Brigitte is the best new character in Overwatch

Brigitte is the best new character in Overwatch.

her gameplay is weird
heal with melee attacks when you don't have any mobility

Shield Bash closes gaps pretty well and her mace has deceptive range.

I want to breed Brigitte.

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how long you guys think till feminazi start raiding blizzard about how sexuality is the devil and her bust size gets reduced to peanuts?

Never, since it hasn't happened to any other female character in OW.

>this

>overwatch

>GUYS GUYS GUYS WE NEED A NEW HERO
>doo fuk wat do we do
>FEMALE REINHARDT WITH NO SHEILD PORN ARTISTS WILL EAT IT UP AND NOBODY WILL BAT AN EYE

Except they did reduce Widow's butt twice

>i tell lies on the internet

>still spreading lies
She has two models, one for visor up and one for visor down, visor down had a larger butt and thinner waist for some reason and they fixed it.

>WITH NO SHIELD

is this moonmoon reference?

She is seriously so much fun. Easily the best new character introduced and one that will actually help balance the game better.

Meant big boy shield but that still technically counts

Doubt it considering they're adding a human Kerrigan skin for Widow Maker shortly after they added Nova.

looks lame

She's not a tank, she's a bulky Support who counters Dive.

Didn't they remove some magazines from an outhouse because fapping was evil now?

>PORN ARTISTS WILL EAT IT UP
Not gonna lie, I'm just waiting for the SFM models to hit the light of day.

her skins suck

Can't wait for hambeasts to misinterpret this spray as Brigitte being a landwhale like them when it's fucking clear she exercises her ass off to stay in shape.

In the Route 66 map, involving Symmetra, but that's less "Christian God hates everything" and more "We don't want people porning up our characters, including us".

Fuck.

And they will stay that way while Tracer continues to get new skins while the newer heroes get nada.

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Torb is best dad

Everyone is done with SFM, blender is where it's at now for these porn guys. Takes a lot longer to render and output properly. A frame takes about maybe 30 seconds to a minute if you're just rendering at 480p with a fuck ton of compression and a 4 core cpu.

HARD disagree

>It's okay I'm fit under all this fat
>I'm healthy fat

Is there a visor down ver

No

This game blows

How did they get away with adding two white characters in a row?

I thought that was a new Pharah skin until I saw the name

I love her.

>they look the same meme
oh god

I thought Sombra was Tracer once.

WOW

user you can pretty clearly see they have different eye shape, lip shape, nose shape, and general facial structure

>b-but they look the same!

There is no room for interpretation like there is for mei

>fat people can't be fit
>what the FUCK is a deadlifter

>Symmetra pictures
>in an outhouse

I feel like there was more than meets the eye here.

>Looks ten years older than they are
>Die of cardiac bullshit by the time they're 50-60
>Hey but he could really lift up and put down some things huh he was the pinnacle of human health and fitness

bruh SFM is the new >shadman

get a load of this twink boi

MOGGED

Zarya is the musclefat lifter

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That sounds like a special kind of hell.
But in SFM's defense, it's just easier to use. and hence their quality in majority is lower due to new comers.

If anything SelfdrillingSMS is doing god's work out there with just SFM alone.

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B L O A T

Too soon

>Aniki will never wake up again

>Thinking these fat hairy fucks are healthy

>counters dive

Yeah the ability to give your Tracer 150 armour (225temp) sure is a counter to dive.

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you do know this pic isn't two people right?

Best girl. How do I find a real life Bridgette to marry?

go to a gym, find a dude weightlifting, put a wig on him

>shield bash to stun D. Va, Winston, Tracer, and Genji
>flail whip to knock them away and score kills on the squishies
>shield to block their attacks
>flail has good range and heals when she hits
Also why did you say Tracer when she's a part of Dive?

wake up

wake up aniki

WAKE UP

big berry

damn, must be really hard for blizzard to create unique faces

Which other woman does she resemble?

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it's the pixar artstyle they follow. very limiting just like the dreamworks artstyle

Ok fine, im gonna try blender but still how easy it is to get blender models in the first place?

Like do they have striving community that works on them? Because it almost seems like everyone that pushes for blender are just into Overwatch characters

Is this bitch out on PS4 yet? I may download again.

What I'm saying is that she strengthens dive just as much as she deters it.

she looks like a stupid nigger

You also forgotten that her ult can be used at any time without any repercussion, effectively giving all your teammates an extra 150 armor the entire match.

Impossible. Sombra still exists

t. stupid nigger

I know, right, she's blacker than black, why I've never seen someone so dark-skinned as her.

>Uninstalled game ages ago
>Happier for it
>Brigitte releases
>Feel the urge to install just to try her out
This will only send me down the spiral again I have no control fuck my penis is doing the thinking for me

Just go jerk off

>boob armor

OH GOD THIS IS EXACTLY HOW THEY GOT ME WITH DEAD OR ALIVE

NO PENIS DON'T DO THIS

>he doesn't play a character's game or watch their series to enhance the porn

>tall and strong, but not too masculine like Zarya
>weapon + shield, the most kino combo
>Ponytail

How does Blizzard keep winning?

They could release the perfect hero blessed by God himself and people here would still trivilize him/her with green arrows

>"We don't want people porning up our characters, including us".
Which equates to " sexuality is the devil" you pathetic cuck.

In your mind, maybe.

No in the common sense of human society.
But feel free to stay in your virtual bubble, soyboy.

Not wanting people to use your family-friendly characters for porn =/= "SEX IS THE DEVIL!!", you fucking retard.

You mean he's fucking himself?

>family-friendly characters
Jesus estrogens made you completely retarded.
Stay cucked.

>still saying feminazi in 2018 * 1

Here's a final (You)

Shitposting aside

When is she expected to hit the Live servers? How long does it typically take for a hero to go from PTR to Live?

And when will OWL be on the patch that allows her?

2-3 weeks. She'll be in in time for the Uprising event.

What Uprising event.

Is that a repeat of that time we fought some robots or something new.

They're changing it up for this year. How I'm not sure of.

Changing it how.

If it's in the past then Brigitte would be like 10 years old.

>every new character has been a minority or a woman

Good

Still too many generic dudebros in the game ratio wise.