Vidya Gore

Vidya Gore

Do those things even work?

>Buying that garbage.

Just buy the base fucking game.

That makes me uncomfortable. I hope someone got fired for that.

I hope they don't damage the thread on that alarm

What's the problem

>OH NO THE CARDBOARD IS BENT THE GAME IS RUINED

Get fucked faggot.

t-thicc

imagine paying full price for a special edition box and it comes to you manged and damaged

I dont get it

>That thiccness

depends on how fast you can run and the store

>doesn't prevent someone from simply taking it and running
>can be defeated by a pair of scissors

clearly not

>wanting bent and deformed boxes
boxes are a bygone art, but there are those who still enjoy having nicely preserved boxes, even if it is for a standard edition of the game.

You can literally see the condition and physically pick it up though, why would you buy it damaged?

Because no other stores have it and you're lucky to even see one on store shelves it's a NINTENDO PRODUCT

Except it triggers the alarm from the giant speaker attached to it dumbass

I ask them to get one from the back

That thing has a speaker on it and the band probably has a small wire running through it. If you cut it it will start sounding an alarm.

if you cut the cords, the alarm goes off. only way to stop the alarm from going off is taking out the batteries somehow or have a worker unlock the device

>sexualizing game boxes
>somehow I got a hardon
user, WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!?

You know how much nintendo fans love their cardboard

Can probably be fried with a strong EMP.

>getting turned on by boxes

>can be defeated by a pair of scissors
Wrong, theres an alarm on the alarm

It triggers an alarm if you cut the wire. AFAIK, you can walk away with those, go to your basement, cut the wire there then hammer it till the alarm dies.
But that was many years ago, maybe the new ones trigger local alarms too

A lot of good that alarm will do once you've fucking stolen the box and taken it home, retards

Literally a pointless device

>minimum wage mentally checked out store employee says he'll check
>he wanders into the back and goes on break
>he comes back and says "nah there's none sorry bro"
they dont get paid enough to care

Or just put a strong magnet to it.

>muh cardboard

some people get turned on by tile patterns.

>Pyra in box form

like I said it depends on the store. if you live in some ghetto area then they don't give two shits. if you live in a respectable area, they keep games behind glass doors with surveillance instead of out of the open like that.

>cut wire
>alarm goes off
>attract everyone in local area

or

>don't cut wire
>try to leave store with it
>ohno the door alarms go off

You're supposed to think this through.

Still have to get the box out of the store dipshit. It's there to discourage casual thieves and not someone who's willing to do some light jogging away from store employees.

You'll set off the alarm if you walk into store with a magnet.

Or Ohio.

>no one even cares about door alarms anymore

You can literally walk out of any walmart with just about anything and the elderly people will just ignore it.

those newer alarms have proximity sensors in them. you're supposed to pay for the game at the nearby cashier. if you walk away from the video game area, the alarm starts buzzing and an employee stops you and tells you to pay for the game or put it back.

>gore thread
>not a single image except the op

just pour some water on it and you will deactivate it

Thematically appropriate.

Then it's a matter of simple shoplifting which any cheapass $2 item is susceptible to, making the wire thing pointless

It's wrapped that tight cause you people will always find a way in there. Also people of all color steal shit. Caught some fat nerd stealing Pokemon cards. So there was more shit i had to wrap because people are too hot stealing shit

We already agreed the game is shit and nobody cares

This is security and theft talk now

yeah its just my watch triggering the alarm senpai, no worries.

"a matter of simple shoplifting"

Go on.

You break the wire the alarm goes off.

You leave the store with the item and security tag. The alarm goes off.

Unless you're going to run out of the door like a nigger what you going to do?

This is you, not them. They know damned well I will ask them to check their fucking scanner AND ask their coworkers too as well. I will get those wage slaves fired for being cocksuckers immediately.

>cheapass $2 item
>video game
Let me guess, "merely pretending".

Has nobody mentioned CCTV yet?

>stea3l a pair of scissors
>make employee open box at scissor-point
How hard is that?

And on the way out? Or are you going to leave your magnet in store?

Put it back on the shelf, hide in the next aisle over, wait for the security guard to arrive, look around, say "must've been nothing" and go back on patrol

>WIIU GAME label
>there is no game on shelf

>cut the box and slide the wire off
Wow that was hard!

