Why do soyboys love the Switch so much?

why do soyboys love the Switch so much?

Better question is, how did he get a Switch in his prison cell?

he smuggled it up his ass

how many of you would spread your ass for your black cell mate

I’d try to give him a blowjob instead

because he's in europe where prisons are basically luxury hotels

luxury prisons are a human right you fucking bigot

Fuck off Sup Forumsshit

t. Soy

Smuggled it in a soyboys mouth

fuck off redditfaggot

whiiiiiiiirrr

Why would someone waste their time on a forced meme?

ok but this is a pretty weird coincidence

Nostalgia, Nintendo was the top when they were kids.

>titled as wuz for no reasaon
far-right humor

It's simple really; once their wife makes them get a vasectomy, the wife then gets them a Switch to distract them from the reality of the situation, and the soyboy, not wishing to confront what just happened, plays along with it. Otherwise, they would have to actually admit that they fucked up, and they can't do that

Why do you need to spam this every day? Can't you enjoy what you like and let other people enjoy what they like?

>thats the title of his series of comics
Far-left intelligence

> facebook

laughinggirls.png

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What's wrong with being a soyboy?

why do i love-a firing my lazer so much?

far-right "humor"

How can a group of men be less funny than women? It's so sad.

Portability, mostly. Not necessarily for while I'm on the go, though. Fuck playing video games in public, I'm an adult, if I'm in public it's because I've got something to do.
I move around a lot and travel a lot, not just in my own house. if I'm going to sit down to play games I might as well do it on my PC, but being able to pick up my games and go places without having to dismantle a setup is nice.

Also nintendo exclusives.

she's cute o-o
name?

>Fake traps
That's a female cosplayer that just stuffs her panties to pretend to be a trap.
This is becoming more and more popular with female cosplayers and good lord does it piss me off.

sonybros are so ass ravaged that nintendo is successful that they're grabbing at whatever straws they can

Why is that weird?

i combined your shitty memes. i hope you and the soyposters can become friends.

I'd crush his fucking testicle in my hand before I let him rape me, sure he might kill me but at least I've fucked him up for life.

i would fuck his tight boipussy

not like us alpha sonybros, r-right guys?

European luxury prisons don't have big black bubbas to rape you
This is purely an American fixation on having rape be a punishment for any crime

retard, that's a girl
>the character is a boy
so? that cosplayer is a girl

>European luxury prisons don't have big black bubbas to rape you
they recently imported a shitload of sandniggers for this exact reason. Although they usual rape you before you even get to prison

say it aint so
fuck now you cant even be sure it's a boy?!

>meta trap

>Jews, with an average IQ of 115, are successful.
Maybe Anglos shouldn't be brainlets. This is seen in graduate school admissions, too, where 87% of people admitted into Berkeley's EE program weren't even US citizens. Of the remaining 13%, 74% of them were Japs, Chinese, or Korean.

It's simply an IQ problem.

This, all I want to see a tiny useless dick on this feminine body.
Good.

I'm not a 12 year old girl or boy so I don't need to worry about the sand people

ayy ayy ayy mucho soy por favor senor

but to answer the question
these fucking imbeciles don't care about videogames at all. They just want whatever gives them more attention and just a slapped "nintendo" name is famous enough to warrant that some fucking normies will have heard of it

Remember that pic of "how females take photos of thing"? its the same principle, if they ever cared about the switch itself they wouldn't put their ugly ass wacky lefunny face on the picture

As a straight man I fucking hate this so much. Why are women such attention whores? They can't compete with traps so they start to mimic them?

Pathetic.

But only if you're a prisoner or a rapefugee, otherwise you get to live in the streets, shitlord.

The idea of fake traps on Sup Forums isn't even anything new.
If you've been browsing here for any longer than 4 years you should remember some blonde girl that would photoshop a bulge onto all of her images for attention.

Are those both female(male)s?
one on the left is qt

its Halden Correctional Facility

Sauce

They are both men.

that actually turns me on
real traps do not exist outside anime because crosdressers and trannies are all fucking disgusting, no amount of hormones can change bone structure and jawline

So please, more cute girls doing cute gay things instead of disgusting faggots

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Yep. There's even nudes
Nigga THAT'S A DUDE

They have cute hair but they look like crack addicts, especially "Maddie".

Yeah they both have dicks. You can find their videos on pornhub probably. It's not that great since they have small dicks and can barely fuck for 10 minutes

No shit dumbass. Now give me the sauce

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Imagine being so gay you start wanting real girls to pretend to have penises so you can pretend you're jerking off to guys.

>small dick traps
>bad
Thats the only good kind user.

>Small useless dicks that can't pleasure any woman and only use is to be teased

Good

Trapfags are literally Redd.it

Literally what are you doing to do about it, Sup Forums? Seriously, you've been informing everyone of the "Jew menace" for damn near 8 years now. You've been informing everyone so damn hard that we're exhausted of it and it has a counter-effect of turning everyone off from anything you talk about. Then you fucking idiots elect a Jew enabler into the executive office.

Was that your goal, to be your own version of a snowflake that's despised by everyone? Rightyflakes. Yeah, that's what I'm calling you from now on, rightyflakes.

I don't give a shit if I'm gay or not, futa is patrician fetish
it doesn't even work like that anyway

you will never ever fucking ever find girls with dicks like those in hentai, so real girls pretending is fucking A- material and the closest thing

This is the 7th Sup Forums thread today in Sup Forums.

Ha ha hah. It's funny because it's ironic. LMAO. too funny, user.

fuck off you nigger, you don't speak for me or for anyone here

Anime is literally redd.it.
Sup Forums is literally red.dit.
Nothing is sacred anymore. Sup Forums is one of the most popular websites on the internet.
Half of the people you're posting with probably have R.eddit accounts and live normal lives. That's just the state of Sup Forums today.

Literally a plebbit mentality there. Sup Forums has been shitting on peoples tastes before you were even born faggot.

Wait wait when did left one start fucking
Only vids I could find a couple years ago were of him masturbating

>As a straight man
Doubt.

t. assmad rightyflake

but it wasn't ironic you fucking retard

soy

howd this thread get by my filter

LOL, my dude! Futa is SO good. Us futa-fellas, right? Top tier.

>futa
>patrician
If you're a degenerate scum of society piece of shit, sure.

Soy thread tend to be the worst thread on Sup Forums, even when it just someone bring up soy. It is the dumbest meme really.

You don't have to doubt anything faggot. I'm telling you straight up.

There is a difference between those days and SOY SOY OH NO NO NO

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Because it features games they can actually beat so it's something that makes them feel good about themselves which is sorely lacking in their lives.

>if men single-handedly control an industry it's because they've set up a system that favors them
>if jews single-handedly control an industry it's merely a result of hard work
rly makes u think.

why is everything reddit with you fucking morons.

Most people who say it shitting on people tastes are fucking stupid becuase there is a big difference between that and literally this comic.