WHO WAS THE AUDIENCE FOR THIS

WHO WAS THE AUDIENCE FOR THIS
WHO ASKED FOR THIS

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Literally no one. No one asked for Metal Gear Pachinko either, but the greedy Konami jews made it anyway.

I played 1, 2, 3,4, Peace Walker and 5. I ain't the audience. No Kojima, no buy.

I did

People who are not brainless fanboys.
>muh loyalty
>muh kojimbo
Kojimadrones are hilarious, they actually defend 4 and V now.

its a fun game

I wouldn't mind a proper Metal Gear without Kojima's involvement but this is just some really off-tone zombie/alien blasting game with the Metal Gear name on it. It doesn't carry on the familiar mechanics of Metal Gear, like sneaking past guys, collecting more gear, doing gimmicky boss fights, etc

you obviously haven't played it because it has all of those things

I don't want to play it but I do want to read a detailed plot summary just to see if they bring it back to metal gear at all desu

People who liked TPP.

It's literally a more challenging version of TPP with a gameplay loop that actually makes sense and gives purpose to all the worthless mechanics in the game.

Acid 3 when konami

>actual image of the survive fanbase

but it's actualy fun, I wish it had more content because there's not a whole lot to keep you playing

the role of a game director is to create something new not to cater to people who asks for the same things over and over, seriously this meme of no one asked for this makes zero sense.

>zombies
>new
nigga i've been playing and loving the shit out of survive but come on

it's definitely new for the MG series

But it gets a lot of content when you beat the story

Haha hahahahah. I wish. It really doesn't. There's four base digs that force you to wait 24 hours between intervals and two postgame bosses. and the only shit that matters from those right now is the autoturrets. And then co-op has like five maps with two or three different variations of assaults coming at them.

what about the new missions, coop mode and new outfits they'll implement

And what about the million dollars I'm going to win from the lottery.

Ain't happened yet.

>we want the 2012 audience

>tell Sup Forums it's a horrible game
>"HA HA MUH KOJIMA ROIT OH HO HO HO KOJIMADRONES FULL DAMAGE CONTROL"
>game is actually shit

You saw the lights, you heard the horn, you knew the train was approaching and yet you still stood on the rails.

Phantom Pain had kikongo zombies running around, so not really.

Japanese, they love the game and is already better than monster hunter.
Kojima dickriders need to learn that the game is fun

those were vocal cord parasites or some shit, not zombies, plus it was made by kojimbo so it doesn't matter

>fuking retard who hasnt played the game yet talk, just like every journalist

>those were vocal cord parasites or some shit, not zombies, plus it was made by kojimbo so it doesn't matter

>muh vocal parasites are a different kind of zombies
>also Kojima made it
>it dont matter
>hhuuuue duurrrr

this is the people saying Survive sucks.

fucking idiot

we truly live in a post fallout 4 world where you have to have end game shit within 15 minutes of playing

Kojima wanted zombies on his games since Metal Gear Rising

relax buddy, it was a joke

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i bought it to give it a shot. i played it for 118 minutes and skipped every cutscene and dialogue in that time. the game play was pretty trash desu. it failed to excite or intrigue me within those two hours so i refunded it

as for who actually wants it. i suppose there might have been people who liked MGSV's gameplay enough to want more of it. for me, survive ended up suffering from the same problem that MGSV had in regards to gameplay: sure theres a million ways to do things, but the best way is so much more optimal than anything else, why would you bother?

yes in MGSV you could go loud or use decoys or etc etc or you could just tranq and balloon everyone, and sure in MG:S you could be sneaky or whatever, or you can run into a compound full of walkers, jump up on a box where they cant climb or hit you, and then poke their heads with a stick until they all die, and SURE when it comes to eating soup i could use chopsticks, but a spoon works fine and i'm not in the habit of going out of my way to inconvenience myself

TLDR, MG:S just like MGSV is a shallow and repetitive game unless you play it wrong on purpose

okay

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HMMMMM, really makes you think.

Are there any/many cheaters on PC?

haven't seen any myself but i haven't played online a whole lot

wots ur point m8

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I am.

Konami's cocaine bucket was almost empty.

never seen a single one but then again there's not many players and i'm having difficulties finding games

I don't even know why they decided to make this game. Wasn't Konami leaving the game industry for gambling?

It's not another dimension, it's the future where grey goo happened.

Funny enough, the main audience of Survive are those retards who have kept playing MGSV's FOB for 3 years for some reason.
Glad it flopped.

it's fun

>Kojima leaves
>zombie spinoff that barely has anything to do with MGS
>for some reason, everything is still about muh nanomachines

This goddamn franchise is cursed.

