You there! You're the one they call Dragonborn?

You there! You're the one they call Dragonborn?

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pff hahah nice mask faggot

No, but I do have a rather respectable cache of dragon porn.

Nope.
*turn 360 degrees and walk away*

Nice mask there General Grevious

*bugs the fight with Miraak*

Hmm?

How they could see with those?

Mask and clothes are very cool.

>You there! You're the one with the dragon porn?

don't speak to me or my son ever again

when this happened I had been playing with Lucia.

I saw them coming and ran back and told the kid "okay, go the fuck home. NOW!"

It was like something out of an action movie.

no i'm call dragon porn :D

"Don't die for Miraak by me, or my wife's son ever again!"

What are you gonna do about it?

No, im Henry.

>cultists attempt to murder me at the gate after I learn about all kinds of earth shattering weirdness from mountain hermits
>Take out my mace and start swinging
>roided out town guard runs into a fight between two masked wizards and the guy who murdered a dragon with a club and ate its soul four days ago
>accidentally hit guard
>Guard hooks my head with the handle of his battle ax and headbutts me to death
>Guard: Light Armor, eh? Light armor means light on your feet, good thinking

>No
>Lolstop lying
>*attack you*
Great rpg/

Come back with a cute girl

that can be arranged

Yeah those anons that hate mods are starting to sound correct right about now.

I'll tell you after I make her my wife and spend a life time with her.

I get wanting mods that make the characters less same-facey or make combat more interesting, but what the fuck is this shit right here? Oh right, there's Skyrim mods that let you fuck.

>not wanting a loli catgirl companion
go back to facebook

please provide source onii samal

See you on dateline in a few years fag.

I personally prefer making big fat titty argonians with my Skyrim mods.

That can also be arranged
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Love fast travelling into towns and avoiding these guys just to see them pull a half ass attempt to approach me

none of the remastered/nu-console versions fixed the floating crossbow bolts did they?

jesus, switch gets this dinosaur of a game, without any of the god damn patches either, and its goty for you starved fucks

>when you bust that first nut to your loli riding you
I wish I could go back to the first time I found out about skyrim lolimods.

what are you talking about

Bethesda didn't add any fixes in Special Edition, only grafix.

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>there's no chance this game that was extremely popular when it came out might still be beloved, we never have daily gag thread for mass effect or deus x or anything like that

what mods allow this?
I've searched and can never find loli companion mods anywhere

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You must not look very hard.

i wish my characters get posted in Sup Forums by random anons

Ninja site is your friend.

Imagining this situation is 50x funnier than it should be

please, do it for my dick

allthefallen

My dick thanks you.

I'm pretty sure the town guards are gods of some sort. They respawn infinitely, they know all of your secrets, and they're insanely strong.

>play KCD
>finally learn how to stealth, stealth take downs and assasinations
>start roaming the countryside murdering every guard, traveller, and villager I see
>break into houses to murder and loot as much as I can
>all of this while not being seen
>HURR THE TOWN KNOWS
funnily enough, the guards I knocked out woke back up and continued their patrols naked, wish you could do the same in elder scrolls

*presses tab*

Dragonborn was the last great expansion pack ever made.

>stranger rides into town
>he's covered in dirt and his sword is literally coated in blood
>he's carrying seven of the local lord's deer on his shoulders, obviously poached them
>people start getting murdered the night he arrives
>when the town watch arrests him he keeps screaming about how nobody saw him do anything
I hope he hangs

>tfw I unironically bought this game three times
Twice for ps3, once for ps4. Ps3 overheated with the game inside, next disc was cracked after I threw the case accidentally. The third one's fate is tba.

I've bought it four times
Once on PS3
Once on PC
Once on PS4
Once on pic related

Yes. What do you want?

Nonces must hang

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