Holy fuck why did Nintendo make the Gerudos so fit and tall?

Holy fuck why did Nintendo make the Gerudos so fit and tall?

That's literally the ideal female body.

they also have big noses and they are a merchant society. It really makes you think

Holy fuck why did (Deity) make OP so unfit and short?

It's G*d faggot

i want to dominate a gerudo

It's Japan size, they're probably like 5'10"

Why is Link a faggot manlet?

>Monotheism

>only way to beat the game is have Link become transgender

What did Nintendo mean by this?

They're in the middle of the fucking desert. Trading's basically the only way to get shit.

For my sexual pleasure.

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Because Aonuma is a soyboy cuck.

>not listening to the one true Chad G*d that drowns the world because he felt like it.

they are big fans of The Wheel of Time

People may not like it but this is a fact

>you will never have an amazonian crush your fucking head with her thighs

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Link is just a cute fuckboy manlet.

Fucking Aiel.

>you will never go on cute dates with a nervous and lonely Gerudo woman
>she will never be flustered when you hold her hand
>you will never be hugged close to her strong but feminine abs-ripped waist and upper torso because she's so tall that's as high as your head can go
>she will never lean down as you look up and tenderly kiss her
>she will never purposefully put up an extra tough warrior front as she strategically moves herself between you and a passing pretty non-Gerudo female
>you will never cuddle for warmth on a chilly night
>she will never quietly sob out tears of happiness as she holds you close, so she doesn't wake you up

It hurts so much guys.

>implying she wouldn't be so nervous at the hand holding and won't end up just crushing it

is there mods to play as a gerudo yet?

I wanna massage and lick some massive Gerudo feet.

Imagine being able to receive braps while standing up

Because my dick demands it

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If you hadn't noticed all Hylians(or whatever they are in BotW) are shorter than all the other races. They are the dwarfs of their world.

Dude link is like 5"
Even if he was 6" those ladies would be nearly 8" in comparison

Gerudo are the best women in BOTW second to Zora obviously

So do you think she learned Urbosa's Fury later on? Considering how the gerudo are matrilineal and Urbosa was the chieftain, Riju is probably her great grandchild.
>inb4 Link teaches her

You can beat the game without ever going near the desert.

Is that a monkeypaw? Because the gerudo is gonna dominate you... just watch that dude who work for karud and is getting gerudo pussy, his pelvis may be broken right now. Im sure she want to ntr him and i gonna find who is the chad

What is this normie shit? Where are the superiors loli gerudo? And the based granny gerudo who knew the smell of dick but she didnt say anything about voes in the city?

>loli gerudo
>a nine-year-old that can look you in the eye

Look at the model user, use the shadows, the tummy is very lewd. Thr designer is based as fuck

Nothing wrong with that.

>That's literally the ideal female body.
>Big and strong.

Nothing wrong with being attracted to men this day and age.

She looks too clumsy in a cute way to learn something overpoweringly strong like that.

>women can be big and strong
Wrong

Yeah why was Nintendo so keen on portraying Link as a pussy ass bitch in BotW?
In OoT, Link is taller than the gerudo women.

I was not aware that this was supposed to be a sequel to Minish Cap.

>Hylians are short and brave
>Not stout or super-strong
>Almost every 3D Zelda game has a stealth section, playing up Hylian hiding skills

My God. Hylians are just the Hobbits of Hyrule. They even have the pointed ears and bumpkin nature.

>nearly 8"

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>only
Jesus fuck, how tall to Gerudo get?

>tf you will never have a thicc, muscle bound amazioan woman pick you up and use you and your dick like a fucktoy for her pleasure
why live?

>I don't like girls twice my height

It's just a fingersnap and Urbosa used it for laughs.
Also, tiny and powerful would make a fun combo.

Most of them don't get all THAT tall. That girl is just drunk as hell.

fuck off manlet

Because Nintendo devs are men of culture.

I like that despite the fact it's a city of desert amazon they aren't against men and some of them are even married even though they are forced to separate if they wish to trade in town.

> thicc
Dumbass

THICC!

Nice fanart

>he doesn’t know what fit thicc is

Zora girls are all beautiful qts.

Well?

Everything about that body is a miracle.

I do know
It’s gay

Goofy.

a cute goof!

If that's gay then call me the queen of the parade for all I care.

Nintendo knows what I like.

Fuck that image

Shockingly good

Man this would just be the worst, am I right guys?

It's too bad their proportions are a little off, the transition from their legs to their torso is all bent out of shape. Riju on the other hand is fucking perfection.

Imagine if she could give you a foot job in that position
Or forced you to eat her out
Ha ha

>when the fanart removes the abs

You can't force the willing.

Amazonian snu snu is worth breaking your neck for.

this, small dom best dom

Oh boy, another porn thread that the mods allow.

I point at you and say homo.

And the koroks used to be forever lolis

Oh, hush.

have fun in the trash, where you belong.

I want to take a Gerudo as my wife.

I point at you and say homo again.

>those Gerudo
>men
user... sorry to be the one to tell you... but I think you're into women and not gay

I desperately want to boop a Gerudo.

>we will never play a Zelda game with gerudo Link

You could just do that in BotW.

That would be an interesting idea, a male Link born to the Gerudo tribe.

With the soul of the hero and the soul of ganon fighting for control of him?

I want a big buff brown babe

>Link the Gerudo
>goes out to rescue Zelda from Ganon
>it turns out you WERE Ganon the whole time, and the "rescuing" was you capturing Zelda

In OoT, Link is roughly half Ganondorf's height, and Dorf is canonically 7'6".

>Some Hylian ends up with the Triforce of Power
>Goes ballistic
>Takes Hyrule Castle
>Messenger arrives in the Gerudo camp, at death's door from thirst
>Asks the Gerudo for help
>Ganondorf leaves him in the care of the women, grabs his armor, and sets out to deal with Hyrule's greatest hour of need
>Stuck with the Triforce Of Courage, has to bust into old Hylian ruins for magical artifacts to boost his power enough to take on Link
>It plays more like Godhand than a typical LoZ game

>a Zelda game where you are not a fucking wimp
I wish.

>and Dorf is canonically 7'6"

So he's a manlet Gerudo if
is anything to go by.

Link wasn't a wimp in TP. Wasn't really narratively relavant either but he still wrassled with goats and Gorons like he knew what he was doing.

Implying another Gerudo isn't the biggest threat to her relationship. Ashai and Isha aka Jewel fought over a man and both wound up single very likely as a result of that

>OoT Ganny became jaded and evil because all throughout his life, all the girls were constantly laughing at him

that was at least 10,100 years ago and the Gerudo have changed in many ways including height

Most of the female Gerudo in BotW aren't actually 8 feet tall, it's just that one girl being angry.

Being fit and tall is the best way for any human to be. Link is a failure as a man.