>Steal in London
>So many cameras that they follow you all the way to you front door

doesn't do shit unless you're stealing from the same store multiple times in a short time

Fuck you LE's like this are finally giving decent art books. I'll buy what I want.

So you cut the wire and put it back on the shelf next to the obviously security tagged shit.

Meanwhile for the next 10 minutes its screaming its alarm. And the security guard is going to just wander off?

You're an idiot.

I don't really get the collector mentality.

>Meanwhile for the next 10 minutes its screaming its alarm. And the security guard is going to just wander off?
That's how it works in my video games, so sure.

Take the box with the wire on, employees don't chase you cause they don't give a shit and they aren't legally allowed to anyway, cut it with a pair of scissors when you get home

This isn't fucking rocket science user

>Implying anyone actually checks CCTV unless you get caught or you're a shifty nigger in the first place

Oh user...
I'm sorry, but your diagnosis is retarded.

whoosh

>Unless you're going to run out of the door like a nigger what you going to do?

Learn to read. Its not rocket surgery.

its so you can put the box on the shelf and show it off to your, uh, friends.

the only measure of an store employee's value is how likely he is to not flake, especially when turn-over is astronomically high
that employee who comes in every day is going to be hard to replace and they're not going to be let go because some fat sperg wanted his manchild game in pristine mint condition

Surely if there's a theft which involves an alarm going off then they'll check it

I stole Overwatch from Target before. It had one of those alarm things. What I did was take the box into the bathroom, open the box just enough so I could see the papers and shit inside, the paper with the cd key is right there so I took a picture of it with my phone, dumped the game in the bathroom trash can and went home without the box. Redeemed the product key on battle.net without issues.

As a deterrent, yes. If they aren't done tightly, you can manipulate them to get them loose. Dummy boxes are almost always a better idea, but some people still steal those.

who wouldnt?

that's what happened to a lot of people with xenoblade 2's special edition, like me. It isn't as bad as OP's pic but the retards put it in a box that's too small. It doesn't help that we got it 4 days when we had day 1 shipping

Why exactly is that not allowed? You're breaking the law anyway dipshit

>cut wires to one in random location in store
>have the other one located close to the entrance and make your escape while they go for the first one

Ever heard of collectors? Everything has to be mint or it's worth nothing to them.
But then again, who'd collect something so horrible.

Not according to super thieves in the thread.

That image quality is criminal

>go to Goodwill
>find pc games
>just open them, take pics of keys, and go home
>play key roulette and find out what free games i got

Where did I say it wasn't allowed?

I was just expecting a more elaborate plan than being a nigger.

Yeah I just don't get it. I'd rather have the free space than a bunch of shit taking up room.

For some reason I believe it would be easier to explain that getting turned on by empty armors

Sorry man, that's my fetish. I can't get off to porn unless it's really blurry and riddled with jpeg artifacts.

i have a idea how to defeat this

It doesn't take an elaborate cat burglar scheme anyway if running works just as well

You're seeming to forget only a nigger would be doing this in the first place anyway

>Unless you're going to run out of the door like a nigger what you going to do?
Why not? You're already stealing like a nigger.

i worked in retail for a bit. "the back" isnt a magical place that we can reach into and pull out whatever we want like your ass. especially if its a special edition we probably only got a certain amount in for the first shipment and maybe they restock with the second if we're lucky, and unless you've preordered then theyre going to be out on the floor

If running was already part of your plan why add more steps to it?

source on her?

so it doesnt trigger the alarm

>Hey everyone! I stole a piece of shit from a store!

Only niggers steal

this would have worked in the 90s, but now those alarm things on products have proximity sensors.

You’re buying Xenoblade Chronicles 2 and complaining about it being damaged and mangled?

I did the same thing and Sup Forums told me it was the best JRPG of the last 10 years

>her

Youre forgetting about the Goodfellas worshipping retards that think crimes are only okay when they do it.

pro tip: encase it in a wet towl and it will almost entirely muffle the noise

Sorry. I had too high expectations.

Can't knock a fetish. Happy fapping user.

Oh man we got a real japanese person in there