If a Nintendo direct doesn't happen by the end of March I'm selling this

If a Nintendo direct doesn't happen by the end of March I'm selling this.

...and why should we care about your decisions?

Are we supposed to give a fuck?

I seriously am going to sell my Switch is Animal Crossing doesnt get announced in the next 2 months

Switch owner here, I care.

Your loss. Hacks are coming later this year.

Apologize for your sins by buying a PS4

So you'll miss Pokemon and Metroid Prime during the Holidays? Bad move Tyronne

>Pokemon and Metroid Prime during the Holidays?
*in 2019

I'm so FUCKING tired of the Noysoytendo Swit-on-my-ass-and-watch-my-wife-getting-fucked-by-Jamal-ch. Sell it while you can, it's only going to go downhill from here.

If you literally remove 1 letter from Sony, it becomes Soy.

bro.... O_o

...

I have both. Im actually thinking of selling my Switch and getting a PS4 pro though because my normal PS4 is so dusty and slow

And so... it begins. The grear SoYn times.

Do it

Okay.

>Buying a console in the first year.

>I'm so FUCKING tired of the Noysoytendo Swit-on-my-ass-and-watch-my-wife-getting-fucked-by-Jamal-ch.
You were saying?

I'm selling mine if animal crossing doesn't get announced within the next few months.

Sell them all and build a PC that you can afford.

I'm not :)

You're an easy consumer

I too am anxiously waiting for a proper nintendo direct

Look at all them low quality multiplats

portability :)

Literally 2 exclusives, Wii U ports, Indie shit and shitty versions of multiplats.

>3 hour battery
;)

Portability is an excuse, not a reason.

Not even maybe if you turn off wifi and lower the brightness all the way.

SEETHING

and, you know, be playing a demanding 3d game like Zelda. Besides, you can charge it while playing and it uses a usbC port. Totally portable.

2 exclusives the first year is pretty good for today’s standards

How's that worms game?

That neck beard mii tho

Why do people buy consoles that are less than 2 years old and then sell them off because they aren't getting games every other week? I mean fuck, it took the PS4 3 years to have a steady release schedule worth any fucks.

You cared enough to reply.

>HURR LOOK AT ME!
>"fuck you"
>YOU REPLIED EPIC WIN!

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this

How much of a no-life sperg do you have to be to go outside and still want to play games? Do you have NOTHING in life to do? Is playing games all you think about 24/7? grow the fuck up.

Where exaclty do you play "on the go"? the only time i actually used my 3DS outside my house was when i stayed at my gf's house.

Do you sit on a park and try to play while not seeing shit due to the bright sun reflecting on the screen?
Do you... walk the streets while watching a screen?
Do you actually go on a train/airplane and whip out your bing bing wahoo machine like the mega sperg you are?


Let's be fucking real for a moment, the only genre that works on handhelds is turn based JRPGs, and handhelds were great because it allowed low budget AAA jrpgs to exist last gen.

But Mario Kart, Spelunky, Smash, Luigi's Mansion Kid Icarus, all of them would objetively play better on a PC/home console.

No, playing while you take a shit does not outtweight a tiny low resolution screen & handcramps.

You're just too attached to the piece of shit concept of "on the go", lmao, you don't even fucking play "on the go", you're just a fucking subhuman retard.

Nice fucking bait kiddo, kill yourself.

Wait til E3. It will be announced there.

lol who the fuck takes their Switch outside? Portability means being able to play in any room of the house. No longer must you stop your game because your mother wants to hold her weekly gangbang in the room with the only TV.

This pasta has potential

Nah... too long.
I don't think it will stick long enough before it falls into oblivion. Unless maybe it finds a very memorable picture to go with it.

>not joining in on your mom's weekly gangbang
Get a load of this loser

>so angry he write a fucking article
>"Nice fucking bait kiddo, kill yourself."
Remind me of this hentai where a girl is forced to fuck an ugly bastard to save her sister.

I think it's a little too specific to get much traction in the mainstream, but it'll definitely find a niche in switch threads

it seems one side is desperately trying to make name stick to the other. I remember the Pii Poo and Sonygers shit but this feels stupider.