That time Mario solved a murder

>That time Mario solved a murder

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Undertale stole the wavy text

>That time Mario fucked Sonic's gf

>implying it was only one time

MAMA MIA'D

maramy is the purest ship

>Mustached man
>Ice-skating with a 12 year old

What the fuck were they thinking?

something racist about italians probably

>implying that even SEGA knows what age the Sonic characters are supposed to be

kek Mario is around 24-26

>That time Mario did the exact same thing again in another game, only instead of it taking 5 minutes it takes almost an entire chapter, has a shitty boss at the end, only to send you to a "thriving city" that's only two screens big with nothing to do but use the paper airplane power a few times in a building.

Fuck you that chapter was great

>That time a Mario game was good
28 years...

Did AHIT make an entire level based on this one instance?

Except that it was in fact the tightest shit and you need to get the fuck out my face.

Half a chapter and it was great, you clod.

SHIT FUCKING TASTE DETECTED

But that's the best chapter of the PM series.

Pic not related?

Fuck you it sucked.

>Actually liking Excess Express
Shit fucking taste detected.

>But that's the best chapter of the PM series.
Cold Recption in Shiver City is the best chapter of the entire series, you philistine.

This whole chapter was purdy and had nice music. Made up for that shitfest that was Flower Fields.

shut the fuck up retard

It wasn't even the best chapter in it's respective game. Hot Hot Times on Lavalava Island was the best.

>Cold Recption in Shiver City is the best chapter of the entire series
That's not even the best chapter in Paper Mario.

God damn I never have witnessed someone so wrong on Sup Forums

I'm only posting in this thread because I saw some dumbass shitposter actually type that they liked that fucking slow as shit train part in TTYD.

I'm here to say that that man is a massive faggot and everybody knows glitzville was the best part

Fucking samefag...

Was this part of the game written by someone else? It was way more comical than the rest of the game.

That's just objectively wrong.

Excess Express fucking sucked. You know what else sucked in TTYD? Boggly Woods and Twilight Town. Gliztville sucks on replays.

Ummm actually sweetie Excess Express is great and The "Invincible" Tubba Blubba is the best chapter

At least we can all agree that " Dark Days in Flower Fields" is the worst Paper Mario chapter.

>Made up for that shitfest that was Flower Fields.
I always liked it despite the constant backtracking just because of the sun tower's music, the "Spike" fight and the cool scene of everything getting fixed after getting rid of the cloud machine.

While I don't hate the chapter half as much as you do, they could've done a lot more with it.

The Shy Guy Toybox was much better, and even that doesn't hold a candle to Chapter 3.

>You know what else sucked in TTYD?
Your tastes are already shit, you don't have to keep trying.

But you usually backtracked into new areas. I'll admit the music that played when the smog is there is shit, though.

Why did you even play the game if you hated everything but horntail?

Best music tho

BINGED

Thanks for my new lock screen senpai

Did you forget Kolorado's slapstick, Bowser's sidekicks doing a quiz show and inviting Peach, Mario falling asleep during all the exposition dialogue, Tubba Blubba turning out to be a huge pussy or Jr. Troopa swimming across the ocean back and forth in order to get one of his rematches?

except fuck you that chapter was awesome,

you aren't enough of a neet to understand the fucking immersion of ttyd

>that fuckin pit stop
>that fuckin train at night

that chapter unironically could make anyone like trains a little bit more

Are you some kind of autistic speedrunner or something? If so actually neck yourself, people like you ruin games.

Those were little gags, but this part was really over the top.

Paper Mario by itself? Absolutely.

Opening Flower Fields was fantastic. Then you step in there, and instantly want to step out, and continue wanting to bugger the fuck out until you get to finally fucking leave.

I revisited practically everywhere in PM, but I sure as fuck wouldn't go back here.

Paper Mario as a whole? I dunno.

It's basically a toss-up between Flower Fields and Boggly Woods. Though Boggly Woods is only really in contention because the A.I. and path-finding is coded like ass, it's really, really, really shitty ass.

Nope, that's Chapter 7 in TTYD.

>extremely small snow area
>fucking General White
>moon area having nothing but a Cleft reskin
>X-Naut base that you already explored as Peach
>rehashed end-chapter boss

This chapter was quite literally unfinished.

>implying you wouldn't pound Amy

I mean, I'd take her to dinner first because she'd be absolutely heart-melting in a dress and during a dinner conversation, but yeah.

>That time when Mario had to kill an invincible beast by finding and defeating it's sentient and severed heart

It felt out of place

>Shitty original the plants donut steel
>Has no bearing on the story before or after the chapter
>No sidequests
>Isn't even "there" in relative to the other areas of the map, it's just some magical plant dimension
>Looks and sounds like shit

why has Paper Mario became a total joke after TTYD?

