Why do soyboys hate this game?

Why do soyboys hate this game?

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=zEH_LSL4rVw
youtube.com/watch?v=MuFM90tjOVg
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

This game is a perfect pleb filter

Thread theme song

youtube.com/watch?v=zEH_LSL4rVw

Never played it.
Worth it?

It's the best TPS ever made. You should go play it right fucking NOW

TRY AGAIN GRINGO

youtube.com/watch?v=MuFM90tjOVg

>liking this shit more than 1 or 2
le soyboy meme, kys

>the best TPS

so its the least shit of loads of shit games
TPS are cancer, Rockstar didnt know what the fuck they were doing when they made MP3, they just wanted to make a noir film.

They still managed to get the gameplay right.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

All 3 games are good. The only dumb thing about mp 3 is turret sections when you kill literally hundreds of people

It was fun, and was the first time Rockstar released a newer PC port that didn't run like dog shit

>walk 10 feet
>cutscene
>walk another 10 feet
>cutscene
>manage to walk 20 feet this time
>another cutscene

FUCK OFF AND LET ME PLAY

This would be on par with MP1 for me if the setting was still New York.

The NY flashback just made me wish there was more of it.

>Like Baghdad with g strings
What did Max meant by that?

Game was too reliant on cover system, which has definitely aged the game very quickly. Max payne 1&2 required you to run and gun, 3 feels way slower because of the cover system.

And the cutscene interruptions are atrocious.

Apart from the that the shooting feels great, I'll never tire of the Euphoria physics. Hope they bring them back to their full splendor in RDR2.

die kike

If the cutscenes were only between levels, this game would be a 10/10.

>rockstar lost so much money on the game there's never going to be a Max Payne 4

Does soyboy just mean "person with opinion I disagree with" now?

Tbf, the original "meaning" didn't make any fucking sense either

People who complain about having to use the cover system are bad at the game.

stay triggered, you soy goylem KIKE

10/10 game imo even the multiplayer was fun as fuck. until someone with a grenade launcher comes around

Yeah, in that only plebs liked it.

its the new meme buzzword now that "cuck" is getting stale

This game takes place in Brazil, how da fuck does someone makes a noir themed game in a tropical country?

MP3 takes much more inspiration from Man on Fire than Noir movies like Murder, My Sweet, such as the previous games.

Kill yourself, cuck KIKE

Max Payne 2:
>I had a dream of my wife. She was dead, but it was all right.
Max Payne 3:
>Nah, just kidding. Also, I have a drinking problem now.

Is everyone that disagrees with you triggered now?

This was fucking bullshit. And what the hell happened to Mona?

you're a KIKE
you're a KIKE
you're a jewish KIKE

>Game was too reliant on cover system

Absolute false, the game only starts to actually "work", precisely when the player avoids using the cover system and go full Neo on everyone.

You should play the New York Minute mode to understand what I'm talking about.

Good, Max's story is over, it was already over in MP2, but MP3 gave even more reason to give Max a rest. If they ever bring the series back, it shoul be as an spiritual sequel.

She died, you can even see her grave in the cemitery chapter.

I played through the whole game but never figured out how and when the game decides to refill your bullet time so I found it really tedious and unfun.

I tried playing MP3 like the first two games and it was one of the most miserable experiences I've ever had with a game.

>how da fuck does someone makes a noir themed game in a tropical country?

The Noir genre has fuck all to do with the location, my dude. It's more the vibe than the geographical setting. It's pretty much like hardboiled genre mixed with a protagonist whose life's usually a mess, slogging through shits from A to Z, all wrapped up in a particular narrative style.

>the bad ending is canon
>the one that you have to work for is not
Fucking Rockstar

Why the antisemitism friend? Someone pee in your lunchbox?

>OY VEY WHITE GOY COOL IT WITH THE ANIT-SEMITIC REMARKS
KILL YOURSELF KIKE

They hate killing Brazilians and dagos by the boat load. Best gun play in any game I've ever played. Real weighty movement too.

>he hasn't played metro
Don't even talk about "working for it"

Still a great game

Why do retards unconditionally love or hate things? I mean, you'd need to be super retarded to abandon analytical thinking completely, like the OP.

Maybe if you try it the first time you use the cover mechanics. In my second play through I only used it once in the entire game (the prison section with the boss who has the grenade launcher), MP3 let you do run and gun, in fact, it's better to do run and gun than to use cover since the enemies are pretty smart and will go behind and kill you pretty fast.

you are a kike