You have 10 seconds to explain why Soldier isn't the best vidya character ever written

You have 10 seconds to explain why Soldier isn't the best vidya character ever written

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I love Reisen!

DUDE SHOUTING LMAO DUDE NECKSNAP LMAO DUDE I THINK ITS A WAR BUT ITS NOT LMAO

>.t commie

THAT HELMET'S GONNA MAKE A NICE BOWL FOR YOUR BRAINS!

He's not even the best written character within his own game
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Here's the best vidya character for ya

MY ASS

He's a filthy civilian.

Hey Reisen.

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If you cum inside Reisen's anus, does she lay chocolate eggs?

>Litteraly murica': the stereotype; crazy/paranoid, proud of his country (think it's the best country in the world)
Based

why argue against such an accurate statement

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

she would eat them

lol dumb hindgut fermenter

A
FUCKING
NO
GOOD
SLACK
JAWED
CIVILIAN

_noughly

Welp, ten seconds have gone by and I have no explanation. You win.

Because Scout, Demoman, Pyro, and Heavy exist

Soldier is now the main character of the last game you played. How does he fare and what does he scream whenever he kills something?

God Hand. He'd probably do pretty well.

>YOU ARE NOT ALEXANDER THE GREAT. I WOULD KNOW, BECAUSE I RIPPED HIS ARMS OFF AND BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH THEM

le wacky man is very funny XD

because JC Denton is better

Because the Pyro is a cute girl with a flamethrower

I have to assume people that love tf2 characters were just really young when it came out.

transgirl*

Why are soldier mains the saltiest mothefuckers in the game, always crying when killed especially by a pyro?

transman

That's to say FtM.

I was 17 when it came out, so no.

>no cute feminine penis
Dropped

god bless ugleh poster

Then I guess I just don't get it. They're alright, but none of them would even make top 100 game characters for me.

>Enemy team has 3+ of these niggers on it at any given time
God I get so much satisfaction from killing these fucks, soldiers are so obnoxious to deal with as every fucking class

but user, he's already in TF2

People are suckers for silly soundbites. In particular TF2 has a lot of them.

most soldier mains I see tend to be super tryhards with huge egos and shit

>tfw finally a little bit better as scout and can dom most soldiers

>THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE... Eye.
My sides

He's great, but he's no Wario.

Thay's no Demoman.

I bet that lid has flavor from the soda they had.
Love seeing them jump after getting it from the other.

I know people think the Pan is a meme weapon that crits 90% of the time, but I shit you not the Pain Train is the superior meme weapon and will drive the enemy insane.

Because you young guys have been playing the wrong game

i bet qwtf is great, but i cannot seem to switch gamemodes. where is 5cp?

>black box conch soldiers
why are they so afraid of death?

Why would it?

I rather buff my team while I do more damage as well.

I'll be honest I don't remember anymore it's been like 18 20 years since I played the game

Scout in his own game exists.
Others in Metal Gear, New Vegas and Deus Ex exist.

Inferior bun.

Too bad Heavy has no class-specific domination lines.

On most pubs your teammates will not be able to shoot the broadside of a barn so that doesn't seem very helpful

>There's a new angel in heaven... IN HELL

>Heavy got into Poker Night at the Inventory instead of Soldier
i'm still mad

>Deus Ex, ignoring stealth and doing GEP gun takedowns
Nothing changes.

>they went and gave Soldier, Demoman and Medic payload lines after forgetting them
>still never went back and gave Heavy and Medic domination lines
wtf valve

Are there any games on shitdroid that come close to the oh so magical TF2 experience?

Because it's fucking stupid. Being killed by something clearly inferior (best used on red team on A/D or Payload), tends to drive people up the wall. I used to do it with the Neon annihilator pre-buff on maps that had no water too.

I use to get so excited about the meet the episodes...

>Being killed by something clearly inferior (best used on red team on A/D or Payload), tends to drive people up the wall
Most games I play the other players aren't sentient enough to notice.

Jay Pinkerton needs fucking necked for propagating that, especially writing off his new LOLRANDOM behavior as being fucking brain-damage/mild retardation from lead poisoning when it's part of Soldier's story that he survived all across Europe killing Nazis with absolutely no military assistance, and long after the war was over because nobody told him to boot

Fortunately Heavy and Engineer remain rather untouched, but I get the feeling it's because Wolpaw and/or Pinkerton don't actually know what to do with them. Heavy has a very clear and established personality between Meet the Heavy and Poker Night so they can't just make some shit up and say "this was ackchually heavy all along", and Pauling replaced Engineer for the purposes of being the "group techie" in Pinkerton's comics because Engi would probably just solve everything within twenty minutes even if he were hypothetically limited to sentries/dispensers/teleporters.

YER

good thing all the writers left eh

>shit ass aim down character that takes very little self inflicted damage
lolno

They can't hurt us anymore.

Desu soldier went a bit sillier than was necessary as the years went on.

Still a great characterof course, but not best

Considering Med tricked even the devil, I'd say if he worked with Engie they would indeed have no troubles. Shame, because Spy and Engie are my two favorite classes, and also get the least amount of screentime. Del is literally delegated to a side character, and the only time they gave Spy a main role in the A plot , he was only the straight man compared to literally everybody next to him.

>outsmarts the fucking devil by adding additional souls to his own
>then sells part of it for a pen

The absolute madman

>Shouting
Yeah like wtf why doesnt this guy just whisper over the gunfire
>I think its a war but its not
but it is a war, chucklenuts

based reisenanon

you could condense literally any character in existence into dumb DUDE LMAO shit. why don't you just go snack your own neck

He is in a multiplayer game with no in game plot development

>Rainbow six siege
>destroys everyone while calling them a bunch of wimps that doesn't know what real war is

I LOVE YOU, DOCTOR SAIUSS

Still has more character than other game characters

>started off as a mentally unhinged soldier that got kicked out of the army but went off to fight in the war anyway
>funny without being too retardedly cartoony
>now: DUDE SO RANDUMB LAMO
>I TELEPORTED BREAD LOL

TF2 writing turned to shit somewhere around the war update

>1947
>fought in the war
?

They do through the maps actually. It's not much but it's there. More noticeable through Halloween maps, MVM, and Special Delivery. I'm willing to bet Robot Destruction would've had some lore explaining why the fuck the mercs went to space and why Mann Co. even had moon bases to begin with.

RED/BLU, not Mann Co.*

because heavy exists