Why are slavs the only ones making the good games? Why does the rest of the world suck so much at making games

Why are slavs the only ones making the good games? Why does the rest of the world suck so much at making games.

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Let's be honest here

Arma 2 and dying light are great though

Japs are the masterrace of hardware and software, sorry OP.

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>Witcher 3 instead of 1

Underage, please.

Naaaah

because they don't know how to scale back scope to meet their budget and time constraints. it produces a lot of rough games but ones that are usually much more interesting then the polished turds the majority of the industry makes.

My kind of games!

That's clearly a finn

This

Sminem is 100% pure eastern European phenotype

Yes yes, west and east slavs make some games. HOWEVER what the fuck have south slavs done?

I don't know what countries any of those flags belong to.

Everything Croteam, but I think that might be it

You forgot Silent Storm and Blitzkrieg. And Evil Islands. And Rage of Mages.

looks like a generic oblivion character

Westerners don't play such classics comrade. They didn't even appreciate Parkan, the dirty peasants

Westerners apparently only care about games that are restlessly shilled and shoved right into their faces, only to complain about it later, but the irony is that without aggressive marketing, none of them would even know those games exist.

slovakia, indonesia and sweden

56 percenter detected

Serious Sam is good enough to redeem the entire Balkans. Talos Principle was pretty good too.

Sweden, Finland, Denmark

Are you retarded or just stupid?

russia, china, estonia

in clearly norway, denmark and swede in that order, everyone knows that finlands flag is blue and white

I'm Anglo.

Slovenia, Sloviria and Slovobia

>Call of Juarez is bad
I will fight you nigger

>the best one STILL not posted
This board is full of plebs, I swear

Arstotzka, Kolechia and Republia

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I don't like any of those games.

Where is euro truck simulator??

Stuck in traffic.

>those
>good games

Can't they do anything that isn't medieval fantasy shit or radioactive wastelands?

Call of Juarez seems to be the only original thing in there.

You are an another one.

slavs are absolutely obsessed with fantasy

Their publishers aren't completely parasitic companies run by souless company men that wouldn't know a good game it it came and hit them in the face.

Escapism

>these clunky janky games with forgettable story and characters with unsatisfying gameplay is good

Why did you put Clear Sky instead of Call of Prypiat?

>no Original War
>Mafia 2 is there while Mafia 1 isn't
>Mafia 3 exists
Tommy died for this.

Space Rangers is in this very thread.

I need some slav SRPG or something similar to play on potato computer and only 1 hand
Any ideas?

ArmA III was good you absolute faggot

One word
Gothic

Ahem

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>No Mafia1
>No Men of War
>No Serious Sam 1 & 2

Even unfinished games like Witcher 2 and Pathologic are better than most of western shit.

It is made by germans. Also aged really badly, especially controls.

Knightshift>Warcraft 3

Nope, only when using ladders.
It aged better than Morrowind, looks better too.

Play Original War.
>best RTS campaign there is
>can be slowed down or even paused - playable with one hand
>actual choices that affect story and chances of survival of your men and waifus (some of them get emotional if their buddy dies) so you feel like an actual commander
>plenty of great characters you won't want to lose
>basically more hardcore slav Stargate
>can download more campaigns because mods or get raped by polish pros in multiplayer
It's one of those unique games you can't classify so if you liked it and want more you are fucked because nothing even remotely similar to it will be made ever again. I can't shill this game enough.

When i try to move left or right, character feels like he is a train on fucking rails. I completed the game when i was in school, and now i have no idea how i did it. I'm completely okay with aged graphics, but this control fucking kills me.

>making good games
Most of those games are 5+ years old and/or janky shit. The biggest meme on this board is eastern European game development.

Czech republicans are German tier Europeans though.

Use the mouse nigger.
I have completed the game countless times, replaying it now.

Japs can be good when not pandering to weebs.

thank you for the recommendations, it's actually impossible for a Westerner to come upon these games by accident unless we just trawl everything ever released within a specific genre

Parkan looks awesome

That was the most fun I ever had online. met a bunch of crazy Australian firefighters. I miss it.

>Any of those games
>Good

>German tier
>traveling through CR
>this big ass billboard with some smug politician photo and "Say no to Islamization" written all over it
Their college students went to streets to tell Merkel to fuck when she was visiting from what I've heard.

>russian game dev is still balls deep in social media gaming
>IPL are the only ones actually trying to do shit
Return me back to the glory days of Space Rangers 2 pls.

my nigger

Same. Randomly fell in with a squad filled with Puerto Ricans from NYC.

Because your tastes are not mainstream and those devs cater to a profitable niche.
Not that hard to get really. Ya dumb ass queermo. Fuck kind of faggot whine about not being part of mainstream without ever realizing that that is what they are trying to say? fucking dumb asses i swear.

Is it a decent slav game?

stay away at all costs

Based Tomio Okamura

Is his name really Tomio Okamura? innocent pelson

It will be when they nerf high-tier armor and improve networking

Is it a cashgrab? Are there non-cosmetic microtransactions? Does it have good shooting mechanic?

Small groups with lots of talent don't have executives breathing down their neck about what to put in and take out

Stalker is fucking garbage without mods, kiddo.

Japan makes good games that don't feel like garbage to play as a bonus.

>grorious JRPG
>but it's actually not an RPG at all
No.

Motherfucker even scratched out Mafia 2

Yup

There's no microtransactions and shooting mechanics are godlike.
HOWEVER the netcode sucks major dick, so don't buy it now and wait until release.

>nerf high-tier armor
just shoot in the legs dude

>Czechfags have a fucking chad samurai defending them from invasion
>meanwhile in Germany
lmao

>still no indie game better than Hammerfight

Serious Sam, Talos Principle and Underrail

because they are the people who shall inherit the earth. They're simply the best humans.

Holy FUCK I actually remember this

say what you want but she's the best Germany has ever had.

He's making a sequel, you know. But with guns.
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It looks gorgeous, but it'll most probably be a major pain in the ass to play. Just look at this global map!

Muslims fear the slavmurai

>Germany's finest is a Shillary knock-off
Depressing.

>you will witness czech shogunate in your lifetime

Hope he'll make Prague great again because it looks like shit. There was a fucking heroin addict getting his fix near one of their historical buildings.

What the fuck is going on in this video.

>give Mafia to American dev team
>WE WUZ MAFIA AND SHIIEEEEEEET
>nigress with big afro = diversity

It's almost like they're the only part of the world outside of Japan not infested with SJW shit.

What about this slav autism simulator?