Hey Sup Forums, I’m going to run to the store to pick up Destiny 2 Collector’s Edition. These Tendies are hot...

Hey Sup Forums, I’m going to run to the store to pick up Destiny 2 Collector’s Edition. These Tendies are hot, you wouldn’t mind watching them for me right? They better be here when I get back or you will be cursed with bad Engram drop chance until May

I don't play Destiny 2 so I'm gonna enjoy your tendies.

Hey, get your mitts off his tendies.

>Tendies with no fries on the side or honey mustard
heathen

Why? I don't play Destiny 2 so I won't be affected by your curse. It's your fault for leaving tendies out in the open for anyone to steal.

>Eating chicken tenders
Why is Sup Forums full of literal children?

Theft is morally wrong, user.

I can't just stand by and let you steal them. You can be better than you are.

I have am Celiac and can no longer eat tendies. They're safe with me, op.

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you know i tried mcdonalds 6 piece buttermilk tendies yesterday after watching reviewbrahs review
i was so disappointed in their mediocrity.
i shoulda just got the 4for4 from wendies instead.

I'll eat your tendies because destiny is trash

You son of a bitch. Where did you hide them?

But they are just tendies. Besides they are gonna get cold by the time user goes to the store and comes back. It would be a waste of some good tendies.

in my stomach

Don't worry if they get eaten OP. I bought plenty for both of us. We can splitscreen together.

>he has never experienced Publix tendies
Probably the only redeeming quality of the south.

>No dipping sauces

heresy

What kind of mentally ill manchild calls them tendies?

The inalienable right of man to be secure in the enjoyment of his property is the foundation upon which Western liberal democracy is built. Today, tendies. Tomorrow, the jackboots of the police state will be at your door.

However, OP was wrong not to offer you a fair market rate for your labour in guarding the tendies. Stealing the tendies is still an injustice, but if you were to use your recreational assault rifle to conquer the tendies from OP in response to his aggressive presumption of your labour I'm sure that Kellog's Cornflakes Presents: The Courts(TM) would see fit to allow it.

*eats tendies*

that's what they are called in America?

I didn’t watch reviewbrah but I picked some up the other day because I used to love the Selects but now they’re too too chewy and tough, like they’re made of rubber which they probably are. Guess that’s what I get

not to mention 7 bucks for 6 tendies? jfc i coulda had a steak

MOMMY GOT MY CHICKEN NUGGIES FROM MCDONALDS INSTEAD OF TENDIES FROM CANES REEEEEE

mcd nuggets are shit
wendies nugs are platinum gold my boy

Children eat chicken tendies
Adults eat chicken goujons