Metal Gear Survive

Surprise, it's shit

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>kojimadrones can't even bomb a score to 1

I'm just happy to see MGS finally die.

you dont deserve a thread with an OP that faggoty.

why is drk so bad?

Wow no one predicted that the game which the majority of retards hate without even watching trailers or playing the game would get bad user scores wow this is shocking.

>metacritic suddenly matters

Should be zero to compensate for all those over 4 ratings the rest of these MGS turds got.
This franchise has poluted the industyr really badly with the muh cinematic shit.

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No one cares user, the game is selling amazingly.

Review bomb all you like.

Apologize!

>Tonight's top story: Sup Forums says a game is shit

>doesn't backstab zombies
>doesn't know you can craft revive pills
>does shit unprepared
>"SIGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Autistic rote memorization that makes him decent at the earlier linear games in the series doesn't carry over to these types of games

>Surprise, it's shit
>based on user score

fucking kojimads kek

first open world, now zombies, what meme will they fall for next?

>Selling amazingly
Below a week old game
Above LITERAL WHO game

>local sellers
Not really, and only on PC.
On consoles it has bombed.

>almost out of the top 100 on PSN
>no sight of it on top 100 on Amazon PS4 products

We all know PC cuckold sales can not save a game, so it feels good to know the franchise is over.

The cinematography of MGS was never an issue, the games played amazingly well always.

You're just a faggot piece of shit.

Stop watching shitty news channels because everyone knows that tonight's top story is "Sup Forums likes a game because streamers hate it"

I would probably have bought this if the idiots didn't lock the single player with online connection

I heard something about some emergency offline mode but no one knows anything

>user score
>kojimadrones

Repost from last thread.
I am fairly interested, but the amount this was shilled on Sup Forums pissed me off. Looks relatively fun and I liked TPP, but the blatant cashgrab techniques Konami used really put me off.

Refunded!

Considering they are years late, since it's 2018 and they fell for the zombie survival meme, I think the next MGS is going to be an Overwatch clone with MGS characters, overpriced skins and the only post-launch content will be more skins so that people buy loot boxes.

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It only matters when my agenda fits.

>Caring about sales on the normie box
Top fucking kek

WHERES THE ENDING GODFUCKINDAMITTTTTT

can't wait for MG Battle Royale in 2025

Battle royale

No shit, it's from Konami. It's a given at this point.

Don't spam, its against the rules.

No, I mean the obnoxious focus MGS has on the story and how it leaves gameplay in the background.
For doing this, the franchise must die, which it will after this turd.
The worst part is that, when they tried paying attention to gameplay, they came up with some shitty Ubisoft-esque open world grindfest with one of the emptiest open worlds ever.

It's obvious no one who has ever worked on MGS has ever played a videogame.

>Surprise
nope

>I made shitty games like konami too but you have to suck my dick because fanboys do
Fuck off.

this. also, debt stranding will be the end of kojima.

well konamicucks keep inflating it

Spoil the story already

OHN has a good point about the constant AI reminding you that you're hungry/thirsty/suffocating, it really shouldn't be there past the first warning unless your percentages are at critical level.

>MGO Battlegrounds in 2020

How could noone have seen this coming?

That's most likely the people pissed about Silent Hills

This game feels like something out of a 2010 Sup Forums post in a clear exageration of how bad the industry was getting.
Like pic related.

im honestly waiting for the regular review since i know a lot of those reviews are just people who have a justifiable hate boner for konami

Everybody is pissed with konami though.
Kojimadrones, silent hill fags. Everybody, really.

>No, I mean the obnoxious focus MGS has on the story and how it leaves gameplay in the background

>It's obvious no one who has ever worked on MGS has ever played a videogame.

The only thing that's obvious is not only are you a dumb piece of shit but you're a lying dumb piece of shit.

>Children getting made over video games.
What a surprise.

>Early access
Now I'm not sure if it's from MGSV or MGSS page

>people pissed about silent hills
I too am mad that it was canned after that wonderful walking simulator demo

Is there really anyone who didn't realize this was going to be trash the second it was announced?

Don't forget Castlevaniafags. Yugiohfags too, probably.

Nigga don't reply to pubg posters.

Yes, he's gonna deny this was his screencap.

can't into anything different 2 hard 2 think

>MGS game
>obnoxious amount of cutscenes
>obnoxious focus on a garbage story
>gameplay is clunky as fuck
>when it tries, it fails at copying one of the most generic concepts in the modern industry

It's a complete failure of a franchise.
From MGS1 to Survive, it's an example of how to not develop videogames.

is this kid drk about to cry?

