ITT: Post bad reviews of games you love

ITT: Post bad reviews of games you love

That applies to so many games. Which one this time around

Nier?

Mega Man Battle Network 6
That reviewer was an idiot, the gameplay is way better than the awful story

nier has battles every 500 feet

>Monster Rancher 4
Honestly not completely wrong

6 was one of the best ones. A 50 is way too harsh.

Let post reviews we love of bad games instead

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Etrian Odyssey 4

FUCKING KEK

I can't bare to look at negative reviews of games I like because they hurt

W101

Paper Mario TTYD. Arguably my favorite dialogue in any RPG. This dude is retarded

lowest one for prime 2

>generic soundtrack
>what they want is multiplayer
the fuck?

This guy had a bad experience with Deus Ex

User reviews are cheating because you will always find some meme giving it a 0

>try to find one for Lisa
>lowest score I can find is 70
Oh well

Some people just expect too much out of a game

YOU WERE CLOSE

metacritic had no negatives for my game

the games this consolefaggot compares my game to just show how worthless his opinion is, desu

honestly all of that is absolutely correct, and I liked pokemon snap

What a pussy.

>2012

Dishonored?

I agree that it could have been done better, but a 50 is overdramatic.

>Guy complaining Dishonored isn't Assassins Creed

Persona 3
I've never played Rogue Galaxy, but it seems to have been well received.

>Bad reviews almost always compare it to a different game
>Usually unrelated besides minor mechanics

Is judging games objectively difficult for people?

rogue galaxy is pretty good but i'm not sure why it's mentioned in the review

it's like if someone played FFVII and trashed it for not being like zelda OOT, apples and oranges

It can be hard sometimes. I usually try to be objective, but a while back I tried playing Painkiller, and the entire time I kept thinking "I could just be playing Serious Sam instead of this."

It’s always jarring to me when a review is this fucked up, and yet they keep getting to professionally review shit.

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Nocturne

Dumbasses

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Mega Man ZX

>if you button mash good enough you'll be punished by having to play the next level
kek

Fucking brutal

>good "old" game like Fallout 3
>review written 4 years after it came out

MM9?

No, it's Mega Man Star Force 3

And they gave the first one, which is way worse than 3, a fucking 9.

What a weakling, I 100% EO4

>hey this game is pretty similar to that other game I gave a 9/10
>I rate it 4/10
explain this shit

Really, a low score because they can't keep up?

>That's what making good games gets you in this industry: low sales and then you're fired.
Well, even a broken clock is right twice a day

bump

Spectrobes, anyone?

Looks like somebody didn't git gud

The worst opinion I've ever seen. Kuchera has always been and will always be a tasteless piece of shit.

I love how they turned it to an ad for their game.

From the same guy who wrote the infamous Dragon Age 2 review.

I've never played Rogue Galaxy but if it's anything like Level-5's other JRPGs (barring DQ8) then I'm gonna guess it's extremely overrated and actually mediocre at best.

>infamous Dragon Age 2 review
I don't recall, do you have an image for that one too?

>Play VN
>Complain about text
>Play 3rd game of a trilogy without playing the first 2
>Complain about being lost
That said that website is complete garbage for reviews anyway, I could do this all day long

Why is it infamous?

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but user i am REALLY lazy
please take a screenshot, you already got it all typed up