I didn't ask for this but I had fun with it and still am.

Just don't think of it as a metal gear game and just a well crafted zombie survival game.

I was worried about the player count, main reason why I got the PS4 version with cheaters being secondary. The PC beta was a ghost town.

They had a whole bunch of assets and code from MGSV they could reuse, not to mention the engine.

One of the legit issues Survive has is that it pushes this style of gameplay around hiding behind fences and poking at shit during the early parts because everything else is so punishing, but there's a point in the game where you legitimately can't pull that off anymore, both because it's a complete waste of resources and because enemy designs force you to stop doing that shit.

Though, you're not really supposed to kill the early swarms of walkers until you get the bow, until then you can safely run away from everything if you get spotted because they 2 hit you anyways, actual objectives don't have that many enemies around or are in high ground and they take forever to kill anyways.

It's literally a dream within a dream in Venom's head.

Oh I don't know just anybody who's been asking for a good Diablo like shooter

Where the FUCK is the .45 cal ammo recipe?

firstly you faggot i've always defended 4 and 5 and will to my last breath.
Secondly anyone who isn't a brainless contrarian can see this is a really mediocre game that doesn't deserve any more praise then fortnight.
But this is Sup Forums so if its got controversy surrounding it or good waifu's it's a good game.

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Don't believe their lies

I wanted more Fox Engine goodness
and I got it
and I'm having fun.

stay mad, nerds

have you played it for more than 2 hours?

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So, is it a bullet point for marketeers to keep pointing that the game features the legendary Fox Engine™?

>stay mad, nerds
Why would I?
The game flopped hard.

It's pretty much MGSV in eternal hardcore D rank soldier mode.

How is that mediocre? Unless you thought MGSV was mediocre, too.

>Though, you're not really supposed to kill the early swarms of walkers until you get the bow, until then you can safely run away from everything if you get spotted because they 2 hit you anyways, actual objectives don't have that many enemies around or are in high ground and they take forever to kill anyways

i killed every single walker in the first 3 memory board recoveries by crafting a level 5 pipe spear from materials recovered from cleaning up the base and then aggroing every enemy at each site and standing on a shipping container and poking their heads

even if the later game enemies have guns, unless they get much better AI and movement options, i have a strong feeling the game will still boil down to using the environment to cheese the enemies

>1 week old MG Survive struggling to beat the playerbase of 3 year old MGSV
>when MGSV has barely received any content after launch aside from outfits

It's hilarious that, in a month, it's going to be more profitable for them to make DLCs for V than for Survive.

no idea. never had a gun that I didn't already have basic ammo for.

selling kingdom of flies for 15 bucks would have made them more money than producing survive in the first place

you encounter enemies that can lob grenades across the entire map, forcing you to move if you're "camping highground" and outright destroying your stationary defenses if you don't take care of them quickly.

You have other enemies that don't give a flying fuck about your fences and simply jump over them.

Good thing you get mortars, mini bosses and zombies that don't give a shit about your height advantage to promote staying mobile and killing everything on sight instead, then.

yeah middle school was fun. wots ur point m8

No one

Never just leave your name online, especially if it's unique enough that someone can just find everything about you given an hour or two. Just takes one crazy person.

Because of the tacked on and incredibly boring survival mechanics ripped straight out of any other EA survival game. It just becomes walk to resource and menu manager. No animations for anything, no mini games. It's just fuckin spreadsheet simulator tacked on to the fox engine.
And while the fox engine is gorgeous I've already seen it, on that same map... for like 85 fuckin hours. And no, I'm not still playing V either. And yes, it burned my ass as a Metal Gear fanboy and had me asspained at the garbage ending.

Of course not I can't refund it after 2 hours. Should it take longer then 2 hours for me to decide if this game is for me? No. So that's not my problem.

The Konami Defense Team argument against this one is "That's just physical media sales, it's doing way better on digital!" Despite the fact that, as Wikipedia says: "Debuting at sixth position in UK sales chart, at release, Survive sold 85% less copies than Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, and only 5% of copies sold by Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain at debut."

Not to mention after only two weeks the game is falling to numbers compared to current For Honor numbers, jesus.

Kojimadrones will lynch you and your family for disagreeing with them

thanks dad
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It's a shame because the game is not bad and actually quite well made if you're into the zombie survival crafting genre.

I saw your game. I saw your Warcraft 3 map and that you were a huge fan of Minecraft back in the day too. Also from your newgrounds account, you can find out your twitter which is: twitter.com/skudgerr

And from that, maybe this is also you reddit.com/user/skudgerr/ ? There is way more but I'm gonna stop now, I just wanted to take a quick peek, I don't wanna find out everything about your life.