This.
I knew it would be trash the second it was announced.

Then I actually played it and it turned out against all odds it was fucking great.

You are so autistic I almost feel bad for you.

Get some self awareness and taste fag.

>don't reply to pubg posters.
Funny because people in these shill threads were wishing Survive had a PUBG-like mode and how the Fox Engine gameplay would fit it and what not.

fix your filename to The Four Horsemen of Apocalypse.png

All they had to do was have a MGS game with co-op, that shit would've been great. I wanted to fuck around in The Phantom Pain with other people for ages like Peace Walker.

thank the console brainlet casuals.

I thought so too before playing the beta which was a lot of fun.
So at the very least, one game mode will be enjoyable.

MGS3 is the worst game in all history, Survive is by far miles better

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NOT
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EVERYWHERE
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YOU
DON'T
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HUNGER
TO
DEPLETE
SO
FAST
FUCKING GOD DAMN HELL ITS LIKE NOBODY PLAYING THIS SHIT EVEN BOTHERS TRYING TO UNDERSTAND HOW THE GAME ITSELF WORKS. THIS SHIT IS SOMETHING YOU LITERALLY COULD HAVE TESTED DURING THE BETA AND SAW HOW IT WORKS
HOLY FUCK YES I'M GOD DAMN MAD EVERYBODY PLAYING IS PURPOSEFULLY PLAYING LIKE SHIT JUST TO SHIT ON THE GAME HOLY FUCK

Now how many of those user reviews are actual complaints about the game and not just "fuck you Konami how dare you be mean to Kojima"?

>User Reviews
>Being bloated with nothing but 0s and 10s by drones of both sides
>Ever meaning anything

>likes MGS
>tells others to get taste
Shut the fuck up already, your franchise is dead and for a good reason, because fucking no one likes movie games, and people got tired of Assassins Creed open world clones.

>He fell for the "its just a movie" meme during mgs4 release

HAHA IDIOT

what's wrong with that molerat?

As opposed to the contrarian drones saying "fuck you Kojimadrones how dare you be mean to Konami?" just because they don't like popular stances on anything?

Same person. Many such cases. Sad!

like mgsv gameplay? wish they hadn't cut all the base building from mgsv? want to play multiplayer with people where you aren't killing each other all the time?

>TPP but with even more menial tasks
Why? "Survival" mechanics are fucking shit.

This place has funneled into itself so hard that not even legit bad games can just get accepted as that, and there has to be some kind of massive backlash of the opposite opinion
The angry mindset has gone completely blind and its just awful

Don't talk to me. Don't even look at me.

>MGS4
>ending cutscene is 72 minutes long
>literally the longest cutscene in videogame history
>not a movie

As opposed to reviews actually appraising the game based on its content and quality.

It's just special snowflakes who think they are going to look unique for liking a game that everyone hates.

The same reviewers who said that MGSV was good?

MGSV never changes

Lel, fuckem!

is this about The Phantom Pain?

>The same reviewers who said that MGSV was good?
None of them actually appraised the game based on its content and quality, so no.

Why are Kojimadrones such fucking subhumans?

Please delete this.

MGS as a whole.
If you mean the Ubisoft-esque open world part, it's both V and Survive.

people that played the beta had fun.
everyone else is on the fence or foaming from the mouth in anger that others could even enjoy the beta.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but it seems like there's at least two people who enjoyed the beta.

>Lets take the worst part of Phantom Pain and make a whole game about it
>They'll love it!

>WAHH WAHH WHY DON'T PEOPLE LIKE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL CRAFTING GAME #513987510957319 YEARS AFTER THE FAD DIED

It's actually good.
youtube.com/watch?v=gWRAiOB7D4Q

Not even running at 1080p.

Holy shit, look at the drone SEETHING

>Implying you don't shit on it only because turdjima didn't make it and konami kicked him
Stop pretending, faggot

>literally only in any top on Steam
Why are PC cuckolds such sbuhumans?

>confirmed 1600x1080 resolution on consoles

autism.
it's not even debatable


DRK is now crying that the resolution of his shitty console version is 1600 x 1080.

what did you expect dumbass.

my friend just bought this game and im this fucking close that i dont drive up to his house and beat his ass
he aint my friend anymore, thats for sure, fucking cocksucker

>Why are PC cuckolds such sbuhumans?
Why are console peasants so illiterate?

lmao mad af MGS drones, your franchise is so dead.
As if it wasn't dead after the disaster of MGSV.

>b-b-but muh MGS2 predicted le SJWs
Get fucked hahaha.