This looks incredibly comfy

WOPPED

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WAHOOED

Objective List Between the First Two Games:

PAPER MARIO:
1. A Star-Powered Showdown (Chapt8)
2. Storming Koopa Bros Fortress (Chapt1)
3. A Star Spirit on Ice (Chapt7)
4. The "Invincible" Tubba Blubba (Chapt3)
5. Trials in the Toy Box (Chapt4)
6. Hot, Hot Times on Lavalava Island (Chapt5)
7. Dark Days in Flower Fields (Chapt6)
8. The Mystery of Dry, Dry Ruins (Chapt2)

TTYD:
1. 3 Days of Excess (Chapt6)
2. Of Glitz and Glory (Chapt3)
3. The Thousand-Year Door (Chapt8)
4. Mario Shoots the Moon (Chapt7)
5. Castle and Dragon (Chapt1)
6. The Key to Pirates (Chapt5)
7. For Pigs the Bell Tolls (Chapt4)
8. The Great Boggly Tree (Chapt2)

I'm just going based off what the manual said in Sonic Heroes. Sonic is 15, Tails is 8, Amy was 12, and Knuckles was like 20 or something.

Still an adult with a mustache being dancing with a 12 year old. gives pedo vibes.

Reasons and shit

Because I loved Paper Mario, retard.

>Point out parts of a game that suck
>WOW WHAT THE FUCK, ARE YOU A SPEEDRUNNER?
Why won't you admit that TTYD has problems, idiot?

To be fair it's a hedgehog, things work differently.
Plus this is a hedgehog they "introduced" in Sonic Adventure by flashing her panties, and even in the modern games where she's not even playable they still model them every single time.

>sounds like shit
*blocks your path*
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Stop, my N64 is on the other side of the country :(

Am I the only one who thinks the quality of PM drops after chapter 3? They don't even bother giving the worlds proper stories (Find our kids, climb this mountain) or screen time to the last few bosses, hell Crystal King doesn't get an intro period.

Chapter 5 is the tits though, but I'm biased as fuck towards Yoshi's Island.

After Super they wanted to respond to fan-feedback and get back to the series' roots but Miyamoto was like "nono we nintendo we innovation"
completely ignoring franchises like pokemon or kirby or the (then current) iterations of mario which were completely stagnant

I suppose it gets kinda weird/lazy after chap 3 but it's still not bad.

It doesn't drop further in quality than the snooze-worthy prologue where you can't even use fucking action commands, at least

>TTYD Chapter 4 that low
>TTYD Chapter 7 that high
No

This thread is so full of shitflinging and acting like opinions are objective.

There really was a time, once, where Sup Forums could just have nice PM threads where we talk about what we liked and reminisce about these two great games.

Anyone else played the hard mode hack of 1? What about personal challenge runs? Did a 10hp double pain badge run of ttyd some years ago, it was really fun.

This

>several Nintendo series do the same thing with minor changes or improvements for years and years and everyone praises them and buys them like hotcakes
>Paper Mario has to do something totally different every game since TTYD and despite everyone shitting on them in reviews and sales being average to poor they never bother going back to what made people like the series in the first place

really pisses me off

>Sherlock reference
>Not Poirot
Enjoyable nonetheless

Anybody try out the romhack?
>That moment Whacka stops taking your abuse
>That part in Shy Guy's Toybox where the Koopatrol doesn't let you get away with the easy Kammy answers

I really want to fuck Lady Bow

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Which room hack?

>That time Mario and Luigi solved the murder of a dead series

Why does it matter that he has a mustache?

Paper Mario Pro Mode
It ramps up the difficulty of the game
It's not perfect but it throws some neat surprises at you

>PM starts higher and stays higher

>solved a murder
More like he talked to the guy who was the suspect who then solved the case for him, before the guy who was presumed dead woke up and said "I wasn't murdered".

Because it does.

>Hat in time ripped literally everything off in it's game

BING'D

But TTYD is better than PM...

Dope, thanks

I don't remember a koopatrol, pretty sure I got all the items from those questions.

Really great hack overall, felt like I was playing the game for the first time again. Only complaint is it kinda felt like the difficulty peaked in chapter 3. I also would've liked a bit more changes from the base game, I fucking loved the new dry dry desert and wish there'd been more stuff like that. Like some slightly redesigned dungeons or something.

I still haven't gone back and done the rematch bosses on shooting star summit. I should get on that soon.

Only the combat is. Everything else was worse.

I never played that game, does it really poke fun at how bad Paper Mario has became? That's a really nice angle they could take for a PM trying to go back to its roots.

I fucking loved this level.

*laughs rudely*
well that's just your opinion man

PLUMBERED

I like this ship way too much

He stops you as you exit the last treasure chest room

The partners are also better

deepest lore...

>Hating on the second best chapter

Only if you like fat purple girls (male)

i think he means in terms of abilities

Top Tier:
Kooper, Bombette, Bow, Lak, Goombella, Vivian, Mouse

Mid Tier:
Parakarry, Watt, Koops, Yoshi, Bobbery

Bottom Tier:
Goombario, Flurrie

>Bad copies of PM64 partners
>Flurrie
>Yoshi
>Vivian
The only partner TTYD has in its favor is Bobbery.

I still don't know what Ludwig's Ghost in drag is supposed to be

>doesn't even include Sushie

Ice fucking cold. She wasn't too bad.

In terms of gameplay, Goombella and Koops really outshine their PM1 counterparts.