>$10 for a fucking save slot

not even worth spitting on

It's basically a more punishing MGS3 when it comes to the survival mechanics, and they actually give meaning to the original gameplay loop from MGSV when it comes to resource gathering and management. You don't even spend time managing menus because you can't carry that much shit with you, as you have a maximum inventory weight (and the more you carry with you the more stamina you spend normally, thus the more tired you get) so it's better to drop off everything you won't immediately use in the warehouse when you get to base. Also the reason there's no animations is because you really don't want to watch the same cutscene of your character eating or healing himself up over and over like you did in MGS3, at least if you were scrubby enough to not headshot everything from 50 meters away with the tranq.

It also gives meaning and a sense of risk to exploration sorely lacking from V, making the open world meme actually feel sensible and somewhat enjoyable this time around. Considering you're constantly spending resources, including the one thing you use to level up your classes, craft, and upgrade your base alongside food, water and ammo or weapon/armor durability as you're hunting down for new recipes or materials you need in a world where you actually die in two or three hits if you fuck up, the gameplay manages to stay tense throughout in a way that's really fucking uncommon in this industry nowadays.

It's a legitimate improvement over the base V left. And it's a pretty good game, at least if you enjoy MG for anything more than the shitty anime-tier meme plots you only really enjoyed once, but the staying power for me has always been those european extreme runs and Survive feels like the closest equivalent of that we'll ever get out of V.

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Story is okay. The gameplay is like TPP took the hunger system of MGS3 and revamped it. Honestly cannot wait for mods for this game.

can i pirate this game? some of you guys are making compelling arguments for this game. ive already played two hours before refunding it, i wasnt willing to say goodbye to 40 bux at that point but if i could play more of the single player i might be interested in spending that 40 bux again to play the game online for 2 weeks until the servers get shut due to lack of interest

Can I kill all of the disgusting, knuckle-dragging cubans and harness their Cuban energy?

>can i pirate this game?
no. it's always online.

didnt they say that about mgsv? i pirated that game before it even came out

Only if you say it in a koo-ban accent

Me. When playing mgs5 i thought" boy this shit is boring but it would work really well as a survival zombie sandbox" and 2 years later, tada. No need to thank me and now fuck off

People at Konami thought

>well fuck, now we have this new useless engine and i millionaire IP but no game director and we look like assholes
>do we try to make our own Solid/Stealth game?
>fuck no, we dont have the skill for it, and it will probably pale to that fucker's shit
>then how about we appeal to an untapped market to use, the survivalist guys, it's an easy genre to make
>genius
It clearly was made just to cash in on the IP, but they have yet to realize they killed the franchise by burning their image when the most important part from the franchise told they were dicks.

They should just give up on MG and focus on a franchise that fans actually would appreciate some love, probably not SH because of the whole PT thing, maybe Castlevania. Not much of a big seller but they have the fox engine, get a guy with some good idea and try an if possible not rebooting new title.

I'm surprised they even bothered with a story to be honest. I'd have been perfectly fine with being dropped into the world and exploring it at my own pace.

I'd rather they had fixed the early game instead so the game didn't receive such bad press by all the ADHD autists and its multiplayer would have a healthier population.

People would hate on it anyway since nearly all of them love that smell of kojimas genitals. Ironically, japs enjoy the game its just the brainwashed west

Just hit 80 hours, still need to kill the Africa boss.
You can tell the difference almost instantly from the people that have actually put time into playing it and those who have not.
Any other games that are like this?

Nier Automata

You'll have people claiming you need to beat the game 4 times to get the ending. I don't understand why people have such a problem with a game being positively recieved on Sup Forums that they need to spread misinformation.

I'd argue that this is what most free to play gamers have been saying for years. The title just often has a connotation that people expect tons of microtransactions or grinding, and not all are like that.

Yes, you have the mindset of a millionaire businessman user

>this is what Kojimafags literally think about instead of playing video games
hahhahahahahHaHaHaHaHa

The game unironically has better twists than MGSV. The delivery may have been terrible, but the concept was actually pretty left-field.

0$ for a usb stick buddy
or to copy and paste your safe info lol

The twists are only good because I went in with extremely low expectations.

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>dude ZOMBIES lmao
This reeks of Kojima, anyone without a bias can see it. This trash was already in production or at the very least planned before he got the boot.

Underrated post

JIM SAID YOU JUST PUT DOWN FENCES BUT WHY ISN'T IT WORKING !?!???

>Casuals and sheep dont enjoy the game
How aweful. As if a good game was released for once in a decade and people fail to aknowledge it. Glad you suffer tho kojimadrones

But user

It's a Kojima game and he took out his own name