fast as fuck
>Has platforming elements that force you to go slow

>colors is literally unleashed but without the werehog bullshit
Fuck no.
Unleashed's daytime stages are much faster, more challenging, mostly 3D, have more complex controls (drift and sidestep not limited to special sections with a big icon that pops up to tell you can do it), less blocky level design, don't have wisp bullshit, etc.

Just look at this: youtube.com/watch?v=B6PbNxI4vTc
Look at how much of the stage is literally just holding forward or occasionally doing a mundane task like quickstepping to avoid a laser, while what is essentially just a cutscene plays out.
Look at how slow and blocky the 2D sections are, even when played about as fast as possible like in this video.
Where is there any comparison to Unleashed to be made here?

Also, everything after Act 1 in any Colors world is complete garbage. Just a bunch of terrible gimmick stages.

there all shit