Sub par jazz

>sub par jazz
>annoying british hysterical accent
>OH YEAH BIG negro character
>little annoying jewish mafian guy
>I'm so fashionable and I love lollipops xD
This game is literally made for the low IQ western gamer

Holy shit be madder why don't you?
If you like it don't fucking play it

Fuck you. - Kamiya

>If you like it don't fucking play it

Sup Forums in a nutshell

was considering getting it but this sounds awful

thanks

>proceeds making 1/16 tweet posts damage control

Fuck you. - Kamiya

BUY MY GAME FOR THE 4TH TIME
THIS TIME WE PROMISE TO FIX BUGS AND OFFER YOU REWORKED ASSETS

PREASE, I HOPE U RIKE IT

Liar.

I actually agree with all your points, especially the shitty characters you complained about. But it's still a fun game.

I played it when it came out and don't remember anything but hair demons and slow mo ass.

Only thing I hated about the game was that half the boss fights were on wings and the angel bad guy was just your dad again.

200 iq here and I love Bayo, what now bitch?

Having played Bayo 2, I like it a lot, but it does feel like things got taken down a peg from 1 so far.

Are all of 1's weapons available in 2? I miss the Durga and Kilgore meme combo.

I never liked Bayo's attitude. She's like Dante, except reserved in most instances when she becomes slightly bitchy and mean, at least in the beginning of Bayo 1. And also, the whole 'tease sex but would probably kill any suitors' thing.

Also, no one can draw good pron of her, she is proportioned in such a way no millennial could draw right.

SEETHING

>she is proportioned in such a way
have you ever heard of drag queens?
Remove Bayonetta sex memes you have a 3/10 game. It's not a good action game even less hack n slash

What mechanically makes Bayo a 3/10 game? Hell what is a 4/10 game, or even 5/10?

*Smug British Laughter*

>Jewish

Enzo is italian are you fucking stupid

>tfw this is the third time i've purchased Bayo 1 (360, Wii U, now Switch)
>having just as much fun as ever
Just couldn't pass up having one of my top 5 games now fucking portable. For some reason, I didn't enjoy 2 as much. Great game, but Bayo 1 is just an absolute masterpiece to me.

No user, Fuggitaboutit is a very Jewish idiom remember?

Actually I just remembered how the jews killed the Italian Anti-Defamation League lmao

Its also incredibly overhyped. Bought it on launch on my Wii U, and the story being shit along with the awful characters + bayonetta being ugly, the game was fucking boring.

Played on hard and its just constant witch time dodging and simple comboing. They only mix it up once with a mech suit. It was less fun than Devil may cry 4 backtracking.

At least DMC4 had cool mechanics like the quick rev sword and the combos that were timed precisely, the entire fucking game in Bayo 2 is just boring ass witch time dodges.

there is no need to make a thread about your garbage taste.

Don't be talking shit about my boy Rodin.

>Those reviews.

Did japs have the same shitfit over 2 being Wii U exclusive? I thought they either didn't care or were just happy to get the game at all.

>jewish Mafian guy

He's pretty much Joe Pesci you retard

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